A curious fetish explorer might first want to try out costumes, if that feels like a direction that draws some sexual energy. Costumed sexual experiences-Cos Play-are all the rage for some, and the big turn-on can come from dressing up as a superhero, a doctor or a naughty nurse, a butler, a bimbo, or just about anything or anyone that the imagination can conjure. Crossdressing has a very deep appeal to those who have feelings of blended or cross-gender, and to those who would just really love to feel how it would be to fuck or be fucked as the opposite sex.

There is plenty to play with in the realm of costumes alone. Adding various behaviors can make it even more interesting. Those interested in the BDSM world can start out by buying a few items that help with the look, like a corset or a collar, or may just feel free to try out sensation play without the need to look the part of a kinky lover. An easy way to start out is to see how open-handed spanking feels. It might feel great to receive but not to give, or the other way around. One person, generally called a switch, may also find both top and bottom roles to be pleasurable and exciting. When looking for new sensations, there are endless possibilities. Just a few include feathers, candle wax, floggers, paddles, warm and cold foods, and faux fur. The sex toy store is a good place to check out, while remembering that just about any store will have something that looks mundane to most, but can be used to enhance an adventurer’s sensory and sexual enjoyment.

Jokes aside, the concept of sexual addiction is still up in the air. While some psychologists are firm believers in the possibility of being addicted to sex, others see it as complete and utter rubbish. After all, if watching porn and cheating on your wife was indicative of a psychological disorder, 80% of men would living in a mental asylum.

Given the fact that I know plenty of self-professed perverts, I figured I’d ask them if they would consider themselves to be sex addicts. If there was anyone who would be honest about it, it would be them. Read on for some of my findings.

Andrew, 27

On why he could be classified as a sex addict: “I’ll confess to having thrown the occasional golden shower party around town. What you call “gross” I call “hot”, so sue me. As for needing to sex all the time, let’s just say that if I go without it for more than two days I become borderline suicidal. Shit, do I have to to go to rehab now?”

Tina, 24

On why I think she’s a sex addict: “Give me a break. Just because I’ve fucked a few strangers after having just met them at the bar that doesn’t mean I’m a sex addict. So what if I like outdoor sex? Now that think of it though, I do think about sex pretty much all day, every day. But who doesn’t? Right? That’s not porn star proportions”

Bubba, 32

On how many sex partners he’s had in the past six months: “Hmm, I’m not sure to be honest. I’d say around 30? Is that bad? I do use protection every single time. I just get bored really easily. I can’t help it. Go ahead and call me a sex addict.”

One of the most recent surveys conducted in the world of online dating and flirting has found that the absolute best internet chat up line for men to use is: “You have beautiful lips.”

According to the director of marketing from a predominant online dating service, he says, “we have found the Holy Grail of flirting.”

The research analyses the success rates of opening lines from about 200,000 online flirtations in 11 languages over the course of one month to come up with the “compliment success index.”

The users on the site were asked to use one of 12 different chat pick up lines. Each one complimented a part of a woman’s body or appearance, from her tits, to her hair.

The research measured the success rate of each line in two different ways: first, their success of creating any response at all; second, their success at launching a longer conversation. Which means one that goes back and forth at least four times- and that’s a lot for some of these poor bastards!

When it came down to it, complimenting a woman’s lips was the most successful overall. When it came to Dutch and Portuguese women, they mostly preferred: “you have beautiful ears”, that just goes to show how weird they are!

“What many women want is for men to take the initiative and not be wishy-washy. A lot of men on dating sites send a sort of generic message and women recognize something that hasn’t been customised for them.”

According to David Givens, the author of the book, “Love Signals: A Practical Guide to the Body Language of Courtship” said the results totally made sense because women tend to focus a lot of attention on their lips.

“From adolescence onwards, they cosmetically adorn their lips, applying lipstick and colors. They have been doing so since ancient Egypt.”

So guys, you want to get a date or you want to get fucked, you know what to say; anything that has to do with her lips should get you what you want!

