Believe it or not, back in the day there was no such thing as free porn online! Could you imagine!

So, people had to really use their imaginations when they wanted to masturbate.

Here is a look at a few different things people masturbated to before online porn existed:

Softcore porn on Cable:

If you were lucky enough to have cable, late night on Saturdays there was always a movie on Showtime that was somewhat softcore porn. You saw some steamy romp sessions and even boobs, but it’s nothing compared to what you can find today.

The Sims:

Computer geeks know exactly what I’m talking about! You could make your character have sex and then in return, you would masturbate to your Sims character having sex. SMH!

The Sears Catalogue:

Straight to the lingerie section and you can see chicks in bras, panties, and girdles! SEXY!

Romance Novels:

You can find them at your grandmother’s night table, or for 10 cents at the yard sale down the street. You might be scraping the bottom of the barrel here but don’t knock it until you try it. Fabio making love to a damsel in distress on the beach can sometimes do the trick.

Playboy:

There was a Playboy stash in every home, you just had to know where to find it. And once you found it, you were able to jerk off like mad to those 70’s bushes.

I know it doesn’t seem like much, but there was no other choice. Take a minute and realize how lucky you are to be able to get porn at your fingertips. Think about masturbating to pictures of Fabio in a romance novel, and realize you’ve got it made in the shade.

It is important to look your best for a perspective partner and we all do try. It is equally important to feel your best. It is not necessary to run right out and join a gym to get fit for sex. Just take a walk every day and change small habits. Avoid elevators if you can. Walk to local shopping. Breath and circulation are the kings of sex fallowed by flexibility. You don’t have to go whole hog and in a yoga class. Just stretch in the morning for twenty minutes before you get in the shower. If you have a little extra weight and you don’t feel sexy that way cut back on sugar and bread. That is all it really takes, most times we do not even notice how much we take in. Stretch with your lover before sex.

However you want to weather you do athletic partner stretching or you go whole hog and dig the twister game out of the closet. In old black and white movies the only way you could tell a couple had even had sex was the fact that they where smoking a cigarette together with a breathless look. Breathless is right, even if you do smoke hold off. It looks totally sexy in black and white but in reality it smells and taste bad and starves you of the air you need to get going in bed. All of these simple practices will keep you cramp free and full of energy. The best practice is practice masturbate for health it brings your heart rate up and helps your circulation. The fact that it floods you with feel-good hormones and helps you sleep better is a bonus. Also you make all of the muscles that are involved with orgasm stronger weather you are male or female.

One semi-safe way to be an exhibitionist is to take part in sexual acts within one’s own home. The other piece of this mode is common to some other methods as well; acting unsuspecting. This way, the official storyline is that the exhibitionist isn’t aware that anyone could see in. A couple having sex on their couch while the drapes just happen to be open toward the street is a good example of this mode. Someone may walk by and happen to see them, which would be extra exciting. Still, they haven’t targeted anyone in particular to be their viewers. There is some risk of a complaint, but it is probably relatively low.

The next step would be to take it outside. Again, the exhibitionist could pretend that no one is meant to see. Sitting in a beach chair in one’s semi-secluded backyard and deciding to masturbate, perhaps in semi-darkness, would be a higher level of risk. Still, the sexy adventurer would be on his or her own property, just squeezing one out in ‘private. The excitement might be heightened, but so is the risk of a neighbor’s complaint.

Taking it clearly into the public arena is what some exhibitionists crave. A guy who jacks his dick on a train is there to let someone see what he’s got. The great likelihood is that someone will get a view. This behavior is illegal. Some people would decide that the risk of legal action is not worth it. For others, doing it and getting away with it could be the thrill of a lifetime.

Stripping off her sweats and T, the lanky brunette turned on the shower, stepped under the slightly stinging jets and let the needles sooth her. As the water splashed against her heavy breasts, she thought back to over a year ago, to the very first time Jake had touched her. This snap-shot of a moment was one Ruthanne masturbated to often, the first time she knew that Jake was the man for her. Jake had been so gentle, caressing and touching her so artfully with his obviously strong hands; where most men pulled and pawed at her big breasts, he had been almost tentative. She had fallen for Jake then and there and they were married within that year.

“Oh, Jake,” she sighed as she slid one hand down over her flat belly to just the top of her pubic bone, the other grabbing her big right breast. ”Oh, Jake,” she repeated into the hot water as she got up on tip toes, clutched her dewy tit, tickled her index finger down to her clit and…came.
Ten minutes later Ruthanne was dried, warm and curled up with a pillow between her thighs, dreaming of her husband.

A virgin on their wedding night, Ruthanne had become sexually alive this last six months of her new marriage. The orgasms her husband coaxed from her with his rather large cock, his fast tongue and those perfect big hands were addictive. She woke out of a fitful sex dream and feeling the heavy tension between her legs from the obvious humping of Jake’s pillow, the long-limbed lady lifted her left breast and took her nipple in her mouth. Sucking on herself, pressing her pelvis onto the tented pillow, Ruthanne came even before fully waking.

