It was apparently Ron Jeremy who thought it would be a kick to surprise the cast and crew of X-Play / LFP Video’s “Not Married With Children XXX part 2,” directed by Will Ryder. And so surprise them he did by bringing one of the original series’ beloved actors, David Faustino, to the set.

”It was like time stood still for a few seconds when I saw him staring at the carnage that we were creating and I wasn’t sure how he would view our porn parody version of his great TV show,” Ryder remarked. ”I mean we had a three hundred pound woman giving our Bud a naked massage.”

After the initial shock, Faustino was all smiles as he toured the set chatting with various cast members including Kagney Linn Karter who plays Kelly Bundy (there’s a joke to be made here but I’m not sure which one is less appropriate) and was amazed that things looked pretty much like the original set back in the day.

”I thought it would be fun to bring him onto the set,” stated porn legend Ron Jeremy who is a friend of Faustino’s. ”David didn’t want to make a cameo or be a part of the behind the scenes footage because he has a life but he was curious about what this porn parody craze was all about and what better way than showing him a spoof of his own damn TV show.”

In the porn version, the Bundy family goes wild after winning $1,000,000 in the Illinois State Lottery. But when Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud are accused of fraud; fast money, wild times, dirty blowjobs & hardcore sex go flying out the window before Kelly Bundy bangs the lottery official saving the family from financial ruin in what could be one of the most entertaining sequels in porn parody history.

Critics are already saying that this sequel is even better than the first “Not Married with Children XXX” movie.

The fine art of Vagazzling. We can all remember hearing about  Jennifer Love Hewitt letting the speckled goose out of her shorts, and ever since then the world has taken notice. Including, our very own porn world.

Third Degree Films, makers of such fine adult fare as “Fuck You,” “Teachers with Tits,” “American Bad Asses,” and my favorite “The Dream Teen,” has announced its intention of bringing the Vagazzling Hollywood craze to your home screen (size and width to be determined by you).

Joining the films lead Kagney Linn Karter in the cast of “Vagazzled” will be Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Amy Brooke and Charley Chase…NONE of whom had actually ever heard of the sparkly phenomenon. That kinda reminds me of Tom Cruise never reading “Interview with a Vampire” or Gwen Stefani ever hearing “It’s My Life” by Talk Talk….but I digress.

Third Degree’s Joey Wilson had this to say; “We were looking to do something a little fresh, and vagazzling is the latest Hollywood trend. For a town of tinsel and sparkle, they sure brought it home. It definitely gives a whole new meaning to ‘family jewels.’”

I like that.

However I’m still confused as hell about how this stuff stays on.