Amanda Seyfried Bares All In The Upcoming Linda Lovelace Biopic

We at Orgasm.com are excited to see just how well the young temptress Amanda Seyfreid plays the role and how serious she takes her job.

Total Babe Amanda Seyfried Is Looking Great In Her Role As Linda Lovelace

Millions of men from around the world have credit to give to Lovelace, as her skills in the movie Deep Throat were never seen on camera before, and many women brought those skills from the big screen right into bedroom’s around the globe.

We’re Happy Amanda Seyfried Has Taken Her Role As Linda Lovelace So Seriously And Exposed It All Of Us To See

Linda Lovelace, A Very Sexy Woman In Her Prime

Linda was also quite a babe. The starlet left men around the globe craving for her touch and talents. She began in the adult industry with short 8-mm silent films she would create for peep shows. In 1971 Lovelace started in a bestiality film which she denied for years until original footage came out. Linda eventually left the adult industry in 1980 and went on an anti-pornography campaign after. In 2002 she was involved in a car accident and eventually passed away due to complications. She will be remembered forever even though her total screen time only adds up to 5 hours. We can’t wait to see “Lovelace” as soon as it hits the big screen! Until then, be sure to catch up on all your Free Porn needs at Orgasm.com!

The Real Linda Lovelace.

First of all, I would love the story of Linda Lovelace to hit the silver screen. It has everything; sex, drugs, intrigue, controversy. And who better to play the woman who became, still to this day, America’s most famous porn star than ANOTHER avatar for sex, drugs, intrigue and controversy; Lindsay “I don’t have a problem” Lohan?

Last month, Lohan was reported to have signed on to do the upcoming indie flick “Inferno,” documenting the life of Linda Lovelace, who in 1972 made the world blush with “Deep Throat”. It has now been confirmed by photographer Tyler Shields that this is indeed a reality. Unless of course she gets fired off this gig too. She was apparently let go last week from the film “The Other Side” when financiers refused to fund the project so long as her name was attached. She had since been deemed “Not Bankable.”

But this is a wise move for LiLo. In fact, every one involved in this maneuver is fucking brilliant. First of all, she kinda looks like Linda Lovelace, whose real name was Linda Susan Boreman. Maybe not so much in the boobs arena but they both do indeed have those freckels. Secondly, she needs this kind of role to capitalize on her problems currently and make them a feature, rather than a liability. One needs simply to think back on Rob Lowe’s 1990 performance in “Bad Influence,” his film that followed the sex-with-a-minor-ON-VIDEOTAPE fiasco, to remember how well this plan works in such dire situations.

She can bring a grit that will lend itself to the portrayal of a woman who emerged a ‘superstar’ with the release, in mainstream theaters no less, of a hardcore porn film that shook the imaginations and boundaries of 1970′s America. Lovelace would forever chase that fame, starring in the R-rated sequel “Deep Throat 2″, and a softcore film that tried to sensationalize her floundering fame; “Linda Lovelace for President.” Ultimately she would rise up against porn and become one of it’s most fierce opponents, claiming her career was started at gunpoint, and that her agent and husband Chuck Traynor (who would later meet and marry Marilyn Chambers) betrayed her and held her as a sex hostage.

See? Mystery! Intrigue! Sex and drugs! Every thing that fans around the world have already been associating with both Lindsay Lohan AND the late Linda Lovelace (she died following a car accident on April 22nd, 2002 in Denver Colorado).

Put these two together and we get gold.

But once Janine and her defense attorneys explained that porn was not a “hobby,” that it’s been her career for nearly 23 years, that she is a willing and eager participant, AND that the ruling was in fact impeding her right to work, the judge was forced to rescind…adding however, that he did not approve.

Anyone who follows this sort of thing knows that it is a monumental ruling, and one that can be referenced in future cases that involve adult films, its performers, and the entire free internet porn community. We watch and sift through government investigations like this, with fine toothed combs in order to further our quest to protect free speech, as covered under the U.S. Constitution. The ongoing fight is far from over but this is a stellar notch to add to our collective belts.

Our hats are off to Janine Lindemulder for her win, which is made even more sweet by the fact that the Vivid title in question will also be the first anal scene she’s ever shot.

Thanxxx Judge!

