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The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov. 25 - The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film.jpgWhen it comes to the big screen, sex scenes are not always welcomed with open arms and tingly privates. Many of the most iconic love-making scenes in the big screen have generated countless protests, bans and even boycotts. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most memorable yet controversial moments in sex-scene history – putting all that free porn to shame. Perhaps they might even inspire you to try out something new in the boudoir.

1. Ecstasy by Gustav Machaty (1933) – This classic Czechoslovakian film wasn’t exactly the first to depict a sexual act on-screen. However, it was actress Hedy Lamarr’s orgasm simulation that caused everyone to be all up in arms. After numerous censorships and the denouncement of Ecstasy by the the U.S. Department of Treasury (and even Hitler) – the epic close-up of Lamarr’s ‘ O Face’ still stands as a must-see.

2. The Devils by Ken Russell (1971) – This film was so disturbing, that even in this day and age some people still find it hard to watch. One scene in specific raised all sorts of conflicts between producers and religious groups: possessed nuns masturbating with crucifixes and sculptures of Jesus. If that’s not controversial, I don’t know what is.

3. Pink Flamingos by William Friedkin (1980) – Taking bestiality to a whole new level, Pink Flamingos portrays a homosexual couple having sex with a chicken in between them. The biggest cause for controversy however, was not so much the act of bestiality, but the clear evidence of exploitation of the chicken at hand. Animal rights groups had a field day with this one.

4. Kids by Larry Clark (1995) – Despite it being controversial in its entirety, Kids managed to shock audiences right off the bat. In a sex scene where a 12 year-old girl loses her virginity to a 17 year-old boy, many were quick to label the movie as being close to kiddie porn. However, producers were quick to point out that the actress was in fact 18 years-old.

5. The Reader by Stephen Daldry (2008) – Don’t let this film’s modern-day production date fool you. Not only does it feature statutory rape but it also attempts to humanize a Nazi character (Kate Winslet) by depicting her softer side as a lover – even though her character was the one committing the crime.

Scents That Turn Men On: It’s All About the Pie

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov 25 orgasm.com1Forget about lingerie or free porn, if we want to get our sexual appetites thriving, all we need is a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

According to a new study, not only does pumpkin pie satisfy a a sweet tooth, it also really turns men on sexually. And I’m not talking about the kind of pie that turned on a certain American Pie character. I’m talking about the actual aromas of pumpkin pie rather than seeing it as something to stick your dick into.

“The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie,” Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment Research Center.

The study included testing 40 different aromas with men, and out of all the aromas tested, it seemed that the smell of pumpkin pie “increased the men’s penile blood flow by an average of 40 percent” because ultimately, the smell is associated with reducing anxiety, therefore, eliminating inhibitions.

The study actually goes beyond just the smell of pumpkin. The seeds themselves found in pumpkins are great for men’s sexual health and are even recommended if guys have numerous issues with their dicks.

Vanilla and strawberry were high up there and also received great responses, but then again, as Hirsch pointed out, “every odor we tested aroused the participants in some way or form.”

So ladies, instead of spraying on you favorite perfume in all your hot spots, putting on some expensive and sexy lingerie under a nice little holiday dress, you might as well consider spending your day baking. Not only will you save some money, but you will get your man not only craving pie, but sex as well. It’ll give you more to be thankful about!

Better yet, try baking your pumpkin pie with a recipe that incorporates some booze. It will be a combination of all of our favorite inhibition busters!

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Playboy TV Taps Into Female-Oriented Porn

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

For those who think that Playboy TV is filled with obscenities and lewd acts, think again. Started in 1982, it is similar in format to your average Cinemax or Showtime channels, except it was catered towards men looking for soft-core porn, adult-focused shows (like ‘Show Us Your Wits’) or the classic Playmate specials.

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However, with the rise of free porn and other sex-related media, Playboy TV quickly phased out due to its rather tame content. But while it was too watered down for men, women still saw it as being too raunchy. Considering that most women are still very-much in in control over their cable bills, subscribing to an adult channel is a challenge for most men. And with thousands of hard-core porn videos spread throughout the internet, they can still get their fix.

As an attempt to fix the problem, Playboy spent several years looking for an alternative. According to Gary Rosenson – senior vice president and general manager of Playboy’s broadcasting division – the biggest question at hand was, “If this channel could be anything, what should it be?”. It turns out the solution was a lot simpler than previously imagined. As of January 2011, the network – which is available to over 70 million households across the US – will begin to cater their content towards women. Their plan of action lies in developing a series of female-oriented reality shows and high-quality pornography under the name ‘TV for 2′.

