Posts Tagged ‘Free Porn’

Ass

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

bwbWhen it comes down to the most basic body part we all happen to have and one that’s sexual at the same time, our bottoms top the list. Not necessarily an erogenous zone, still a tickle, a spank and an insertion does attract and arouse many a man and woman. Gay men know the pleasures of anal play well as do hetero couples-especially men who admit to it-and all manner of attention back there adds greatly to sexual life. In a way, it’s the body part of free porn.

From the start of our recorded art, from sketches on walls up on through the great artists of history the back of our front has been celebrated, championed and has held fetishists enthralled. No matter the size, shape or skin color, there is as much a lid for every pot as there is an ass for each one of us-or more them one-that we find attractive, want to taste, rub or swat.

Nipples rise when there is arousal. Pussies will lubricate, cocks will unfurl to full erection, eyes will widen as will smiles. Ass cheeks might quiver, blush or flush with gooseflesh, can be revealed under a short skirt or caught in a pair of tight pants, but for the most part asses are indifferent to our obsession and love. Men can have as fine and firm a pair of gluteus as a woman can have a derriere that sways just right. Asses are where we are all equal and where we can make an impression without even having to try, but asses give so little back to all the attention paid them.

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Our asses are a cultural marker to changes in our habits; people’s bottoms spread as they lead a more sedentary lifestyle and at the same time the paradigm of female attractiveness shifts from wide-hipped beauties to super athletic ladies with no butts at all. Watch the ass and one can watch the world.

The kink of spanking would be nothing without the ass, certain women’s sexuality is based on how well she can sway, we can react to a lover in the most simplest of ways, still being sexual but at the same time cute patting our lover’s rear-end. We can mark just where in the world we are by looking down. The ass can be what we obsess over or a passing interest. That which follows us surely is that which defines us.

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Sex Toys For…Christians?

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Feb 22 orgasm.com1Most of you reading this probably aren’t hard core Christians because, let’s face it, you’re surfing a free porn site and that would be just wrong, but, you probably have people in your life, like parents and grandparents, that abide by their faith intensely. A lot of Christians close up when the topic of sex arises and they definitely don’t think that introducing sex toys into the bedroom is something God would condone, but I’m hear to tell you otherwise!

Is there way that people of faith can enjoy sex (with their spouses of course) without immersing themselves in the adult entertainment industry? Of course there is!

Thou shall not use sex toys: Most Christians or any other religious believers for that matter think that sex toys are wrong, but there is nothing in the bible that suggests married couples who use sex toys are doing anything wrong! In fact, more and more Christian sex toys are popping up all over the internet.

The benefits of sex toys: If you haven’t incorporated sex toys into your sex life, then I know you are wondering what it would be like, but don’t want to be assaulted by the sights, sounds and smells of traditional sex toys. That’s why you should take advantage of the online sex toys stores that will ship in discreet packaging to your home and will make you feel safe and comfortable.

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What you will find in a Christian sex toy store:

• Lube and flavored lube
• Bullet and torpedo style Vibrators
• Massage oils
• Lingerie
• Sex games
• Condoms
• Feather ticklers

What you won’t find in a Christian sex toy store:
• Anal sex products of any kind
• Porn
• BDSM products
• Gay or lesbian products

Fun With Analingus

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

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One of the more taboo aspects of sexual intercourse involves the art of analingus, commonly seen in free porn. It’s become less taboo over the years as the sexual revolution from the 60′s moves well into the new millennium. Hetero men even do not fear as splay as they once did.

The anal cavity is a myriad of thousands of nerve endings all primed for pleasure from some sort of stimulus. The tongue is one of the most sensual organs human beings have. In a study done by UCSF’s HIV InSITE, more and more Americans are experimenting with anal sex. Out of 3,432 adults, at least 10% have tried anal sex once in the previous year. Of the 3,400 graduate students at the University of Maryland, 25% reported having practiced heterosexual anal intercourse. So ass play is a widely popular activity.

