The initiative stems from one of Germany’s biggest luxury brothels, Artemis’. Their Berlin based “wellness center” in Charlottenburg will now feature senior-citizen friendly amenities like shower seats and larger changing rooms for those who use wheelchairs. There’s nothing like fucking a hooker with a side of conscience.

One of Artemis’ spokespeople recently spoke to Berlin’s Tagesspiegel newspaper in order to further publicize their efforts in catering towards the elderly. He boasted their “helpful personnel”, staff members who were specifically trained to help older customers and encourage a positive experience. He added, “It is important for us to show that Artemis is properly equipped for these clients”.

This trend is only bound to spread throughout the rest of the country. Given that prostitution became fully legal back in 2002, over 150,000 sex workers are now officially registered with the government. This means that despite having to pay taxes, they are now given full welfare benefits, including health care. Despite that, it is estimated that over 250,000 call girls remain on the black market. I guess they really don’t want to have to pay their taxes.

According to Stephanie Klee, a “veteran” call girl, prostitution is now so common-place that they are becoming more specialized than ever. In fact, some retirement homes have even started to offer these types of services on the side – what a way to die old and happy.

Statistics show that approximately 20% of Germany’s 82 million population consists of senior citizens. Given their increasingly low birth rates, it’s clear to see that in a country where everyone keeps getting older, all services should be catering to the elderly, not just prostitution.

Expect to see senior-citizen specialized services springing up just about anywhere. From the sex toy industry to an increase in elderly porn. Where there’s demand, there’s profit. And the sex industry knows that all too well.

The local police know this of course and are exploiting ever more frequent opportunities to bust the clients who come to pay for these services to cum.

Though working girls are certainly in danger of being busted on a regular basis, clients to need to be ever more mindful of whom they are seeing. The very best way to be assured one isn’t walking into a sting operation is to simply see girls and guys on reputation alone. If a friend recommends someone, and they got away safe-and they fucked or were sucked-it’s pretty reasonable to assume they did not see a cop! The police might lie, fudge their identities, maybe even wear some revealing clothing but they cannot engage in sexual activity.

Second, one can go on one’s innate sense of the date. If you have been a client of escorts long enough your gut reactions will reveal volumes to potential police activity in and around the in-call you have come to or the outcall you have invited to your home…though cops hardly, if ever, indulge in outcall hooker stings.

Lastly, watch what’s said and how it is said. Cops lie; it’s part of the job. That old urban myth that if you ask someone if they are a cop and they must tell you is a misnomer, but be mindful of the words money and sex uttered in the same sentence, or your escort trying to get you to say these two words together. All one has to do is show intent to buy sex and one has committed a crime under most laws. You will find with a policeman or woman posing as a sex worker the slow semantics of the transaction will be very pointed and deliberate indeed.

It is a little more dangerous trying to procure sex for money these days. As the escort attempts ever-clever guises and clandestine ways to advertise, the police keep right on his or her tail trying to stop the business by arresting both the customer and the provider.

It makes sense then that sooner more then later we will be looking for drive-thru .

There are actually states in the union where one can drive their car into-INTO-a liquor store order, pay for, then be handed whatever alcohol one wants, then leave the store, all without ever leaving one’s car. Albeit a blowjob or some ass fingering might take a tad longer to complete, but the time has come to pull up outside a lighted menu screen, order some oral sex or a quick hand-job, unzip as one pulls around to the window, maybe open the car door to the full window one comes to face, surrender some money and stick one’s genitals out to be serviced! Surely, the entire sex drive-thru enterprise would be easier for a man to pay for and receive, but with us all able to get a burger or our morning coffee this way, why not sex?

And while being a hooker is illegal, might there be some unique precedent about receiving a sexual act in a car that is technically still running that would render the entire exchange free from prosecution?

The time has come to out our resources into the very next thing. To prompt people to leave their houses in this day and age is a retailer’s biggest headache. To get people to buy a dirty movie when they can just as easy download for free over the Internet are dirty movie producers’ biggest headaches. The drive-thru sex shops might in fact kill two birds with one stone; get people out for their sex and keeping them away from P.C. screens where they can too easily-and for free-download porn movies.

“Club Paradise” is three storeys high, has flashing neon lights, two bars, a VIP zone and about 180 sex workers, dressed up in everything from nightgowns to g-strings to some very brief shorts-whatever your fetish may be.

So guys, if your in Spain and feeling horny, disregard a night in watching some free porn because business is booming at this place and apparently “the place is heaving every weekend.”

And I suggest that you do try and make a trip over the Atlantic because Prostitution is so popular and socially accepted that 30 percent of all Spanish men have used a prostitute service at least once. A Spanish Health Ministry survey in 2009 put the percentage of one time prostitute users at 32 percent, and it is far higher than the liberal minded Holland, which is only 14 percent.

To meet the demand of the horny Spaniards and their North American tourists, there is an estimated 300,000 prostitutes that are working everywhere from clubs to lonely country roads and roadside bars, to huge clubs that are recognizable by gigantic flashing signs.

Prostitution is so much less taboo than it is in the conservative and high strung North America society. In Spain, having sex with a hooker isn’t just seen as a way for men go about losing their virginity; it is actually seen as cool.

It makes you wonder why it’s so socially acceptable compared to here to hook up with a prostitute. Apparently it has to do a lot with the laws in Spain, and maybe they are just better at accepting the fact that no matter what, women are going to do sexual acts in exchange for money.

The prostitutes in North America often get themselves involved in some pretty bad situations because of the fact that it is illegal and they could be punished, where as in Spain, they would rather keep them safe and promote condom use and road side safety, instead of trying to pretend like nothing bad is going on.

Angelo Di Paolo, the regional government’s public works chief, has recently decided to take drastic measures in controlling the problem. In a collaboration between provincial and municipal governments, all trees and vegetation that line the banks of the river Tronto are to be cut. Way to implement a ‘green’ attitude.

Despite not coming as a surprise, several environmental groups have spoken out against the plan which would eliminate over 69 acres of vegetation. Members from several environmental agencies have spoken to the UK Guardian claiming that the only crime committed by soon-to-be-chopped trees was offering “shelter and intimacy to sex slaves.”

Perhaps the biggest question is this: do whores really seek shelter and intimacy when roaming the streets? I highly doubt it. What they need is exposure – that why they look like the girls you see in free porn. Otherwise, how would they make any money? If they’re selling their bodies, what better way to advertise than to parade around the streets like a billboard? I’m just saying.

I highly doubt that cutting down trees will make that much of an impact on the problem. If raids and security cameras aren’t working, how about trying harder? Investing more money into the cause would certainly help. Cutting down trees, on the other hand, is a highly dubious solution to a prostitution problem. Not only will it not work, but it will also cause a huge stir amongst environmental fanatics everywhere. Certainly not worth it.