While Playboy insists that the content will remain strictly sexual – this is a subscription-based channel after all – this new type of pornography will focus on intimacy as means of attracting the ladies. “This is not just a facelift. This is a major movement away from the type of adult fare that you can easily find on the Web”, stated Rosenson. And it seems that they know exactly what they’re talking about. A recent study on women’s perceptions of pornography concluded that while most are not against it, they looked for certain attributes in their choices. Amongst them were chemistry, natural-looking body parts, variety in body shapes and sex with a purpose. Unlike low-production porn films, they don’t just want a pizza delivery man to knock on the door and proceed to bang the customer – that’s not real life.

Whether or not ‘TV for 2′ will be success still remains to be seen. And while the majority of its content will be catered toward women, I’m sure their husbands won’t mind joining in on the fun.

The Top Reasons To Masturbate

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Woody Allen famously said, “Don’t knock masturbation; It’s sex with someone I love.” Whether it be all by your lonesome or incorporated into sex with a partner, do like Woody and love yourself! There is no greater pleasure than that.

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Do it when you’re about to fall asleep. I started choking the chicken at bed time at the young age of 14 because that’s the only time I could get some privacy. Somewhere along the way bed time became linked hand in hand with sexy time and now it’s hard for me to have a good nights rest without it! Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, I’m still trying to figure that out.

Do it when you wake up. Nothing says “Good morning world!” quite like a solo quickie first thing in the morning. It’s a proven fact that is yields the same endorphins as a morning jog would without the whole getting out of bed thing. The trick here is, however, to get out of bed as soon as your done or else you will easily fall back asleep.

There is no safer sex in the entire universe than having a night with just you and your hand. Good bye pregnancy! See ya STDS!

There are often times when intense horniness and extreme laziness strike at the exact same moment. When that situation arises it’s best to wrap some limbs around a partner and slowly diddle yourself to a dreamland, however, a lot of people are not comfortable with letting someone watch you do it. Many feel vulnerable and exposed and refrain from doing it, when it can actually be very hot and sweet.

Masturbation is a great way to bridge the gap between two lovers who are trying their shot at a long distance relationship. Whether it be phone sex or Skype sex, it can actually bring some passion into the relationship despite being 3,000 miles apart.

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It is totally impossible to get bored hanging out alone when you have the ability to beat the meat, clutch the camel, flog the log, or whatever you want to call it while watching some free porn on your laptop.

Are you a procrastinator? Then you should try your shot at procrasturbation. It’s a combination of procrastination and masturbation and it will only help in getting your history paper in on time.

Whether it be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday; they’re all great days to get a little masturbation time in.

What You Didn’t Know About Orgasms

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

In trying to keep with the subject at hand, this entry will cover the orgasm. Aside from being one of the most sought-after sensations, there is a lot more to be said about this brief moment of enlightenment. With that in mind, we present you with a list of some little-known facts surrounding the orgasm and how it can go way beyond sex.

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1. Orgasms Are Not Only For The Living: According to scientists, a dead person is just as capable of reaching an orgasm as their living counterparts. If certain nerves within the spinal chord receive oxygen, there is not reason as to why the dead can’t climax – though personal recollections remain to be heard.

2. Orgasms Can Make Your Breath Stink: Doctors have discovered that right after climaxing, women are left with a slight odor on their tongues. Though we have still to determine why that is, remember to pack a mint in your overnight bag. Bad breath is never attractive.

3. Even Babies Want It: Thousands of ultrasounds have shown babies – especially boys – touching their nether regions. Many claim that these motions are early forms of masturbation and that babies could be having orgasms even before leaving their mothers womb.

4. A Cure For Hiccups: After a man suffered from a case of never-ending hiccups, the only thing that could solve the problem was reaching an orgasm. So next time if you have the hiccups, forget about holding your breath and just load up on some free porn.

5. Some People Can Climax Without Sex Or Masturbation: Believe it or not, but some people have been reported to be able to make themselves orgasm through sheer mental stimulation. If you can “think yourself” into an climaxing; consider yourself lucky.

