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Sex At Work: Is it Good Or Bad?

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Dec 10 orgasm.com1It’s not just free porn that often depicts a sexy scenario where two co-workers can’t keep their hands off each other and are doing it in every crevice of the office. Research shows that a large proportion of workers in real life are having sexual relations with colleagues, but more often that not, the outcome of sex at work poses a lot more problems and drama compared to a satisfying cum shot and no strings attached sex, like we see in porn.

Workers will always be worrying about the danger of exploitation, but according to Peter Handel at Carnegie Training, the real problem is when one person has power over another.

Handel trains personnel departments in 75 countries on how to deal with such a sensitive and difficult subject.

He says there are two main issues, “how can one be sure that the relationship is consensual, without any subtle or direct coercion, and is there a conflict of interest.”

A lot of companies have strict rules when it comes to the freedom of fucking at work. Some companies impose bans and Handel says that it’s because the relationships could interfere with the smooth running of an organization.

“If a coworker is sleeping with the boss, how do you know if that person is not getting better pay and better assignments?”

Six out of 10 colleagues are involved with each other in an intimate relationship and research shows that it is often women having affairs with more senior men.

“Men go for youth and beauty. Women are attracted by the aphrodisiac of power, the earning ability and someone able to look after children,” he says.

The reason why sexual relations in the workplace poses such a problem is because the line of flirtation and harassment is very fine.

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You are really putting things on the line by becoming involved with someone at work, especially if they’re in a higher or lower position of power because if something did end badly, your job or their job, could be on the line.

I guess what you have to do before becoming involved is weigh out the pros and cons and decide if it would be worth it in the end.

But lets be honest, there’s nothing hotter than an office romance and having sex in the photocopy room.

Unconventional Libido Boosters

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Despite loving the holiday season for getting us out of the office and into the party mood, it can often be hard to lead an active sex life between all the shopping and family gatherings. Come to think of it, stress and fatigue are often one the biggest reasons behind a lack of libido.

When free porn not longer does the trick, we sometimes have to resort to some less-than-traditional alternatives for getting “in the mood”. Not only will these be enough to get you over the holiday sex slump, but it will keep your love life interesting for the new year.

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1. Work On Household Chores – According to a recent study, the more you engage in household activities, the more likely you are to crave sex. And while there’s nothing particularly sexy about vacuuming, the more elbow grease you use, the wilder your sex session will be.

2. Eat Ginger – Whether you opt for a Starbucks gingerbread latte or resort to stealing one your niece’s gingerbread men, this root is known to aid in increasing blood flow. Next time you run out of Viagra, do what Madame du Barry did to seduce King Louis XV and take serve your partner some ginger. It’s also yet another reason to enjoy sushi.

3. Use Special Lube – For those times where average lube is simply not enough, consider a special blend like the Zestra Feminine Arousal Fluid or the newly released KY Intense Arousal Gel For Her. Infused with ingredients such as primrose oil, botanical agents and niacin, these special lubes promise to increase sensitivity and add a boost to your blood circulation.

4. Wear Red – It’s no coincidence that a woman dressed in red tends to turn heads more than her counterparts. In fact, a recent study from the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology determined that women not only attract more men by wearing red, but also get turned on in the process. For maximum impact, get yourself some red boxers to match.

5. Pump Gas – No, you’re not exactly try to mimic something out of a cheesy porn film. According to recent British study, the smell of gas is actually capable of turning women on. And the same applies to other peculiar smells; such as leather and paint.

The Weirdest Sex Stories Of 2010

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Given that the new year is just around the corner, thinking back on this year’s abundance of sex scandals brought a smirk to my face. After all, one thing is for sure – as “advanced” as our society may be, we’re still nothing but a bunch of horny folk. Has the free porn boom taught you nothing? Below, we’ll highlight some of the most bizarre sex stories of 2010. Whether they inspire or appall you, they’ll be sure to give you a good laugh nonetheless.

1. Free Room For Sex Tape – As we’ve mentioned on a previous article, Berth Bilton Jr. – son of Swedish porn mogul Berth Milton Sr. – is planning to open the first chain of ‘sex hotels’ where couples stay for free under one condition: they must be ok with being filmed having sex. While it’s not for everyone, it’s certainly something.

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2. Horny Break In – After breaking into a house, setting up a tripod, and filming themselves having sex, a couple from Elma, Washigton was caught red-handed by a friendly neighbor. In a fit of panic, they ran way – leaving the tripod, camera and film behind for all to enjoy.

