We all know that sex doesn’t happen like it does in all of those free porn videos that we watch online. It’s never perfect, and more times than not, there is something that goes wrong. If you do encounter a night of perfect sex than props to you, but the majority of times, something happens that makes the situation a little less magical, and a tad bit awkward.
If she hasn’t made a single sound since you started- what do you do?
1. First you must check to see if she is still awake. If she is sleeping or passed out, you can just pretend to roll over and pass out as well. Whatever you do, DO NOT fuck her without her knowing it. That’s pretty much rape and you could probably be thrown in jail for that.
2. Say her name and make some noises yourself. Hopefully this will make her feel more comfortable and speak up.
3. If it’s still not working, bite her subtlety so she has to make a sound. If she still doesn’t, then she must be in some sort of hypnotic trance.
If you start your period in the middle of fucking-what do you do ladies?
1. “Im so glad my first time was with you!” Make a joke out of it and it will take the pressure off.
2. Clean it up. If his sheets are messy, offer to wash them.
3. If your still horny you could ask him if he wants to continue. But the choice would be totally up to him.
She’s as dry as a dessert-what do you do?
1. If you have lube, use it! There’s no shame in suggesting she need some extra moisture.
2. No lube? Saliva works just as good, and it’s a lot hotter to use.
3. If it’s still dry and hurting her, or you, stop. Try resorting to oral for the time being until you can get some lube on hand.
Don’t freight over awkward situations that happen during sex because, trust me, we all have them. Even the best porn stars say they have had some pretty embarrassing moments so shake it off and try it again.