Analingus is often a precursor to the fun of anal sex. To start with, make sure the ass is clean. A high quality enema found at most sex toy shops. Used properly, an enema in combination with a shower will provide the area with enough cleanliness to avoid unpleasantness, including smells.

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Once both partners are satisfied that cleanliness isn’t an issue, analingus begins like any other anal related activity. Gentle massaging of the ass cheeks, pressing lightly around the anal ring will help loosen up the interested party. Licking, sucking on flesh will produce stimulating sensations and enhance arousal. When it’s time, using your tongue will involve more than just a press of the mouth against a nice fresh asshole. Your hands may be required in some positions to help keep the ass cheeks spread apart. Nobody will be able to caress a man’s prostate with their tongue as the organ is located farther in the canal than the tongue is long, but an added finger will help a woman give her man an explosive orgasm that will make him beg.

Once the tongue is inserted, you can swirl it around the inside of the anus, touching all of those sensitive nerve endings or thrust it like a penis. The rapid penetration simulating anal sex causes noticeable heated excitement in both genders.

Many gay men and straight or bisexual women know the pleasures of ass eating well.

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Lipstick Lesbians

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

There are dozens of lipstick lesbian porn sites on the internet. These are sites with hot looking, triple D sized boobed blue eyed blondes that usually fake going down on their equally beautiful blue eyed blonde female lovers. They are called lipstick lesbian sites because the women on these sites are rarely lesbians and their makeup is always fresh and artistically applied and their fingernails beautifully manicured.

But if you Google the term you will see that the term has been adopted by very feminine and fashionable lesbians.

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These women don’t look like lesbians, they look like girls in free porn. They arenít wearing plaid shirts and grabbing imaginary dicks when they talk. They are usually the type of woman that men find unapproachable because they look like they just like the arm candy one finds on the arm of some man from GQ. But if a man does get the balls to come on to a lipstick lesbian and she rebukes him he will ask regroup and ask her to prove it by letting him watch, sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, as she kisses or fucks her lover. Of course if she still refuses it is almost assured that he will use the line that he should have been born a lesbian because he loves licking pussy so much.

Although it is hard to get men to accept the fact that a lipstick wearing lesbian prefers girl on girl and not girl on girl on guy action it is sometimes even harder for them to be accepted by other lesbians.

Some card carrying lesbians believe that a feminine persona shown in fashion magazines and in hit T.V. shows is part of a plan created by men to keep women from achieving their full potential. These radical thinkers also believe by wearing makeup it is endangering a womanís civil rights.

These type of gay women are as narrow minded as the people that think all lesbians have a closet full of strap on harasses and dildos of varying sizes, colors and shapes. And even though most lesbians wonít admit it they do own and use a strap on harness, and regularly use it, fucking their lover with the biggest double ended they can find, this is the type of video and photos one will find on most lipstick lesbian porn sites.

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Car Sex

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Every couple-bi, hetero or gay-knows how boring a long car ride can be. XM radio, cooler full of cold sodas, CDs not withstanding, long drives can be filled with a lot of sameness even if there are great sights to see and places to stop. The prudish couple wouldn’t dare risk it, but for the more sexually adventurous or just one’s with a little more active libido-or on a first date-a little sexual activity between partners could make the drive a little less tedious and the interior of the car a little warmer and a lot more like free porn.

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It doesn’t necessarily need to be said how far you and your partner might want to go, how much of your clothes will be flipped off, when and where you might pull over, if you pull over at all; usually the specifics are worked out as you drive and touch and tickle. Road head is usually where it all starts. Though certainly a dangerous pursuit, no male drivers is about to complain about this specific distraction. Best that the couple engaging in a quick driving blow job stay to deserted back roads or get to the side of the road just before the man comes.