Transform Your Pad Into A Love Nest

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

If you sex life leaves much to be desired and you’re now resorting to free porn, consider your surroundings. Chances are, your apartment is about as inviting and your grandomother’s – and that’s so not sexy. A home that sets the mood for romance and intimacy can often be one of the best way to get your sex life back in working order. Below, we highlight a few tips that will get your pad from looking like a frat house, to a full-fledged love nest.

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1. Focus On The Energy – Aim towards creating a ‘love corner’ in every major room in your house. In order to create an intimate environment, avoid placing any computers, exersize equipment or books in that spot. Those tend to encourage solitary actions and won’t get you in the mood for play. Instead, place two matching objects in full display (candles or matching art pieces), which will indicate that your designated corner is a place for love.

2. Work With Your Partner - When setting up your love nest, be sure to make it a reflection of not only you, but your partner as well. Focusing too much on your likes while ignoring your significant-other’s point of view won’t make them any more inclined to getting down and dirty. And remember, a clean and tidy environment is always more welcome that a messy room. The later is nothing short of a turn off.

3. Use Sex As Your Inspiration – When decorating for love-making purposes, it’s crucial to have sex on the mind. Think sexy, lusting thoughts and consider chaise lounge chairs, luscious fabrics (silk, cashmere etc.) and of course, leather. A nice, modern shag rug is also a great option for those who are bored of the bedroom.

4. Lighting Is Everything – One of the best ways to set the mood is through appropriate lighting. Place emphasis on inviting spots such as a couch or lounge chair and be sure to keep it dim. Bright lights don’t necessarily scream “do me now”. Instead, focus on candles, lamps and wall lighting. Orgasms will be sure to follow.

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What Makes Women Want To Have Sex

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Back when you were an innocent child and had just come across the concept of sex, you were probably inclined to believe that your parents only bumped uglies a handful of times – to conceive you and the rest of your siblings. However, as you got older you quickly realized that reproduction was often the last thing in the minds of sexually active folk. In fact, a new study shows that procreating is only one out of 237 reasons as to why people have sex. Below, we cover some of the most common reasons as to why women chose to get psychical.

1. You Know How To Kiss Her – Even if you’re no longer in high-school, you can never be too old for a good ol’ makeout session. In fact, women are far less likely to have sex with a bad kisser. Now, before deeming yourself lucky and heading out to look for a one-night-stand, know that your definition of a good kiss may not be the same as your partners. To increase your chances, make sure you act with confidence, smell good and most importantly, brush you teeth.

2. You’re Willing To Commit – Nothing can turn a woman off more than lack of commitment. If you’ve wined her and dined her and have yet to have to get laid, she’s probably still second-guessing your ability to commit. So if you want to ‘get down tonight’, let her know just how involved you really are.

3. You Know How To Pick The Right Spot – Knowing how to use romance in the right ways can be one of the most beneficial aspects for those wanting to get lucky. Start by picking out the perfect location. Traveling to a foreign country will bring a sense of excitement that she may not have back home. By sharing a foreign experience as a couple, your sense of intimacy will be far greater, thus increasing your chances of jumping her bones.

4. You Look Good – Meatheads can work out all they want, but they’re not necessarily attracting women in the process. A recent UCLA study determined that women found lean, toned bodies a lot more desirable than their skinny or bulky counterparts. Women perceive too much muscle as being somewhat of a threat and are well aware that it comes at a price. After all, it takes plenty of time to get that big – and it’s time you could’ve been spending with her.

5. She Wants To Cater To Your Needs – For those seeking an orgasm, start with communication. Woman can often feel insecure about initiating sex due to lack of information as to your likes and dislikes in the sack. To fix this, try to have an open conversation about your sexual preferences – preferably outside the bedroom. Studies show that 79% of unpleasant sex-related chats happen right before – or after – sex. An alternative for the brave: have her watch some free porn and pay attention to her remarks. You may learn a lot more than you think.

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The Spermjacker: Coming To A Bar Near You

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

imagesAs kids, our parents would go on and on about the alleged bogeyman, an evil man who would snatch us away if we were too naughty. What they never told us however, was about Lara Carter, the dreaded spermjacker. When all the children have gone to bed, Carter heads out deep into the night. Her mission? To have unprotected sex with innocent victims.

The story goes as follows: After witnessing one of her friends holding her newborn baby, Lara Carter found herself with the uncontrollable urge to have kids of her own. Having no boyfriend or potential prospects, and discarding the possibility of resorting to a sperm-bank (due to its high cost), Carter realized that all she really needed was some sperm. And damnit, she was going to get it.

