#5 Emily Parker

Emily Parker is a former opera singer turned incredibly sexy porn star in 2008. A self proclaimed attention whore, Emily travels around alot doing feature dancing at strip clubs. She says she doesn’t even like watching porn herself, she just likes being naked on camera.

#4 Skin Diamond

Skin Diamond got her start in the industry with Burning Angel and says that when she cums on camera she isn’t faking it, ever! This year she won her first AVN Awards for Best Oral Sex Scene and Best Double Penetration Scene. She’s recently taken up photography so maybe soon we will be seeing her on the other side of the camera (hopefully wont mean she will stop being in front of the camera).

#3 Jessie Lee 

Jessie Lee says she likes sex off camera to be as aggressive as her sex scenes on camera are which is maybe how she has become such an awesome pornstar. She loves to listen to metal and post hardcore music and loves going to concerts to show her appreciation for artists “with her mouth and stuff like that.”

#2 Joanna Angel 

Joanna Angel is possibly the most famous alt pornstars also started Alt Porn studio Burning Angel in 2002 so she not only stars in the films, but she directs them as well! She says that fucking on camera is her favourite part of her job though. In her free time she likes to make up weird hashtags for twitter and enjoys finding news bands to listen to.

#1 Bonnie Rotten 

Bonnie Rotten got her first tattoo at 15 and had her first gang bang shortly after, which might be how she ended up at our top spot here. She’s only been in the industry for a few years yet has recently signed on to direct some porn films herself. She says that anal is her favourite thing to do because “You can’t fake an anal orgasm.” Bonnie has already won tons of awards, so expect to be seeing a lot more of her in the future!

Orgasm.com has two ALT specific porn studios for you to check out Burnging Angel and AltPorn4U where you can get tons of the best free alt porn videos online!

Joanna Angel has a Bachelor of Arts in English Literature with a minor in Film Studies from Rutgers University. She has won 7 AVN Awards. She likes to make free HD porn for all to see. What more do you need? Look at her tits.

Here’s some juicy Joanna Angel tidbits:

-She used to write a monthly XXX sex advice column for Spin magazine.

-In high school she worked at a Kosher fast food restaurant, where she probably served plenty Kosher dill pickles.

-She made a cameo on the Adult Swim show Children’s Hospital where she played a porn star.

-She’s a practicing Jew which makes her a total JILF (Jew I’d Like To Fuck). Oy vey!

Alternative pornography features members of society’s most misunderstood breeds. You have your goths: the Nine Inch Nails listening, all black wearing, Nightmare Before Christmas watching, Edgar Allen Poe reading, pale-faces. For some reason a large percentage of goth chicks are fat. I don’t have a scientific explanation for this, but maybe there’s something about Trent Reznor’s voice that makes a lady want to eat doughnuts. Goth chicks also rate very high on the Crazy/Hot Scale.

Next you have your punks: the no future believing, anarchy in the UK subscribing, Dead Kennedys listening, spiky-haired, leather jacket wearing, Oi! bridade. A lot of punk babes that you see in nude videos are really skinny. This might be due to the fact that they’re on heroin. Again, I have no scientific proof of this, but you never with girls these days. Is it drugs, an eating disorder or really fast metabolism?

Next you have your emos: side-swept bang sporting, Rites of Spring listening, tight T-shirt wearing, nonsensical poetry about how life is bleak writing, Andy Greenwald book reading, sluts. Yes, all emo girls are sluts. If you want your dick sucked, make friends with an emo chick. The best part is, you don’t have to feel guilty about taking advantage of a girl with low self-esteem because they’re all well-adjusted. They just pretend to be depressed because so they don’t have to pay to get into the Warped Tour.

Lastly you have your ravers: the ecstasy popping, electronic dance music listening, glow-stick waving, pants three sizes to big wearing, Angelina Jolie in Hackers, weirdos. I call them weirdos because I don’t get it. The clothes make the chicks look disproportionate and the music gives me a headache. I did own a Prodigy album in high school but it was the one everybody owned. “I’m the firestartahhhhh”, you know, that one. However, sex movies with raver girls tend to showcase women having intense orgasms. Probably because they’re all on E.

All four breeds shop at Hot Topic. They keep that store in business. They’re also secret fans of Good Charlotte.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever rubbed one out while looking at the Burning Angel website? Most of you? Great. Orgasm.com has sex movies featuring founder Joanna Angel getting her XXX cake and sodomy (Marilyn Manson reference alert!). She will also be our Porn Star of the Week next week so be sure to check that out.