Knowing she’d just go on masturbating for five days, Ruthanne rolled over to the phone on her nightstand. ”Please give me the number for Mex-Air reservations,” she said.

The flight from Chicago to Mexico City was uneventful except for the fact the Ruthanne was literally squirming in her seat. When the Captain announced: “We will be landing in Mexico City in ten minutes, please fasten you seat belts.” Ruthanne did just that, the belt cutting erotically between her heaving bare breasts under this pretty floral dress she had worn just for Jake. De-boarding and a thirty-minute cab ride later, Ruthanne stood waiting impatiently at the front desk of the “El Condor” as the lone clerk finally looked up from this phone call.

“My husband is staying here, his name’s Jake Gannon. He’s with ‘Med-Sure’” Ruthanne said. The clerk punched a few buttons on the computer. ”Room 1154, take those elevators to the eleventh floor and turn right.”

Nodding thanks, the tall woman sprinted for the elevator. Feeling that squishiness between her legs she rode the elevator alone then took five steps down the hallway to stand in front of room 1154. Knocking softly, settling her breath, smoothing her hands down her slinky dress, after what seemed to be an eternity-but was not more then 30 seconds-the door swung open. Jake’s secretary, Claire stood in the doorway.

“W-what are you doing here?” Ruthanne stammered to the stunned Chinese girl.

“We were just going over tomorrow’s itinerary,” the little woman said. An instinctive jealousy grew in Ruthanne’s gut as she barged in past Claire, but her rising anger was just as quickly quelled when she walked into the scene of Jake and several Mexican gentlemen seated at a table littered with papers. Jake turned his head, and with his mouth hanging open almost shouted: “Ruthie, wha…what are you doing here!?!”

“I-I just wanted to surprise you…I shouldn’t have. I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

Jake leaped to his feet and put his arms around his shaken retreating spouse. Turning back to his guests he said: “Can we take this up tomorrow!?!” The room quickly emptied as the men nodded to Ruthanne and Claire smiled and said goodbye. Tears poured from Ruthanne’s eyes the second the room was empty.

“I’m sorry you felt compelled to come all this way,” Jake said taking his wife in his arms. ”It’s all my fault,” Ruthanne replied in the crux of his elbow. “It’s just that I missed you and it’s the first time we’ve ever been apart and I just couldn’t take being alone, and…” Jake pulled his wife from his hug, smiled down to her and said: ”Let me get you a drink.”

“No,” Ruthanne said, took a step back and wiggled down her dress.

“Ruthanne!” Jake said to his completely naked wife.

“I was going crazy on the plane, wondering if somebody could tell I was naked underneath…which of course made me even crazier.”

“You are so naughty.”

“Naughty for you,” she said stepping out of the splash of material at her heels.

“No, no, really Ruthanne, naughty,” Jake said, took a step to his wife and stopped her advance with a hand on her arm.

“Naughty enough to be punished before we begin anything here.”

“Jake?”

“I’m flattered, really, but I can’t have you sprinting after me on business trips, interrupting meetings like a jealous wife.” Jake said turning his pretty wife in her heels. ”Before we get to the obvious reason you’ve come,” the big man continued and began to help Ruthanne bend over the edge of the conference table. “…we need to make sure this doesn’t happen
again.”

Before Ruthanne could protest, react or even spread her legs sufficiently her husband’s usually gentle big hand SWAT her right ass cheek! God, she thought, her pussy flooding even more, Ruthanne really had missed Jake.

If a guy says he doesn’t masturbate, you can check his palms to see Robin Williams’ chest chair growing from them. On the other hand, many women don’t masturbate, and often if they do they start much later in life.

It’s also a well-documented point that women don’t reach their sexual peak until they reach their mid-thirties. She may have a hard time getting aroused by herself. Some women will play around and it’ll feel really good to a certain point, then it won’t feel very good, so she’ll stop. There’s no big crescendo, so she is not perceiving that she’s having an orgasm, if in fact she is.

If she gets horny, gets wet, has a vibrator, enjoys masturbating even if she’s not having orgasms, she might want to have her testosterone levels checked. The so-called male hormone is responsible for great deal of female sexual response cycle. A lot of women who are not horny at all or not orgasmic may have really low levels of testosterone.

A lot of women don’t really get there until they hit their sexual peak.She’ll need to learn how to breathe and engage her diaphragm. If she holds her breath, she can actually short circuit all the responses going up and down from head to pussy.

Most importantly, try and help her relax, as getting upset makes the struggle even more challenging. If she feels like an orgasm is something she owes you, rather than something she experiences or possesses, it will compound the problem. If she didn’t start masturbating until she was 20 and now she’s 25, she may just be a late bloomer. And if not, maybe it’s time to get her to watch some free porn.