The process was really quite simple. After taking an ovulation test and determining her chances of fertility, Lara would go to bars and throw herself at men while pretending to be drunk. Unlikely to turn down an easy lay, men would have sex with her while being completely unaware of her true intentions. In the event of a one-night-stand wanting to use protection, Carter would make sure to carry condom in her purse. One small detail, however – the tips were all cut off.

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Although Lara has yet to be sperminated, she openly talks about her pursuit and even labels herself “the sperm hunter”. According to the woman herself, “Men my age aren’t interested in a relationship, so I have given up on trying to have a relationship with a parter”. It is still unclear as to how Carter will react to her ‘babydaddy’ – aka. could you ask for child support after technically stealing sperm? But as a reminder to men everywhere, stay away from women who are a little too eager for a one-night-stand. You don’t want to end up with a bastard child. And If you’re feeling horny, free porn is a far safer bet.

Mid-Fuck Fuck-Ups

Monday, November 15th, 2010

It’s happened to just about everybody. You’re in the middle of a heavy makeout session when all-of-a-sudden, that chili you ate for dinner decides to manifest itself though an embarrassing fart. Or perhaps you foolishly scream out the name of your ex without realizing it. Whatever your sex stumble, know that we’ve all experienced one or two throughout our lives. Below, we look at some of the most common sex bummers as well as tips on how to save face once they happen.

1. Bringing Up Your Ex In Sex – If you suffer from a sudden brain fart and end up calling out your ex fling’s name mid-sex, there is very little you can do to salvage the situation. Not only will your partner be extremely upset (understandably so), but it will also make them wonder if you have any leftover feelings for your former lover. The best you can do at this point, is deny, deny, deny. Only time can heal a lack of trust. And sometimes, not even that.

2. Peeing By Accident – Sometimes, constant pressure applied to a woman’s stomach can be enough to make her pee by accident. To avoid going through such humiliation, make sure to relive yourself before jumping into sex. Not having to preoccupy yourself with the need to tinkle will make for a much more pleasurable experience.

3. Flatulence – Much like peeing in the middle of sex, farting can also be just as distracting – and gross. In order to avoid dealing with gastritis, cut off potatoes, peas and baked goods off your diet before a night of passion. Exercising, or going for a brisk walk before getting down an dirty will also help you digest and avoid any future embarrassments.

4. Long Nails – Although movies tend to depict it as something erotic, there is nothing sexy about having scratches all of over your back. Not only would it be incredibly painful but long nails tend to be associated to a lack of hygiene. As for long toe nails, don’t even get me started. Keep yourself in check by making sure your talons are properly filed and have no traces of dirt. Failure to do so could result in you watching free porn instead of getting laid.

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5. Falling Asleep – Once in awhile, even the promise of an orgasm is not enough to keep you awake. To avoid falling asleep mid-sex and embarrassing yourself and your partner, either skip it all together or take a quick shower climbing into bed. The water will help to wake you up, at least for a short while.

Sex Toy Drive-Thru: I’ll Take a Combo #3

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Attention all sex toy fanatics! If the only way you could stomach purchasing a vibrator was through complete internet anonymity, an easier alternative has just entered the market: sex toy drive-thru’s. You heard me. No longer will you have to wait weeks in order to receive a cleverly concealed box in the mail. Let alone live in agony at the thought of your significant-other getting to it before you do. It’s certainly great to be alive in this time and age.

The service stems from sex shop chain Pleasures, located in good ol’ Alabama, USA. Many speculate that the service is a reaction to the states’ strict laws in dealing with sex toys. Unless used for “medical, scientific, educational, legislative, or law enforcement purposes”, sex toys are otherwise illegal. According to Alabama, the sex toy ban is a fight against “immoral purposes”. Pathetic, I know. I would love to get my hands on the list of medical reasons as to why some people purchasing butt plugs. Now that would be pure entertainment – but that’s beside the point.

The grand opening of this raunchy drive-thru will take place next week, when dozens of ‘Pleasures Party Girls’ will hand out free lube, gift cards and even vacation tickets to the first set of customers who drive up for a big black dildo (or anything else for that matter). The entire affair will also be entirely anonymous as transactions are handled through a deposit slot. Now that’s what I call convenience.

So for those looking for a good time, you can do so from the comfort of your own car. Pick up a drive-thru burger and then head over to Pleasures for a double ended vibrator or two. All that’s left is some free porn and you’ve got yourself a promising night.

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