Alt porn isn’t for everyone, but I do recommend trying it out. Sometimes it’s nice to  watch some XXX sex movies where the chicks don’t have fake tits and fake tans.

Jenna and Tito Ortiz, after their domestic violence fiasco that occurred this week, are completely withdrawing all of the accusations they made against each other once the police showed up. So now all of a sudden HE didn’t beat her up, despite her claims of him tearing tendons in her shoulder from throwing her in a bathtub and parading around the city wearing bandages, and HE may have “jumped to conclusions” about her supposed addiction to OxyContin (she did test clean in a screening for cocaine, weed, meth and oxycodone – the major ingredient in OxyContin).

ALL OF A SUDDEN they’re back in love and don’t understand how this whole thing has been “dramatically distorted and misinterpreted” by the press, as Tito’s lawyer, Chip Mathews (nice name) says it’s all “a big misunderstanding.”

BOY do I hate this shit. Just when I’m watching video of Jenna marching around pissed off saying things like “I have no place in my life for this” and verbally kicking him to the curb on numerous occasions, and thinking to myself “man, Jenna is right up there with Elin Nordegren and Sandra Bullock as far as strong women who don’t take shit from no one” go. Nice about-face there, strong woman.

And then there’s this; seems that Tito stands to lose $15 million if he’s prosecuted for domestic violence. Money that accounts for his UFC contract as well as other businesses.

The almighty dollar wins again. I’m not saying anything nice about anybody anymore….

UPDATE!
Joanna Angel tweets: “Come on Jenna Jameson. I used to really look up to you. Can you stop being so embarrassing? It makes the rest of us look bad.”

Amen girl.

There’s a great movie about the restaurant server industry called “Waiting.” Mostly casting comedians you can tell it’s somebody’s life story put into a readable timetable and formulated for the big screen. Much like “Clerks” of its day.

Well I heard today that Joanna Angel just wrapped her new skin flick called ‘Bartenders’ which promises to be a porno version of ‘Coyote Ugly.’ Only better.

That doesn’t sound too hard. Lots of tattoos…booze…pierced appendages…and raunchy mouths. Voila! You put it all into a slew (at least 6) of sexy situations and slam it up with some hardcore sex and you’ve got a hit. Not to mention that its title doesn’t have a number after it.

Good for you Joanna!

And if you know that much then you are probably aware that it gets its namesake from pornodome’s own Joanna Angel, performer of 78 titles and director of 25.

Now, I don’t know many men, or women for that matter, who don’t have a little alt-love hiding deep down within their shells. Even if you are the straightest lace on the shoe, there’s a soft spot somewhere that likes to see a gussied up goth girl get a little somethin’ somethin’ in a smokey cemetery. And just so we’re on the square here…two words: Rachel Rotten.

Joanna Angel has turned this into a fine art. BurningAngel has risen from the ashes of obscurity and placed itself high on the map of inventive porno creations. And now you can enjoy them in print as well as on the web and from the comfort of your own home via DVD.

Issue #2 has landed.

Published by Magna Publishing Group—which also publishes the popular men’s magazines Club, Genesis, Swank, Velvet, Fox and Gallery, among others, the 132-page print magazine showcases BurningAngel girls Kleio, Azrel Arden, Draven, Andy San Dimas, Skin, Lucky Fortune, Holly D, Coco Velvett and of course Joanna, in beautifully shot pictorial layouts. The issue also features interviews with Misti Dawn, Phoenix Askani and Boots Electric from Eagles of Death Metal; music reviews; and Joanna’s infamous advice column, Asssk Joanna.

I can’t wait to get my hands on one. There’s just something incredible and irreplaceable about the feel of a well done men’s magazine. And granted the internet is not known for it’s lack of free porn, at least with this you know you’re getting something that someone put some thought into. And with Joanna, it’s someone who cares.

That’s when AIM (Adult Industry Medical) is holding a benefit in which they’re auctioning off a date with six porn stars!

Lucky bidders will get the chance to have a six-on-one date with famed porn stars Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Faye Reagan, Georgia Jones, Joanna Angel and Sasha Grey.

The benefit, taking place at Busby’s East (formerly the Conga Room) will also have appearances by some of your favorite Wicked Girls as well as Courtney Cummz, Nicki Hunter and Nina Hartley.

All proceeds from Belladona & Kimberly Kane’s Winter Wonderland will benefit Adult Industry Medical Healthcare.

Winter Wonderland takes place this Saturday (Dec. 5). The winner of the sextuplet date takes place Dec. 10^th and includes dinner.