3. The Ultimate Bestiality Punishment – A young man from the village of Yeh Mbang in Indonesia gave into his bestiality tendencies by having sex with a cow. After getting caught, villagers punished him by forcing him to marry the very object of his desire. However, the ceremony ended with the drowning of the animal and a simulated drowning of the man – as a means of ‘cleansing’ his body from his bestiality offence.

4. Drastic Measures – As a means of putting a stop to her own daughter’s wedding, a deranged Russian woman called authorities and accused her of planning a terrorist attack on the very plane she was boarding to her wedding. After being escorted out of the plane and taken into interrogation, the call was eventually traced back to the soon-to-be bride’s mother, who admitted to having a distaste for Moroccans.

5. Bad Advice – After a therapist allegedly advised a man to cheat on his spouse, the couple decided to sue him on the grounds of pain and suffering. Never has the phrase “have your cake and eat it too” been so applicable.

The Most Oscar Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010

Friday, December 10th, 2010

If you’re feeling horny and want to masturbate to a really hot sex scene, all you have to do is hop online and watch some free porn. But sometimes, porn just doesn’t do the trick. Once in a while we want to see something with more quality and with more important people. That’s where feature films come in. In most R-rated films nowadays a sex scene is mandatory.

It’s quite unfortunate that the Oscars don’t give out an award for the most important scene in the movie-when the actors GET IT ON! Well, that’s where I come in. Here are the most Oscar worthy sex scenes of 2010:

Best Girl on Girl Sex Scene: “Black Swan”
After a night of intense partying, Natalie Portman’s character gets into it with her sexy frenemy played by Mila Kunis. What goes down is some girl on girl oral action.

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Best Fake Sex Scene: “Easy A”
Emma Stone’s character helps out a friend by pretending to take his virginity and performs some of the best fake sex sounds since “When Harry Met Sally.”

Funniest Sex Scene: “MacGruber”
Will Forte and Kristen Wiig start out by having some classy 80′s style sex, but then is takes a turn for the incredibly awkward.

Best Scene Where Sex Was In The Air, But Didn’t Happen: “Twilight:Eclipse”
So much build up for the inevitable sex scene that happens in the upcoming “Breaking Down.” Just fuck already!

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Best Guy on Girl Oral Sex Scene: “Blue Valentine”
Ryan Gosling goes down on Michelle Williams in what is probably one of the most intimate sex scenes I’ve ever seen in movie that isn’t porn!

Best Quickie Sex Scene: “Love and Other Drugs”
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway do a lot of fucking in this flick, and they can’t even make it to bed for their first sexual encounter.

Best Outdoor Sex Scene: “Tiny Furniture”
A recent college grad gets boned from behind by her hipster douche bag coworker in the middle of an empty lot in Brooklyn.

Most Awkward Sex Scene: “Greenberg”
The much older Ben Stiller seduces the naive Greta Gerwig in a sex scene that is awkward and quick.

Most Disturbing Sex Scene: “Splice”
Adrien Brody has nasty sex on the floor with the sexy Frankenstein monster he partly fathered.

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Serving Hasty Pudding

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

If you’re like most guys, you’ll know that premature ejaculation is no laughing matter. If fact it’s a lot more common that you might think. Despite the never ending boners we see in free porn, real life paints a far more depressing picture. While some may think that an orgasm is an orgasm – regardless of when it comes – an anticipated one can ruin an otherwise welcomed night of hot sex. Because as we all know, it’s not just about getting off. If it was, we’d be ok with our porn stashes and free hands, thank you very much.

In order to better understand this condition, read on for a break down on premature ejaculation and tips on how you can go about preventing it.

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What Is Premature Ejaculation? – Premature ejaculation happens when a man is unable to carry out his climax during sex. The average time between penetration and ejaculation could go anywhere from one to fifteen minutes, there is no exact cut-off time. However, experts believe that if a man can’t contain his climax for more than five minutes, they are probably suffering from premature ejaculation.

How Can I Contain My Climax? – Unlike impotence – which can be easily cured through Viagra – premature ejaculation is not as easy to fix. In order to solve the issue, one must first determine what the root of the problem is (which could be anything from physical to psychological factors). You can then consider your treatment options, which could range anywhere from couples counseling, to therapy and even Priligy tablets.

How Does Priligy Work? – By taking Priligy thirty minutes before getting down and dirty, you can interrupt your body’s unnatural response to ejaculate upon erection. This can provide sufferers of premature ejaculation with an increased performance of up to 200%, so don’t give up hope just yet.