Do: Go about work normally

The cardinal rule when dating a co-worker is to go about business as usual. Don’t let your love life affect your productivity – after all, you had your job before you met your flame, and you’ll have to have a job when you break-up.

Don’t: Bring arguments to work

Friction is negated in an effective work environment, so save the drama for your mama. Our #1 tip to making an office romance work is to leave your arguments at home. Your girlfriend fucked your brother? No one cares…

Do: Sneak romance into the workplace

Days at work can get pretty boring, so feel free to spice up your relationship with a little discreet loving on office hours. And if you’re in the habit of working late, may we recommend sex on the photocopier?

Don’t: Harass unwitting coworkers

If you’re looking to hook up with a coworker remember that the line between friendly flirting and harassment can be thin. Don’t get carried away hitting on someone who isn’t interested – you could lose your dignity and your job.

Do: Acknowledge your status as a couple

There’s no better way to set co-workers against you than to lie about the obvious: if you’re fucking someone in the office, come clean about it. Trust is important at work, and more important than faux privacy.

Don’t: Bring work home with you

Just like leaving arguments at home, make sure you leave your work day at work. There’s no better way to suck the love out of a relationship then to make your bed into the office. If you can get this one right, you’re on the path to dating bliss!

The Situation was a Dancing With The Stars contestant and has recently launched a new book. Snookie is being paid thousands of dollars to show up at club for about 10 minutes, all over the US, and Pauly D just bought a brand new Lamborghini.

These kids are ringing in the dough and it’s all because of their outrageous personalities and partying habits that allow them to create some of the most obnoxious, weird, and plan old fucked up lingo.

IIIIttt’ssssss T-SHIRT TIME!!!!! Here are some infamous Jersey Shore sayings that most of you will probably need a Guido dictionary to help decipher:

GTL: A day long activity that is mostly done by MVP which includes going to the gym, tanning, and doing laundry.

MVP: The power trio created my Mike, Vinny and Pauly.

Cockblock of the century: One who is legendary for preventing his or her male roommate from succeeding in his sexual conquests.

Community smush room: A room that is used for smushing and smushing only.

Smush: When you have sex with someone.

Double Bagger: When the person you’re getting it in with is so ugly you have to put over her head and your own, just in case.

Getting it in: When you have sex with someone.

DTF: Down to fuck.

DTS: Down to snuggle.

Grenade: An unattractive fat woman.

GFF: The grenade free foundation is an organization to keep grenades at bay in order to reach a GFA.

GFA: Grenade free America.

Land-mine: A skinny ugly girl.

Chicken Cutlet: A silicone insert that is placed into a chicks bra to make her tits look bigger.

Kookah: A woman’s vagina.

These are just a few of the Jersey Shore terms to get you through a days work. If you want to completely educated on their lingo, it will require you to take the day off work, because they have come up with a lot of shit!

Red Lipstick: Red is the color of lust – people with red cars get into more accidents, people who wear red clothing get into more fights. There’s something of passion in red, and hot red lipstick is designed to attract you to a woman’s lips. So, whether you’re picturing your lady giving you a blow job or simply undoing your pants with her teeth, beware this trade secret!

Panties: If a woman is carries a pair of panties in her purse, that generally means she isn’t wearing any! While we love thongs and g-strings as much as the next guy, there’s nothing like a girl who forgoes panties altogether, and lets you know about it by carrying her pair in her purse. This is a clear sign that a girl wants to be fucked – so what are waiting for! Get over there and bust a move.

Gum: It’s a fact that nearly all men have an oral fixation. Chewing gum has no purpose – there are mints to freshen your breath, there’s food to eat – and women keep their jaws moving for one reason. Exercise so they can suck your cock. Don’t forget that when she’s going down on you later!

A Gun: Undoubtedly the sexiest accessory a woman can carry in her purse. Guns are nearly unnecessary these days since the invention of pepper spray and mace, but dangerous women have dangerous habits. Make sure your girl isn’t a spy before you climb into bed with her (after all, she may leave you tied up) – however dating a girl with a gun is all it’s cracked up to be. A tactile experience that’s bound to get a little wild!

