First, make sure your girlfriend’s in a good mood. If she’s not the conversation won’t go over well. Once you’ve established that your lady is feeling great, sit her down. Don’t jump right in and be all, “Once I saw some free sex movies where a guy banged two chicks at once. Can we try that?” Start talking about sexual fantasies. Explain that you’ve always wanted to have a threesome. Explain that you still love her very much. Explain that this is no way means you are thinking of cheating on her and that this is purely a fantasy.

Once you’ve got the XXX fantasy talk going, get dirty. Not too dirty, save some of it for the threesome. Tell your woman that you’d love to see her kissing another girl. Describe how it would turn you on. Tell her you think she’s the most beautiful woman in the world and that it would only enhance her beauty (or something equally sappy) to have her explore her sexuality with another chick. You’re not going to get Aubrey Addams the porn star to tongue wrestle your girlfriend but you can get one of her friends. Every girl has at least one hot friend. Hopefully this hot friend is a yes girl and she’ll agree to the threesome.

Communication is key when it comes to getting your babe interested in a threesome. And remember, if she does agree to the threeway don’t throw all your XXX moves at the third party. Focus mostly on your lady so she enjoys herself and wants to have another one.

Fuck can be used as a verb, adjective, imperative, interjection and noun. That’s like saying a porn star can be used to make free sex videos about squirting, blow jobs, anal sex and bondage play.

According to my research, the earliest use of the word in the spelling we all know and love was in the 1500s in something called Ane Satyr of the Thrie Estaits. I did not bother to find out what that was because it sounds incredibly boring and I’m guessing there are no pics of naked chicks in it. Anyway, it’s a common misconception that fuck started out as an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent (of the) King” or “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”, but those are both urban legends. However, the word was always associated with XXX content, even in its early years.

Fuck crept into the English language from Dutch and Low German. It is a derivative of ficken which means to copulate. Copulate means having free sex with a XXX porn star like Jackie Lin, or in my case dreaming about having free sex with one. You know how porn stars get, they’re pretty selective of which ganong they allow to enter the sanctuary that is their pussy when it’s not being filmed.

You know who has a nice pussy? Free sex starlet Carli Banks. Actually most porn stars have great clam huts. You’d have a beautiful vag too if your job was to get it fucked by giant dicks all day like teenaged Kat in this video. Anyway, without further ado, here’s the list of slang terms for pussy:

axe, hachet  wound, ass mate, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtains, bikini bizkit, Boston creampie, California angel, Chesapeake Bay, cock holster, cooter, cookie, cherry pop, cat flaps, cha-cha, cho-cha, chuff, furburger, grumble, hairy goblet, honey pot, honeysuckle, hooch, hush puppy, muff, mud flaps, Maryland clam, panty hampster, passion fruit, pink taco, poonany, poontang, southern belle, south, taco, tongue magnet, velcro triangle, vertical bacon sandwich, vertical smile, wonder down under

Each pussy is like a snowflake. There are different makes and models. Here’s some XXX slang to describe a giant snatch: the grand canyon, the great divide, horse’s collar, clown’s pocket, cathedral

Sometimes pussies are tiny and they can be known as: mouse ear, eye of a needle, Little Bo Pussy, mini-meat

For the record, if you want to see JLo’s tits rent Money Train or U Turn. After that she started making garbage like The Wedding Planner and trust me, there are no boobs in that. Now, let us begin our tour of Latinaville with Cassandra Cruz. Why hello there, Cassandra. You’re looking well. Would you care to offer us some free sex as a dirty servant?

Next stop is Juelz Ventura, a porn star that Orgasm.com has covered greatly due to her ability to suck a dick, eat pussy, get fucked etc. Trust me, she’s really good at all three. Say hi to Juelz. Doesn’t she look great?

Luscious Lopez is the next stop on our Latina porn star tour. How are your beautiful tits doing today? Super? Well, that’s good to hear.

Everybody loves a good MILF and it wouldn’t be right if our tour didn’t include Monique Fuentes. Hi Mo, fucked anyone on camera lately? Oh my, looks like we’re interrupting you. Carry on with the free sex video you’re shooting. Nice tits, by the way.