What Now? – For those who want to enjoy the pleasures of having sex for longer than ten minutes, consider seeing a doctor right away. Much like Viagra, men can order Priligy online, which will prevent you from having to face any embarrassing moments. After all, who wants to stroll into their friendly neighborhood pharmacy to pick up premature ejaculation pills? With so may different outlets offering a safe and secure ordering process, purchasing the key to your sexual problems has never been easier.

Sex Lingo For A New Generation

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

In this modern age of social networking, Twitter and free porn today’s generation is quickly making us all feel ancient by using some lingo that we are completely oblivious to. Words like ‘bankability’, and ‘carpe datum’ may sound familiar, but they have taken on an entirely new meaning. At the risk of sounding like an old man, I have developed a list of some of the most recent sex terms used by our youth. Knowing them will be sure to score you a few points with the kids – or just make you look a lot hipper.

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Dance Floor Erection (or DFE) – Given the popularity of reggaeton, dancing is not quite what it used to be. In fact, modern age dancefloors look more like dry humping zones than anything else. Because of that, a couple of smart kids decided to come up with a name for a common problem whle ‘in da club’ – dance floor erection.

“Don’t stand too close to Johnny, he has a DFE”

Half-Night Stand – The shorter version of the classic one-night-stand, this one involves leaving your fling before they even wake up. A classy move everyone should try at least once.

“Morning! I just got got back from a half-night-stand, that slob wouldn’t stop snoring”

House Booty – A popular terms amongst scholars, a house booty stands for having sex with someone within your circle of friends (same dorm, class or major).

“I finally managed to score some house booty last night”

Hungry Mungry – A term used for those who love nothing more than to perform oral sex (aka. cunningligus).

“That Johnny is one hungry hungry!”

Sexpel – This term involves kicking someone out of a dorm of frat house for engaging in sexual relations in a shared room.

” That’s it, one more orgasm and he’s getting sexpelled.”

Stride Of Pride – A reference to the walk home after a night of sex. More commonly known as a “walk of shame”, this one consists of walking tall and proud.

“I decided to stop by Starbucks during my stride of pride.”

What Would Grandma Say? (WWGS) – A term used to make young adults think about their actions with some added concern. After all, there’s no better way to knock sense into people’s heads than by bringing up their grandmothers.

“Are you sure you want to sleep with her Johnny? What would grandma say?”

Love Is Blind: And Apparently So Is Sex

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Dec 7 orgasm.com1I’m not going to lie, sex while being blindfolded is probably one of my favorite past times. Not too mention adding some whips and some hand cuffs into the mix and that is really my favorite pastime.

I’m sure that most of you are thinking the same thing. If you’ve never tried it and have only had the pleasure of watching it on free porn, then I suggest that you hop on this band wagon, because it is an experience you never forget, even though you wont be able to see anything.

However, what if you were having a one night stand and you suggested that your partner blind fold you. Most people would find this a little awkward because during your one and only time together you would think that you would want to be coherent and have all your senses working.

Well, what if you had no choice? What if every time you had sex and climaxed your sense of sight was automatically shut down and you were blinded? For one man, this is just the case.

In one of the most peculiar medical incidents ever reported in the history of man, a man loses his sight every time he orgasms during sex.

Even weirder, no other strenuous activity or exercise brought about the blindness -apparently only sex. And you thought blind dates were awkward!

A report that was recently released from the Department of Ophthalmology at Glostrup Hospital revealed that the cause of the condition is from vasoconstriction.

That’s when the muscle walls contract around a blood vessel and restricts the blood flow. It’s the same condition that causes erectile dysfunction. The guy is being treated with drugs that will widen his blood vessels.

So, next time you want to be blindfolded during sex, take into consideration this guy and pay some form of respect to him because he has no choice but to be blinded during sex. Sure, it sounds like fun, but I’m sure it would get old very quick.

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The Low-Down On Cock Rings

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

You’ve heard about them. You’ve seen them in your regular repertoire of free porn. And as much as you don’t like to admit it, you’d like to try one out someday. I’m talking about cock rings, and it seems as though they are more popular than ever. But what exactly attracts a man to the concept of having a metal ring around their penis? Well, not only will it provide you with a much stiffer erection, but it also feels incredibly good. In fact, in honor of this article I will wear mine as a type, just for some added authenticity. Read on for a list of fascinating tidbits on the kinkiest rings on the market.

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1. The Basics – Regardless of what it’s made of (metal, silicone, leather, gold etc.) a cock ring basically consists of a circle measuring approximately 1/4 of an inch. They work by squeezing the shaft of the penis, providing your member with a grip that gives your erection a much welcomed boost. It also provides its users with increased stimulation. A win-win situation all around.