The driver will want to steer clear of potholes as well. It’s always hotly debate whether backseat gropping or front seat necking is hotly is best. While the backseat certainly offers lovers room to stretch out without the worry of as steering wheel in one’s hip, it is doubly hard to extricate one’s self from the backseat if the police decide to pull over an roust you from your make-shift love nest. Car sex need not only be in the car to. There is a nice warm expanse of the hood awaiting the horny couple and in a deserted parking lot or in the middle of a field, the hood of a car, while slippery to some, can be the very best place to fuck on.

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So many people can recall their very first sexual experiences being in cars or the car’s radio providing the soundtrack to their very first awakenings of love and closeness with another human being. Our cars are more then just transportation, for some they were the only private spaces we had to be alone with the guy or girl we loved and the very first place some of us got to see the alluring naked body part of a person we were infatuated with.

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How To Get The Girl

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Feb 16 orgasm.com1If you perceive yourself well and have a strong inner game, that will captivate your outer game and others will perceive you better. To get a girl, a one night stand, or a night that resembles something out of a free porn clip, it does not require life changing decisions, rather, small doses of minor risk taking with enthusiasm about life, all while rocking a sexy smile. Follow these tragedies and you’ll be just like Vinny Chase in a month’s time.

Get off your ass: This is totally crucial in getting a girl to notice you. I realize that getting you nice ass to the gym can be more than just a physical battle, but, you’ll immediately notice a positive change in your mindset. You will feel better, see yourself as sexier and start making healthier decisions.

Be more outgoing: It’s easy to spot the life of the party. He is usually surrounded by a crowd and displays high volumes of energy. While not everyone has to be the center of attention, you can use the same principles to make yourself more outgoing.
1. Get involved. If you start off involved in the discussion, you’re more likely to stay involved.
2. Wait for something relevant to seize the floor.
3. Stand straight and strong and protect your voice, use hand gestures and keep a smile on your face.
4. Physically involve your audience. LIterally move people around or use them as characters.

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Feel fresh to be fresh: If you don’t feel fresh, you wont get a girl to believe you’re fresh. The best way is to keep your fashion game up to date. Once a week you should buy yourself something new, whether its small or bigger. This will help you stay mentally involved.

Keep it current: One of the most powerful weapons to getting a girls attention is the ability to adapt socially to any situation. If you want to be able to talk effortlessly, you need to know or have opinions about celebrities, viral moves, TV shows, etc, that you might otherwise not give a shit about.

Adapt a “nothing to lose” attitude: Strong game comes from a series of risk taking. If you ditch your fear of rejection, you win. Obviously this is easier said than done, but the more risks you take, the less you fear. This mindset will also allow you to analyze what works and what doesn’t.

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Why Bad Girls Are Not As Good As They Sound

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

As young boys, most of us were conditioned to believe that in order to get the girl, we must act like hero’s and prove ourselves to be “real men”. Much like in those fairy tales about dragon slayers, we spend much of our lives doing everything in our power to become alpha males with hefty bank accounts and dashing good looks.

In this day and age however, women have become well-aware of our constant fight for power and know that deep down, we’d much rather be sitting at home in our boxers watching free porn. In retaliation, the opposite sex is now testing us all by becoming full-fledged man eaters. Below, I’ll cover some of the most popular species of ‘bad girls’. Perhaps by making yourself aware of this dangerous clan, you’ll be able to have a better grasp of your manhood and not be overshadowed by the gentler sex (who is far from ‘gentle’ these days).

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She’s A Gold-Digger – A gold-diggers main objective is to land a man who can serve as a provider. In her deluded mind, all she wants is to find a man who can provide her with everything her parents never did. They’ll want expensive cars, mansions and designer goods. Failure to provide her with any of these things will ensure she makes your life a living hell. Regardless of her past as a porn star, gold-diggers want a life of luxury and “class”.

The Drug Addict – Often on a perma ego trip from taking every substance she can get her hands on, a drug-addict will be on the constant lookout for a partner who has enough money (and poor judgment) to serve as a provider. To get it, they’ll put out, suggest a threesome and sell themselves in the only way they know how.

