Farrah Abraham

The newest whore to join the ranks is reality TV star Farrah Abraham, who became famous for opening up her legs as a teen, and then parading herself on MTV where her financial gains from the show went into plastic surgery and fake tits. After the show’s cancellation in late 2012, Abraham hired porn star James Deen to fuck her in the ass with the intention of fooling the public that it was a personal sex tape, however Deen spoke out about the production calling it a pornography film which he was paid for.

Kim Kardashian

The unknown whore who was on film sucking pop singer Ray J’s big cock skyrocketed into stardom when her homemade sex tape hit the net. She made a whopping $5 million dollars from Vivid Entertainment after a lawsuit, and Vivid have made $35+ Million from it since. This is the textbook case of a gold digger, which is somewhat ironic since she’s expecting Kanye West’s baby.

Paris Hilton

Since her sexcapades were filmed on a night vision camera in 2004, Paris Hilton has gone on to appear in numerous reality television shows, television and movie cameo appearances, and has even gone on to begin to attempt a career deejaying and producing shity house music, however A Night In Paris is single handedly the best thing Paris Hilton has done, or will ever do.

Pamela Anderson

The blonde bombshell who dominated men’s fantasies in the 1980-90s filmed an amateur sex video with her husband rocker Tommy Lee in 1998 and accidently had it leaked. This would end up being the textbook case for all ‘leaked videos’ for years to come. The video prompted Anderson into the tabloids, however due to Lee’s surprisingly massive cock, he ended up in a stream of reality television shows and made him a pop reality star.

Fred Durst

The Limp Bizket frontman made a homemade sextape which showed him having sex with a hot blonde in POV sex positions which was stolen off his home computer and uploaded around the net. Durst filed a lawsuit against 10 different websites which uploaded the free sex video for $70 Million dollars. Probably one of the most profitable amateur sex videos ever uploaded to the Internet.

The home movie, filled in 2003 and sold to Vivid Entertainment in 2007, also stars singer Ray J and shows the pair engaging in intense sexual intercourse. The film put Kardashian into the spot light where she embraced the attention, and has since gone on to be the highest paid star on reality TV with her TV show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.

This film is almost a decade old now. Why are people still paying for it? And why is Kanye boosting sales?

Well, the obvious reason is that the majority of people are sheep. They hang onto trends and follow the crowd, and Kim’s specialty is climbing that social status rank. So far, Kanye is the biggest international star she has been involved with, and hence created more exposure for her and more sales for the film.

Unfortunately for her, she is not the one profiting from the sales. When the tape hit the market several years ago, Kardashian took the company to court, who settled with her for a cool $5 Million dollars. Vivid Entertainment owns the rights for the film and have made every attempt to keep the film their own. It can be viewed online via a On Demand type of method and never released for free. This has created a monopoly on the film for Vivid and the profits are still rolling in.

So, I get this, that all makes sense so far. What confuses me is the demand to see her fuck, especially after the film is a decade old. Is Kim really that desirable?

I personally find her attractive yes, but her years of attention seeking, gold digging and lack of integrity and intelligence makes her completely undesirable for me. I look at her and think she is everything that is wrong with pop culture and Western civilization. A complete flake who deserves none of the attention or money she has received since the film was created.

In fact, due to all of her attention and money, I think I might have even developed some type of bitter distaste towards the woman, one that makes me think she should just shut the fuck up and take some cock. Then I realize that if I wanted to see her take some cock, I could easily just pay for it, and be happy that none of that money is going into her pocket.

Well, it looks like I just answered my own question.

Halloween is just around the corner and you know what that means! It’s time to figure out a costume. We all know Halloween is better than Christmas for the fellas because girls dress and act like sluts, and get away with it!

Rather than Halloween bringing out the ghosts and goblins, it brings out the hoes and whores.

So ladies, if your not showing an ass cheek or some cleave, you’re not going to fit it! That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the sluttiest Halloween costumes for 2012, just so you don’t feel out of place

Let’s go!

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Remember The Little Mermaid when you were a little kid? Well this costume is only for those over 18! You could even try little pasties on your nipples instead of the full sea shell.

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Usually a devil costume is suppose to be scary, but not this one. This costume will make you horny as fuck! And make sure you don’t skimp out on the thong ladies, that competition is going to be stiff this year!

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This nurse isn’t going to play nice, if you know what I mean. A push up bra is required in this costume, unless you have implants of course.

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Let’s be honest, they’re is nothing better that says SLUT like a Playboy bunny.

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A french maid costume is one of those classic costumes that just keep getting more and more slutty each and every year. Try it with boobs like Coco, or show off your ass in a thong.

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Another Disney character which is suppose to be an innocent costume for young girls has become slutty thanks to Kim K. But you can do it even dirtier than her this year! Rock those see-through pants with a g-string underneath.

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Kim tweeted this pic a couple of days ago with the caption “trying on Halloween costumes”. I’m predicting this one will be pretty popular and to be honest, I like it. It shows your assets, but still leaves some to the imagination.

The sex tape is said to be almost 20 minutes long and get this, Kanye is banging some chick who looks exactly like Kim K! It’s safe to say homeboy has a type.

It is shot in a hotel room, which doesn’t look so classy so I’ve heard, and the women confesses in the tape that she is married and that her husband and her don’t have sex anymore and that’s why she is there having sex with Ye.

Radaronline.com is saying that they’ve seen the tape in it’s entirety and that it’s definitely not Kim, even though the chick has long black hair, a thick ass, and olive skin.

During the fuck session, they never kiss and they don’t do a damn thing but bang in different positions. Sounds pretty boring to me!

A responsible Kanye sports a condom (you know he doesn’t want to have any baby mama drama in his life).

At the end of the romp he walks up to the camera and then switches it off, therefore it’s pretty damn clear who’s idea it was to film the deed.

According to an exclusive insider, Kanye is trippin’ and doesn’t want the tape (which was probably filmed shortly before he started dating Kim) to be leaked.

Well, I hate to break it to ya Ye, but the rest of the world would do just about anything to see this tape. I give it a month, tops, before it explodes all over the internet.

Everybody knows Kanye is one of the cockiest (no pun intended) motherfuckers out there; always flashing his cars, jewelry, and clothes, so it wouldn’t make me happier to see a teeny tiny dick on em’.

There’s got to be something he is insecure about, and I have a feeling that might be it.

What do you think? Kanye: big dick bandit or little penis prick?

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in The Matrix, when he said, “Whoa!”

As in ‘Whoa, check out that ass!. Some pics released from the film show the barely legal Montana Fishburne showing off her booty, and I, for one, must give it a review of one cock up, way up.
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While some aspiring actresses get their inspiration from Meryl Strip, I mean Streep, Montana has been influenced by non other than role model for young sluts everywhere, Kim Kardashian, who rose to fame by being in a sex tape. It so happens the same company, Vivid Entertainment, that distributed the Kardashian sex-tragavana, as well as former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson’s infamous sex tape, is also handling the release of the Montana Fishburne video. So she’s in good company, you could say.

Montana has specifically said that Kardashian was her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Her father, the oscar nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, probably wouldn’t mind having a word with Kardashian right about now.

Montana has not spoken to her father since news of the video was released, but says that she hears from relatives that her father is “upset.” Gee, you think he would have a sense of humor about seeing his teenage daughter show off her cock sucking skills to the world.

In response to her father’s potential reaction, Montana said “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

Sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but you’re Dad is never going to say to his friends, ‘look at how well my little girl takes a cream pie, I’m so proud of her.’ Not in this reality anyway.