Just like in the massage porn around the internet, to give an erotic massage, you’ll need the following items: A willing partner, warming lubricant, patience, place to give a massage (yes, your mom’s basement will work just fine) and you will end up with something like this video: A Massage with a Happy Ending.

The first step to giving an erotic massage is having a willing partner. Without one, you’ll just be massaging yourself.

An erotic massage requires an intimacy between both adults and a mutual-understanding of each other’s desires.

Choose the right stuff. The next step to giving a sexy massage is choosing the right lubricant to use. Make sure that you choose a lube that is warming to the touch; it makes thing hotter that way.

Down to business. Once you and your adult friend are ready, begin by having her strip off all clothing. Next, ask your partner to lay on their stomach.

A great place to give an erotic massage is either a bed or a large couch. Next, pour some warming lubricant down their spine and begin to massage it into their skin.

Work your way quickly up to your partner’s shoulders, then slowly work your way down their back focusing on their tight muscles, spine and long legs.

Next start working your way towards her pussy.

If she seems to tenses up, move away and focus on her ass for a while, rubbing and getting into the strong glutinous muscles.

After she has relaxed, flip her on her side and massage both her chest and above her pussy, just keep sliding then pulling away.
Most women like to be teased for a long time before actually getting direct pussy contact.

When she starts wiggling and arching her ass a bit you know you can move in between her legs again.

Ever so slowly start to rub her clit and finger her vagina, keep massaging her breasts as well.

If you know she likes a good vibrator ticking (and really, what woman doesn’t) pull out a mini vibrator and giver her a little added pleasure.

Now is the perfect time to initiate a 69 position. Start licking her pussy and slowly move your dick closer to her face, if she’s feeling grateful for the massage, she will most likely be open minded and mouthed.

If she’s down with that then you can go for the deep, penetrating massage. Nothing relaxes a pussy like a good long fucking.

While each erotic massage may not lead to sex, this doesn’t mean that you should be disappointed if it doesn’t. Just try again another day!

Don’t forget, most women would rather have a cool guy like you massage than some ugly old massage lady like this…

Opening up and allowing another to massage the sensitive breasts can be a step of deep trust. Breast massage, done correctly, feels good and can really be healthy as well. As far as the healthy part, the breasts are often compressed in bras that constrict the normal motion and volume of the breast. A tight lacy or underwire bra can cause discomfort as well.

The feeling of setting the breasts free and allowing them to be natural, swinging tits is one that many women look forward to at the end of the day.

Once unclothed, she should lie down on a flat surface. A massage table is ideal. The person doing the massaging will want to warm up his or her hands, perhaps by taking some erotic massage oil and rubbing it in the palm of the hands briskly. The breast massage can begin at any point around the circle of the breast, with a light pressing motion spiraling into the nipple. Do not press with any force directly on the nipple, as that is uncomfortable to many women. The fingers can also make circular motions. Squeeze the breast in an up and down motion and side to side. Ultimately, each breast should be fully massaged and manipulated in every which way in order to assist healing after all the usual constriction, or in the case of the braless, the weight of almighty gravity.

This is not a formal medical description of breast massage, so if you have any questions or discover any breast anomaly, speak to your health professional immediately. FYI: Extra oil makes for sexy, shiny breasts, and once the massage is well underway, wandering hands can make for very happy endings.