1 Celebroty status
2 cult following
3 mainstream recognition
4 sex appeal

Our #1 Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli is an American entrepreneur and porn actress, she reigns #1 as the world’s most famous porn star and “The Queen of Porn”. She started acting in erotic films in 1993 after having worked as a stripper. But by 1996, she had won the ‘top newcomer’ award from each of the three major porn film industry organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.
Jameson was born in Las Vegas, Nevada. Her father is Lawrence Massoli, an Italian American police officer and program director for KVBC-TV. Her mother was Judith Brooke Hunt Massoli, a Las Vegas showgirl who danced in the Folies Bergère show at the Tropicana Resort & Casino. Her mother died of skin cancer on February 20, 1976, before her daughter’s second birthday. The cancer treatments bankrupted the family and they moved several times, including living in a trailer and moving in with her father’s mother. Her father spent most of his time at work at the Las Vegas Sheriff’s Department, and she became very close to her brother, Tony. She was a frequent entrant in beauty pageants as a child, and took ballet classes. In a featurette on the Zombie Strippers DVD, Jameson indicates she trained in dance for 15 years.

In her autobiography in 1990, while the family was living on a cattle ranch in Fromberg, Montana, she was beaten with rocks and gang raped by four boys after a football game. While still 16 she says she was raped a second time, by Preacher, her boyfriend Jack’s biker uncle.

Jameson also founded the multi-million dollar entertainment company ClubJenna in 2000

Celebrity status 9

Cult following 8

Mainstream recognition 9

Sex appeal 10

#2 Ron Jeremy

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, usually called Ron Jeremy, an American legend. Nicknamed “The Hedgehog”, he was ranked by AVN at number one in their “The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time” list. Jeremy has also appeared in non-pornographic films, such as Boondock Saints and Studio 54

Ronald Hyatt was born in Queens, New York to an upper middle-class Jewish family; his father, Arnold, was a physicist and his mother a book editor who served in the O.S.S. during World War II as she spoke fluent German and French. He had an uncle who was a gangster with mafia ties to Bugsy Siegel.

Jeremy a nice Jewish boy from Queens, NY his classmates where former CIA director George Tenet, He earned a bachelor’s degree in education and theater and a master’s degree in special education (he wound up using this degree on a on most of the retards he worked with later in life)He taught special-education classes in the New York City area, and was a substitute teacher for regular classes. oyvay!

He began appearing in pornographic films in 1979 (though he had one previous role in a non-pornographic sex comedy in 1977).

He is well known for his large circumcised penis – claimed by him to be 9.75 inches – and he has gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio oyvay! oyvay! (which he first demonstrated on-screen in Inside Seka), though he stated in a 2003 interview that due to his weight gain, all he can do nowadays is kiss the tip of his penis. so why are we ranking this fat pig so highly on our list of greatest pornstars of all time? its precisely because of all that we just said, he is his own cocksucker with a dead-rat looking mustache, a gut that made Al Goldstein look thin (when he still had money to eat) an overall pig who by all recognizing should be nowhere near porn, yet this vile thing had gotten his prick sucked by more actresses and unwitting doe-eyed just off the bus from Wichita girls then anyone else. he is the raining king, weaseling his way into the Guinness Book of World Records for weaseling his way into the “Most Appearances in Adult Films” his listed in the Internet Adult Film Database for more than 1,900 films in which he has performed,oyvay! and an additional 275 films which he directed. By way of comparison, John Holmes our next on the list has only (ha) 384 acting credits listed on the IAFD, Ron has even weaseled his way into even some mainstream films…

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal -6

John Holmes # 3

John Curtis Holmes better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd, was one of the most prolific male porn stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and pornographic feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry, although no definitive evidence of Holmes’ actual penis length exists. Near the end of his life, Holmes attracted notoriety for his involvement in the Wonderland murders in 1981, and eventually for his death from complications caused by AIDS.

Holmes was the subject of several books, a lengthy essay in Rolling Stone magazine, at least two feature length documentaries, and the inspiration for two Hollywood movies, (Boogie Nights and Wonderland).

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 7

Sex Appeal 5

#4 Linda Lovelace

Linda Susan Boreman better known by her porn name “Linda Lovelace”, who shot to stardom for her performance of deep throat fellatio in the enormously successful 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat.

The reason we love this bible thumping mom next door so much is that much like the cony island hotdog eating contest she just blindsides you with her deep throating abilities, its almost like a involuntary twitch where the moment she sees a cock she drops to hear knees and ferociously attempts to scratch an itch in her uterus via cock down the throat, the fact that she became an anti porn crusader later in life only makes her cockmunching that much more enjoyable..

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal 6

#5 Paris Hilton

The rich Roman Catholic cocksucker.

Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) was an American socialite, heiress, media personality, model, singer, author, fashion designer and actress. but Paris really is a hot pornstar! that’s hot!
Hilton is known for her appearance in a night in paris which won 2005

AVN Awards’Top Renting Release of the Year sex tape. in 2003, her appearance on the television series The Simple Life, her several minor film roles and her role in the horror film House of Wax in 2005, her 2004 tongue-in-cheek autobiography her 2006 music album Paris, and her work in modeling. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton also served a widely publicized sentence in a Los Angeles County jail in 2007.

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal 9