Posts Tagged ‘internet porn’

Simple Sex Is One Of Life’s Greatest Pleasures

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

If there’s anything that certain about sex, it’s that it can complicate life and relationships. Sex is messy: it controls our actions and often leads to places we’d otherwise avoid. Despite this, no one goes out of their way to avoid sex – in fact nearly everyone embraces sex in their own way. So how do you choose what you’d like?

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Internet porn has made sex easy, not to mention accessible for public consumption. You don’t have to hide in a dirty bookstore to buy it anymore – and without that embarrassment people have opened up to fetishes and darker desires. Like a good meal you can have your fucking any way you like it – with whips, chains, stockings, anally, on a boat. The scenarios are endless, and often lead to an escalation in the type of behavior needed to get off.

Escalation is a key point, because although we like our ladies in thigh high stockings, and love when they suck dick in lipstick, sometimes there’s nothing better than just plain old sex. You know the kind: you strip down and bend over a big titted bitch and fuck her until she screams. Never mind acrobatics worthy of Cirque du Soleil, simple pounding is refreshing and a back to basics approach that will help you return to your roots.

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So the next time your lady comes over, smack her ass and get down to one of life’s richest pleasures: simple sex. You can thank us later.

Porn & Politics

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

The media would like us to believe that the better portion of Americans are hitting the streets to cause a ruckus in the name of politics. In fact, voter turnout in America is at an all time low, and many are having trouble choosing which candidate should lead the free world.

Perhaps it is comforting to know that men are a little more prone to get political if they know that means a possible “win” for their own member. Two psychologists have recently claimed to have found a pattern between the American states which backed a winning candidate and the number of search requests for porn on the internet in that state.

In 2004, upon George Bush’s alleged “win”, rates of internet porn usage in the states that backed him surged. In comparison, states that supported John Kerry saw decreases. Remarkably, the same results were found in the 2008 election that featured Barack Obama and John McCain, as well as in the 2006 congressional election.

The study was conducted by Patrick Markey and his wife (who remains anonymous) – both psychologists interested in political phenomena. In an online interview Markley was quoted as saying, “If we saw this just for one election, you might chalk it up to chance, but we saw a pattern with it happening three times. It’s also cool that we saw these results with both Republicans and Democrats — that these were general results not just driven by one political party.”

The results may be indicative of more than just one political party being sexually active then another. Men aren’t usually prone to sudden masturbation sessions upon a successful victory are they?

Apparently, the husband and wife super team stumbled on their findings after working on studies involving testosterone levels. Related studies have shown extreme levels in testosterone, high or low, result in differences in sexual behavior.

American states which voted strongly for McCain in the 2008 elections had significantly lower levels of free porn consumption. Obama voters fared a lot better when he successfully won the election, causing a massive spike in online porn usage among the strongest states.

“We don’t know for sure if testosterone is the reason why we are seeing these changes in porn-seeking behavior, but it seems like the best explanation at the moment,” said Markey.
The only thing left to wonder is which party watched teen cheerleader sluts, or anal avengers.

Is Your Sexual Conditioning Where It Needs To Be?

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Picture this: you’re behind a hot chick, pounding away doggy-style. She’s moaning and asking for it harder, but you feel like you’re ready to cum. So what do you do? Do you pull out and blow your load all over her waiting ass, or do you suck it up and pound the crap out of her like a man until she gets off, and then make sure you get off yourself?

What most would do in this situation depends on their physical condition. Therein lies a dilemma: most of America is fat and out of shape, meaning that most of America would be a crappy lay. Even being minimally fit these days would put you ahead of the curve when it comes to fucking.

So which would you rather be? The guy who shoots too early, or the stud that fucks like an internet porn sensation? I’d recommend becoming the latter, and it all starts with solid fundamental groundwork. Try some pushups and sit-ups followed by cardio to increase your thrust rate during sex. Falling prey to stroke management isn’t worth it.

Most men know their limitations but fail to ask – what if I didn’t have any limitations? A little bit of exercise is worth getting the chance to fuck your girl as you’re standing, or spanking her ass as you pound her from behind. Hell, you might get her so excited that she asks you to jizz on her face.

Stranger things have been known to happen.

Bree Olson Gets Some Mainstream Cred

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Of course that’s what everyone wants! No porn star is going to pass up on the opportunity to pursue a more virtuous path. To be up there with legendary Traci Lords, the queen herself, and more recently Sasha Grey is a dream that all probably have, but only a tiny fraction ever taste.

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