The Sex Withholder – What better way to have her cake and eat it too than by withholding one of the only expectations held by her partner – sex. The sex withholder most probably had her femininity hurt at some point in her life and now strives to prove herself by being in control of the deed.

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The Best Men’s Underwear

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Feb 15 orgasm.com1When it comes to any purchasing decisions made by men, it comes down to an analysis of 4 factors:

1. Will this help me get laid?
2. Comfort
3. Style
4. Cost

This is particularly true when it comes to picking out underwear. It is the only piece of underwear exclusively intended to be seen by a chick who is hopefully reaching for your cock. At that point, of course you want to validate your desirability and good taste, but good underwear also have to be functional. Trust me, those guys in free porn have it easy. They could be wearing rags and the girls will still fuck the shit out of them. But you’re going to have to work a little harder. Ultimately, comfort is key. No man wants to be constantly thinking throughout the day about how his balls feel uncomfortable. SO, for both comfort and sex appeal, the boxer brief was created and here is a look at the best boxer briefs for men:

Uniqlo regular rise boxer brief: This pair has zero external branding, an excellent fit, jade a multitude of nominal but stylish designs and patterns, most importantly it wears well, and is inexpensive. However, there is no online ordering and the only retail store is located in Soho, NYC.

Calvin Klein classic boxer brief with button fly: Calvin Klein is the gold standard for men’s underwear. The fabric is exceptionally comfortable and they look just right. They give off sex appeal and have a phenomenal fit.

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Top Man Trunks: Top Man is the male version of the British retiling sensation Top Shop. The boxer briefs can be hit or miss, but there are enough choices and some definite winners.

J.Crew boxer brief: The fabric is most comfortable and the logo is neither shameful or as weak looking as Ralph Lauren. Black is definitely the way to go.

Armani Exchange square cut brief: Unless you’re a ripped, gay and/or a guido, a good rule of thumb. However, their boxer brief is much silkier than any others on this list, which can often be a nice change of pace.

American Eagle: This is an instance of a pretty boxer brief, especially for the price, however, it is ruined by the logo. While the words “American Eagle” could not be printed any larger on the waistband, this will work for guys in college and high school, but that’s it!

Sex Tips For Bored Couples

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Good news to all of you married souls out there! Unlike the popular belief that the majority of eloped couples lead close to inexistent sex lives, science has once again stepped up to the plate and revealed that short of having to resort to free porn every night, married men have more sex than their single counterparts. And before you ask – yes, with their wives. Mistresses are so last year.

In thinking about married people having sex and daily orgasms, I decided to break down a few tips and tricks on how to handle the art of in & out when children and old age are concerned. After all, your college dorm days are far from over my friends.

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Communicate Effectively – If you and your partner find yourself with a dwindling sex life, consider your current communication methods. One of the best ways to keep your sex life – well, alive – is to be verbal about your preference in the sack. If you liked to be touched in a certain spot or try a new position, then by all means, let your significant-other know. Only then will you be able to be in the same page.

Give To Receive – One of the biggest complaints amongst married couples is the lack of appreciation between husband and wife (or husband & husband, wife & wife…whatever floats your boat). If you think that your love life is no longer what it used to be, consider showing your partner some appreciation, even if only for their seemingly small, everyday tasks. You’ll be surprised to see how easy it will be to get some cunnilingus or daily blow jobs after a few tokens of appreciation.

Try Someplace New – A big part of what makes porn so exciting is the fact that it can happen anywhere, at anytime. Just ask the pizza delivery man. If you’re looking to add some of that spontaneity to your own love life, try following suit and opting for less-than-traditional boning spots. The shower and dining room table are great options. Just be 100% positive that your kids are not around – or won’t show up mid-act and be scared for life.

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Shaving The Beaver

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :

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Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.

Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.

Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.

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