2. Price & Availability - Considering the current state of the economy, purchasing a sex toy is probably the last thing on your mind. However, at only $2 to $3 bucks a pop, why the hell not? And if you don’t have access to a sex shop, your local Home Depot is bound to have a suitable alternative. Just make sure that it has rounded edges and that it’s between 2 to 1 3/4 inches in diameter. You don’t want to risk having to go to the emergency room because you improvised cock ring refuses to come off.

3. How To Use – Now that you’ve braved Home Depot and received digusted looks from the cashier, it’s time to put your cock ring to the test. One of the most important things to remember is to put it on before you’re fully erect. You don’t want to run the risk of hurting yourself before all the fun begins. Now, here’s where the fun begins: pop one testicle in at a time until the ring is fully secured around your shaft. You’ll know you’ve accomplished the deed when you feel pressure around your member, which will subsequently lead to an impressive erection. You can now have sex, or resort to porn – whatever strikes your fancy.

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Spain: The World Capital Of Prostitution?

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

real-thai-hookersSure, the Spanish Economy might be dangerously close to meltdown, but there is one aspect of Spain that is doing quite well for itself. Not saying that prostitution is keeping the country a float, but it is sure doing it’s part, especially with the opening of Europe’s largest brothel.

“Club Paradise” is three storeys high, has flashing neon lights, two bars, a VIP zone and about 180 sex workers, dressed up in everything from nightgowns to g-strings to some very brief shorts-whatever your fetish may be.

So guys, if your in Spain and feeling horny, disregard a night in watching some free porn because business is booming at this place and apparently “the place is heaving every weekend.”

And I suggest that you do try and make a trip over the Atlantic because Prostitution is so popular and socially accepted that 30 percent of all Spanish men have used a prostitute service at least once. A Spanish Health Ministry survey in 2009 put the percentage of one time prostitute users at 32 percent, and it is far higher than the liberal minded Holland, which is only 14 percent.

To meet the demand of the horny Spaniards and their North American tourists, there is an estimated 300,000 prostitutes that are working everywhere from clubs to lonely country roads and roadside bars, to huge clubs that are recognizable by gigantic flashing signs.

Prostitution is so much less taboo than it is in the conservative and high strung North America society. In Spain, having sex with a hooker isn’t just seen as a way for men go about losing their virginity; it is actually seen as cool.

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It makes you wonder why it’s so socially acceptable compared to here to hook up with a prostitute. Apparently it has to do a lot with the laws in Spain, and maybe they are just better at accepting the fact that no matter what, women are going to do sexual acts in exchange for money.

The prostitutes in North America often get themselves involved in some pretty bad situations because of the fact that it is illegal and they could be punished, where as in Spain, they would rather keep them safe and promote condom use and road side safety, instead of trying to pretend like nothing bad is going on.

Sexing Hugh Hefner

Monday, December 6th, 2010

For those who don’t already know, Hugh Hefner is not only the founder of Playboy magazine, but he’s essentially a modern day version of Casanova. In fact, when asked about the number of girlfriends he’s had in his life, he claims to have “lost count”. Often having more than one live-in girlfriend, he is unashamed of admitting that he’s slept will all of them – giving a true meaning to the term “player”. Having just recently split up with three of his former girlfriends – Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt – he now devotes himself to a single woman, 23 year-old Crystal Harris. The catch? Hefner is 84 years old.

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Leaving everyone asking one question, “How on earth do they have sex?”. Surely they don’t have to resort on free porn?

Coincidently, Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson has recently come out with a book in which she recollects her time spent at the Playboy Mansion. As for her moments of ‘intimacy’ with the Playboy mogul, she had this to say:

” One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was—all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

Perhaps that’s what she’s saying now, as a token of gratitude – of sorts. But I can’t phantom the thought of a 20-something actually enjoying sex with a man who is almost 60 years her senior. That’s just gross – to say the very least.

Another former bunny, Jill Anna Spaulding, also recalled her time at the mansion through a memoir titled “Upstairs”. Her version, however, wasn’t nearly as forgiving. She said:

“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now.”

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And while I can sense a bit of resentment in her statement, I’m definitely more inclined to believe her side of the story. After all, how could one expect Mr.Hefner to have the energy to do all of the hard work? Like any other man his age, there is only so much you can do to have good sex at that age. And multiple girlfriends plus a hefty dose of Viagra will certainly do the trick.