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Happy Birthday Porn Stars!

glennb — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 21:16:05 +0000

It’s that time again (which generally translates into ‘whenever i have nothing else to write about’) to give a shout out to some celebrity porno birthdays worth celebrating this month.

And though these birthdays do not fall in the heralded time of the Aries (we’re gonna rule the world someday), Taurus isn’t so bad either. Enjoy.

Marilyn Chambers (1952)
Patti Petite (1961)
Morgan Fairlane (1966)
Vicky Leander (1971)
Max Mikita (1974)
Jason Nichols (1977)
Shawna Edwards (1977)
Rebecca (1978)
Paola Rey (1981)
Gaby Marceau (1982)
Beatrice (1982)
Breanne Benson (1984)
Melody Max (1984)
Lena Juliett (1985)
Erin Marxxx (1985)
Veronika J. (1985)
Esmeralda (1986)
Tammy (1987)
Leony Dark (1988)

Happy Birthday Ron Jeremy!

glennb — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:30:14 +0000

What kind of internet porn site would we be if we didn’t send a very special Happy Birthday out to porn ICON / LEGEND / HOUSEHOLD NAME – Ron Jeremy!

It just doesn’t get much better than Ron Jeremy. The guy has had the ultimate career; one of its biggest stars during the glorious 70′s heyday, performer in over 2,000 titles, master behind the camera for 280 (Click here to become your own porn director), has had sex with some of the world’s most beautiful women, ain’t coming up short down below, and all of this from the self proclaimed “ugliest man in show business.”

I met Jeremy once at The Rainbow on Sunset Blvd. in the mid 80′s. Had a beer at the bar and bullshitted with him while he waited on a friend, who was late. Ridiculously nice guy…self-deprecating and completely aware of how lucky he was in life. He seems to me like he was the first improvisational sex stud. You could tell he strayed from the script…usually to riotous effect. In recent years I’ve heard him comment about how now “..with the advent of viagra, anyone can be a porn star, but back then…that was our talent”

Ron Jeremy keeps his name alive by appearing in loads of mainstream stuff, usually playing himself or starring in random reality shows. Today he celebrates his 57th birthday. KEEP IT UP HEDGEHOG!

…he paid for my beer, by the way.

Happy Birthday Pornies!!!

glennb — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:29:33 +0000

The adult film industry has a LOT of ingredients. There are a shit ton of people who make up the inner workings of this finely greased (and lubed) machine. It’s not unlike any other industry, so to mention a birthday or two a day would not be surprising. However, I’m going to mention 21.

With all the free porn and sex vids we serve up it’s hard to keep track of just how many people are seen on a daily basis. Penises and vaginas no problem. We have “spread sheets” for that shit. So in the spirit of our big happy fucking family; a gaping HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY to the following porno performers:

Franco Armani (1969)
Kiki Morgan (1970)
Ryan Conner (1971)
Julian Spencer (1973)
Jenny McArther (1976)
Silvia Saint (1976)
Victor Campos (1976)
Bryan Secrest (1977)
Raylene (1977)
Melody Magic (1982)
Kitty Kunt (1983)
Kaylane Soares (1983)
Gary Taylor (1984)
Diana (1984)
Lolly Badcock (1984)
Trixie Kelly (1984)
Chantal Ferrera (1985)
Jocelyn Jayden (1986)
Kylee Strutt (1987)
Lindsay Kay (1987)
Honey Lovely (1990)

Thank you all for your courage. Your stamina. Your shamelessness and pride in ass-bleaching…