Posts Tagged ‘fuck’

Celebrate Spring With Sex In A Field

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Spring is here. Time to get your fuck on in a field!  Before you go out and find a chick to reenact what you see in your favorite porno movies, check out our tips for banging in a field.

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Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day

Friday, March 16th, 2012

If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.

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Fuckity Fuck – The Origin of the F Word

Friday, March 9th, 2012

Fuck. What a great word. Here at Orgasm.com we’re all about it. Fuck! Fucking! Fucker! Fucked! We admire it all. However, most people don’t know where the word comes from. After the jump learn the origins of the F word.

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Pregnant Sex – Banging For Your Baby

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Babies man, what a trip. They’re always crying or leaking from some orifice and they’re expensive. I don’t even have money in my bank account to buy a cheeseburger or a serious girlfriend right now. However, should I meet that special honey and plant my seed in her bush for life, to quote the Roots, I’d hope that we could continue to have sex while there’s another human growing inside of her. For those of you who find yourselves with an expectant lady read on after the jump and learn the best positions for pregnant sex.

Man, I hope that’s not alcohol in her glass.

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May I Please Have A Dutch Fuck?

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

I’m seeing this girl. She’s nice. She’s got a good head on her shoulders, which is rare for me because the women I usually frequent are bat-shit. I’m not an idiot. I know that I’m naturally drawn to fucked up chicks and I’m trying to break the habit. The problem with dating tame girls is that they don’t always let you do stuff that you’d see in your favorite XXX clips like a dutch fuck. What’s a dutch fuck you ask? Well dear readers, continue after the jump and find out.

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All About The Cum

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

bree-olson-sperm-cocktail-01-600x450It is true that for some of us we cannot abide by any sexual encounter when we aren’t reaching orgasm or have not brought our lover there. For some people seduction, foreplay, canoodling has to lead to sex which has to lead to copious amounts of cum. For too many of us the label Xxx is synonymous with gonzo nasty sex we watch in porn but ache for in our real life and Xxx means scenes where fluids fly, partners have multiple orgasms and any and all sexual play leads to fucking/sucking and rubbing warm ready body parts to fruition.

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Feel Like A Porn Star

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

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Everyone should try to fuck like a porn star. Imagine how great our sex lives would be if we put that much effort and enthusiasm into sex with our partners. It doesn’t matter what we look like, how old we are or what size pants we wear. Our partners are with us regardless of all of those things, so there is no sense wasting time or energy worrying about things that don’t really matter. So check out this video of porn star Avy Scott and try fucking like that!

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Sex and Men Seeking Virgins

Monday, September 26th, 2011

For Men seeking virgins in Ancient Rome they were best advised to stay away from the Vestal Virgins as being caught having sex with one of them was a death sentence upon both the virgin as well as the other fuck buddy.

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For Men seeking virgins then it was best to find himself a country farmers daughter. These Vestal Virgins were women that were taken into the priesthood and surrounded not only by a very capable guard unit but also surrounded with a mystical quality that kept them as a standard and example of the purity of the gods and their relationship with Rome. To sully this then was an affront and an insult to the gods and would surely bring down punishment from on high. For the Romans religion was not a very spiritual thing, for them it was very much a business oriented relationship. You prayed to the gods and made the appropriate sacrifices and in turn the gods would answer your prayer or bless you in whatever capacity was expected. If the god did not then you were perfectly within your rights to go appeal to another god and so on down the line until you got what you wanted. There were rituals to be observed and honors to be given and it was believed that to not do this was to be dishonorable in one’s bargain between Rome and her gods. For the Romans the gods were very different than the Greeks.

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In Roman belief systems the gods were very busy doing other things and had little time to come down and physically speak with them, much less interact in any way. The gods did, like the Greeks, occasionally come down but this was a very rare occurrence and much at odds with their Greek counterparts who seemed to be popping down to the mortal world on just about every other weekend.

Sex And Viking Terror

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

During the time of their reign there was nothing more terrible than the vikings. One of the reasons why they struck such fear into the hearts of men at the time was not only for their fighting prowess and fearsome reputation but also for their reach. They were everywhere and it seemed that no place was safe. Many fled inland when their raids touched the coasts of their lands but soon even that did not bring safety. The key here was the viking long ships. These ships were designed in such a way that their construction allowed them to seek passage up rivers as well as travel over rough seas. This meant that vikings could take passage up river and by that route strike deep inland. It became no exaggeration that truly, no where, was safe. What many do not readily understand or indeed have even heard of is the viking penchant for cleverness. The vikings treasured a clever ruse as much as a brave warrior facing his foes openly.

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They treasured and valued a keen mind and a sharp wit as much as they did a strong sword arm. If a man could successfully bring down a raid with few casualties and little bloodshed it brought as much glory to his name as did a great battle. It was also cheaper too and cost less in terms of manpower, energy and money to replace casualties taken to hire new swords. This naturally meant that you could extend your reach and raid even more, which meant, more booty. Rape was also one of their tools and seizing the local pussy and making off with the women to fuck them and make them their own lessened the morale of any would be defenders. So in its own way Sex served a greater purpose beyond just Sex for it’s own sake. It helped spread the viking terror and bring them more victory, with fewer stiff opposition. This in itself was a sort of cleverness.

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Free Sex and Female Vampires

Monday, September 19th, 2011

A lot of people find the idea of Sex with a female vampire to be a very attractive one. The truth would be a very different story however as Sex with a vampire would likely lead to death. People allow themselves to become charmed by the ideal and less by a reality if they were to really exist.

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The vampire is a killer, it is a serial killer, and the one thing it certainly isn’t is someone that you would want to fuck regardless of how attractive they were. They exist only to feed and even under the best of circumstances would it find it extremely trying just to keep their desires at bay. The problem has come from too many writers turning the vampire into a heroic sort of character and one that people adore. This flies in the face of their and truer and more natural state. Even a vampire with the very best of intentions would find it tempting to eat their professed friend. If a vampire really existed in the modern sense of the creature they would be almost animal like in their habits. Most of their waking hours would be spent on the hunt and either feeding or setting up an opportunity to feed. Then they would be off to their safe place to rest and recuperate until the next time. Contrary to what most people believe they would not spend a whole lot of time waxing poetic about their existence. They wouldn’t have time.

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Another fact would be their physical state. In order to survive on a strictly blood diet they would need to consume a tremendous quantity of blood and this would likely leave corpses all over the place. They wouldn’t likely observe such niceties as taking just a little and leaving the person alive to tell about the tale. Then there would be the consequences. With that many people dead in the area it wouldn’t be long before a hunt for the hunter would be on.

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