We end our XXX tour today with Valerie Rios and her big tits. Please wait until the trolly has cum to a full stop before exiting the Latina.

There are no real clear signs of the married among us. Anyone cheating has already taken off the ring and other then a specific tan line on their ring finger, what else can you really look for? If the sneaky cheater has taken to the net for free sex then we have to assume they have covered their tracks pretty well, are hiding their identity and unless you come right out and ask and they are honest to tell you, there is no real way you’ll ever know they are married.

Mainly what you can do is keep track of when you meet your chat buddy online. First determine-if they reveal it-where they are located then keep track of when they are online in relation to what time it is where they are. Does your online paramour eschew night or weekend chatting? Have you two gotten so close, to the point that you are talking about meeting off line for some free sex, but you have yet to exchange phone numbers?

In the end it will be your own sneaking suspicions that tip you off mostly. Especially being single you already know how other single people act, you will be able to sniff out unusual behavior to what you yourself get into and in the end you will realize the sad but perfect truth that, even though there is a lot of free sex on the net not everybody should be availing themselves of it.

It’s one thing to be deprived on land and quite another to be so at sea and desperation combined with human nature will pay about as much attention to any rules as an animal would. Indeed the very drives that people contend with are quite animal like. It’s clear then that rules are simply understandable deterrence efforts made with the knowledge they’ll be broken. It can’t be stopped and Free fucking will be had as often as it can be and under any circumstances it can be. It might also be noted that that very nature is being actually counted on when the time comes to explore another very different sea, that of the stars. In order to survive quite literally as a species for any length of time there would necessitate men and women breaking those rules. Such could be said that it might even be enforced. Now that would be an interesting switch. It could be that premiums would be given to couples that could endure the training needed to operate spacecraft and the conditions of space travel. Being able to procreate and populate among the stars might even be the rule of the day itself if that time is to come.

Human beings will eventually populate themselves into extinction without some viable alternative. The planet has only a finite amount of space, and humans an infinite ability to breed. That dilemma will have to be dealt with at some point. Fortunately for man kind the answer is already in hand, at sea. People will just do what they do, in the farthest reaches, of outer space.

This recent discovery stems from the lackluster attendance in some of the most popular swingers clubs in the country. One of them being DDeviousDelights, who claim that attendance at their swingers’ parties have gone down between 30 to 40% in the past year. Despite the fact that most clubs are resorting to providing newcomers with a 50% discount, cover charges and strict ‘couples only’ rules still stand strong.

As an example how sex and today’s ill economy are crossing paths, take this heartwarming story: An intoxicated 56 year-old woman from Illinois decided it would be a good idea to dine and dash while at a Joe’s Crab Shack. After making a run for it, she was apprehended by authorities but promised she would pay them back once she got home. Upon arriving at her apartment, she entered her room and proceeded to come out holding a rubber dildo – which she used as a weapon while approaching the officers in a threatening manner. Once they managed to knock the ding-dong out her hand, she was apprehended and placed under arrest.

The End.

While this doesn’t necessarily apply to swingers’ clubs, it just goes to show that if you can’t use sex for a good cause, use it as a weapon. After all, not even free sex is exempt from these arduous financial times.

That isn’t to say that Mickey Mouse will be getting a dick any time soon (not that we’d be opposed to such a thing). A realtor who talked to the SF Chronicle speculated that Disney would be interested in this particular location for a far simpler reason. They’re quoted as saying that the “hip, cool, artistic vibe of the mission” probably appealed to the animation giant. Yeah, because those are the first adjectives that come to mind when someone mentions the Jonas brothers.

Hip, artistic and cool might apply to Disney spoofs such as “Poke her hot ass” however, and you can only hope that’s where Disney is going with this. After all, who wouldn’t pay for some Disney animated porn? Sounds like the perfect modern update on the free sex videos that are swimming in cyberspace at the moment. Either way, the idea of Disney getting naked is too hard to resist.