After her 15 minutes (31 minutes, to be exact) of fame for winning her state’s beauty crown, the barely legal Melissa King promptly lost it right back after being caught in porn, a charge that she denies, despite the video showing someone who looks exactly like her, named exactly Melissa King. See exhibit A here:

Today she’s reinserted (too early for clever puns?) herself into the headlines once again, ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW! Drum roll…

This time around, the petite Ms. King makes headlines in the International Business Times for having not one but TWO warrants out for her arrest in Ocean City, Maryland – the first for possessing alcohol as a minor (c’mon now Ocean City, that sheeit is weak sauce) and the second for theft. What did she steal aside from cumshots in spent tissues (which could logically pass as a third count of abortion in pro-life reasoning?) you ask? Apparently, she stole less than $100 bucks from the bus fare box, according to Officer Levy. (Seriously, that’s his last name.)

When asked about it, Ms. King says “I thought it would be fun, and I needed the money, so I just decided to do it.”

Oh wait, that’s what she said in the pre-coital interview when she filmed her porn flick.

Well, she doesn’t need to Robin-Hood up public transportation anymore, as YouPorn.com offered her a cool quarter million to become the first Miss YouPorn. Her spokesman said stuff, but nothing about her accepting or declining the offer.