Take Heidi Montag as a prime example. When Heidi first appeared on The Hills she was a skinny flat chested blonde with a big nose. Sure, we would have fucked her (perhaps even multiple times), but without much to talk to we would have moved on to bigger and better things. Heidi may be dumb, but she was smart enough to realize that her value wasn’t nearly as high as it could have been so she went under the knife to have her face fixed and her tits done. The end result was a minor miracle as Heidi was transformed from an average beach slut to a superstar – the kind of big breasted blonde that embodies the American dream.

With that said, when Heidi went under the knife again for an extreme makeover this spring, she pushed her look too far. There’s a fine line between bombshell and alien, and Heidi passed it by having her face pulled tighter than Joan Rivers and supersizing her breasts so that they resembled flesh colored bowling balls. Yes, we’d still fuck her, but much like the original version of Heidi, her stock was greatly reduced.

So when it comes to tits, there’s such a thing as too big. As a rule, tits shouldn’t block the sun, they should simply allow the sun to highlight their bulging contours. Looking natural isn’t necessarily the prototype that should be aspired to – after all, men love fake breasts – but women who look deformed are quite simply unattractive. Hollywood – take note!

“Dress casual,” he had tittered over the phone “You should be ready for just about anything.”

Jenny and Charlie had been having a ‘whirlwind romance’ for the past two months, on top of which, well…Charlie was hung like a horse and knew exactly how to use it! This was the first time that Jenny had ever had a man with over sized equipment, and she now was a true believer in the saying “size DOES matter”.

The night of the party, Jenny sat in Charlie’s passenger seat in a short thin dress-sans bra or panties-and two-inch heels, her long dark hair loose down her shoulders. Charlie was steering them down the deep woodland streets and dark cut backs in what she knew as a very affluent neighborhood and minutes later her boyfriend parked his Lincoln at a spacious Tudor mid way down a tree-tunneled dead end.

“I think you’re really gonna like this,” Charlie said when they walked to the front door of the place and without knocking he opened the front door and ushered Jenny into the large foyer. Laughter and music could be heard coming from the next room, and with his arm around her waist, Charlie led his tall lady into the living room.

Jenny’s head began to spin.

Littered around the room were a variety of couples in various stages of undress. Most were laughing and talking, but some were clearly in the early stages of various sexual acts.

“Jen,” Charlie said helping her into the room by pushing lightly on her lower back. “This is the ‘Walking Stick Club’, the requirement for membership should be obvious.”

By the size and thickness of the cocks Jenny was trying to avoid looking at too long and lovingly, she saw before her a handsome group of very well hung men.

“Do you have to, you know?” she shuttered.

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do,” Charlie continued walking her to a high small bar at the right corner of the big dark living room.

Sipping her expensive champagne-the only drink the WSC served-Jenny took a slower studied looked around the group of people around her.

Yes, the man were hung, in fact Jenny saw quite a few erections she would have liked to have gotten a better look at…at least, but the women were equally impressive, all ‘super-model’ quality with fantastically firm young bodies, long legs, high firm asses and nothing smaller then a C-cup. Jenny was happy she sported 36D’s.

“Let me show you our most impressive member,” Charlie said leading his girlfriend from her staring and walking her out the back archway of the room, down a hallway and to a back porch off the kitchen.

Stopping in the doorway, Jenny saw a black man on a low futon with at least a twelve inch cock lying on his back as two blonde women, twins probably, lay on either side of him, naked, cuddling close, taking turns licking up his chocolate shaft.

“Jen, this is Frank Elliot, a good friend of mine,” Charlie said and Jenny turned to a man she had not heard walk up.

The squat yet smiling Frank stuck out his hand.

“Nice to meet you, Charlie talks very highly of you.”

Shaking Franks hand, Jenny couldn’t help but notice the man’s fat prick nearly poking her thighs.

“I’ll be right back,” Charlie said leaving them.

Turning her back to the activity on the porch, Jenny and Frank began to talk in earnest.

Frank was very interesting, full of quick quips and an interest in the same movies as she but, Jenny couldn’t get her mind fully on what he was saying; she was dressed and the man was standing here naked, his big cock bouncing between them.

“There’s another porch,” he said and Jenny sauntered with the short man down a hallway to a smaller screened-in room that was empty.

Frank sat in one of three wicker chairs and spread his legs and Jenny tried not to look down.
“Do you have a preference for color?”

Jenny looked to her right where Frank was indicating; a small wicker table with a bowl atop of it full of condoms.

Seeing a condom rolled down a fat large cock was not an experience Jenny would soon tire of. She was sighing and squirming in the minute it took Frank to cover his cock.

“Can I assume there’s not much on under that dress?”

Jenny smiled, turned and lifted the bottom of her dress to flash her perfect naked ass underneath.

“I really don’t…” she tried looking back at the man sitting under her but Frank reached for her hips and sat the girl reverse straddle down upon his hard erect cock in an instant.

“Ah ha,” Jenny said, speared, spread and so so wet with this cock entering her.

“I leave you for five minutes…” Charlie said, laughing from the door way. Jenny looked up into his smiling face, and instead of disengaging from Frank, she opened the front buttons of her dress to reveal her bare big tits to her man.

“Welcome to the Walking Sticks club,” Charlie said bending to suck Jenny’s tits while Frank fucked her deeper.

Another reason for this shame, is that in most countries it is highly taboo and illegal. As George Carlin used to say “Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn’t it legal to sell fucking?

Prostitution has been decriminalized in parts of Germany, all of Australia and New Zealand, Holland, as well as parts of Nevada. Unfortunately, however, in North America overall, any politician who would take this issue on would likely be committing career suicide. There is a perception that the oppressed and downtrodden prostitute won’t be protected, even though this is often made worse by prohibition.

People love black and white pronouncements and are uncomfortable with grey area. Most of us don’t want to look at whole situation. Sometimes paying for sex is okay, sometimes it’s not. Officially no one “ought” to be doing it, so we just sweep it all under the carpet. If we said this is okay, then the government would feel like they’ve lost control. People assume if commodities like drugs and sex were decriminalized, everyone would be fucked up all the time or using prostitutes all the time. This is not the case in governments that to allow (and therefore tax) sex work. There is significantly more control because more people are on the books and this is seen as a legal occupation. As a result, there is more protection for both the sex workers and the Johns. Why we’re at it, lets say porn stars too.

For now, it seems like if prostitutes want to be safe, they either have to lay low and find a good madam and/or quiet clients, or move to a place that is more accommodating to their choices. The downside to that is that the market will be more significantly penetrated, and supply and demand might run a little dry.

The most mainstream piercing that screams sex is the tongue piercing. When you see a girl with her tongue pierced you know she hasn’t done it for herself, she’s done it for the guys she’s blowing – who wouldn’t want a hottie with a steel bar through her tongue putting her mouth around their dick? There’s nothing like an added bonus when getting a blow job. Besides we like to get blown by women who have invested in our cock enough to have their tongues permanently altered to add to our pleasure.

While a pierced tongue is great when pleasuring your partner, be you male or female, what about your own pleasure? Perhaps the hottest piercing in terms of stimulation is nipple piercing. Men who get their nipples pierced are often heard complaining that they have an erection for days. Who would complain about that other than frequent viagra users? Pussies, that’s who!

Of course, clit piercings are the female equivalent of nipple piercings for men (although we have it on good authority that women’s nipples are essentially wired to their clits, so they essentially get to double their pleasure). Besides pinpointing female pleasure, clit rings are like bulls-eyes on women who need to get fucked. So boys, don’t blow it if you reach into a girl’s panties and feel her clit ring – that should be a guarantee that you’ll be sticking your cock in her slam-slot soon!

So be pierced and feel the pleasure! You won’t regret it.