Posts Tagged ‘Free Porn’

How to Suck Cock like a Pro

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

images-1The art of giving a blowjob can be a very intimate, controlling act between two lovers. Erotic oral sex stimulates both partners by giving one control, the other receives release in a special manner. But how many people know the fine art of the free porn oral?

First, the cock in question must be clean, preferably shaved or trimmed neat and obviously, aroused. The latter part is often the easiest, start off with a handjob and let your partner grow in appreciation.

The anatomy of a man’s cock is simple. The glans or head, the frenulum, corona and shaft are all visible to the naked eye. The urethral meatus is usually located in the center of the head or glans of the penis, the mushroom or helmet-shaped section that composes the end of the penis.

The little ridge that runs all the way around the bottom of the head of the penis is called the corona, and just below the spot on the underside of the penis where the corona makes a little V shape is the frenum For some, the tiny little patch of skin that is the frenum is the most intensely sensitive part of the whole penis, but that’s not always true. For many, the glans is also very sensitive, and for those who are uncircumcised, the foreskin is sensitive, being very rich with nerve endings, as are the areas beneath stimulated by the foreskin.

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The shaft of the penis is exactly that – the shaft, the part that makes up the part of your penis that isn’t the glans. This area is fairly sensitive but nothing like the head and tip of the average man’s cock. Oral sex can give a man or woman an intense orgasm Here are a few techniques to bring on a male orgasm.

Flick your tongue over the sensitive head of the penis while pumping the shaft up and down. Enjoying the taste of sweet, yet sticky precum can help lubricate the penis and provide more erotic sensations for the male.

Nibble lightly along the shaft. This creates anticipation of the tight warm mouth about the envelope the head or entire cock.

This brings us to deep throating cock. The act of deepthroat oral is one that requires patience on both parts. The one preforming the act needs to relax their muscles, the one receiving needs to not thrust or shove their dick in their partner’s mouth for fear of choking. If done properly the giver will be given a creamy reward!

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Adventure Sex

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Are you physically fit and ready to take the next step in adventure travel? Why don’t you try combining the best in fitness and outdoor exploration with the best in free porn with Adventure Sex? All you need to do is plan an adventure trip and plan on having some great sex at a destination that few may ever endeavor to reach. This is one of the few expeditions where you may want to remember both your white water life vest and your assortment of adult toys or even butt plugs.

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It is fine if you’d like to start your adventure sex out in a mellow way. How about a nice day hike? Hiking up even an hour or so into a gorgeous mountain range can be a wonderful thing to do on any nice day. Spring and fall will bring new life and wonderful colors to the foliage. To make it an erotic adventure all you need to do is bring along your honey and a ground cover to do the deed. Once a little off the trail where few hikers venture, you are free to get it on in the middle of nature.

Canoeing makes for a nice day that the average couple can handle. It can get strenuous and offers some adventure challenge. At the same time, there are a lot of canoeing spots where the water is mellow and you can enjoy the sights. Once far enough along the creek or river, you can try “canuding” and see how it feels to row in the buff. Stop off at a nice clearing for lunch and you can make love right on the shore. If surprised travelers pass by to witness your public sex, hopefully they’ll be good sports.

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Combining extreme sports with sex can get tricky. You’ll have to pay attention to how you’ll feel at high altitude if you’re climbing, and if your sexual exploit will include extra equipment, think of how much your erotic bondage gear weighs and how cumbersome it may be if you plan to take it skydiving, snowboarding, or the like. It would be amazing to do it on a mountain face or in a secret pool next to a giant waterfall. But remember, safety first—then sexual adventure.

15 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

dec 23 orgasm.com1It’s a new year and it’s going to be a new you! We all know that people are always making those generic, over done New Year’s resolutions like loosing weight, eating healthy and saving money. And while, sure those are some pretty important things to improve on, but to be honest, there is nothing more important than the sexual relationships we have in our lives and improving those.

Not all of us have those freaky sex lives of those people that we see on free porn, but if you want to add a little raunchiness in your life, then follow some of these 15 totally do-able New Year’s resolutions.

1. Ask for what you want: if you want your girl to start giving you more blow jobs, then simply ask her.

2. Keep learning new things: if you want to keep things spicy in the bedroom then you’re going to need to learn new tricks.

3. Let go of shame: don’t be afraid of who and what you are. Being comfortable in your own skin is the sexiest thing you can do to attract woman.

4. Be a stickler about safer sex: would you rather have great sex on a regular basis or not be able to have sex at all because of one stupid mistake?

5. Go for quality rather than quantity: sure, it’s great to have tons of fuck buddies when you’re in college, but as you get older and the years go by, the relationships are often more important than the sex.

6. Don’t hold grudges: bottom line, life is too short to hold grudges.

7. Believe in love and lust at first sight: there is nothing more satisfying than those initial butterflies in the stomach feeling.

8. Think outside the box: there is nothing better than doing things different in the bedroom.

9. Consider all the possibilities of house hold items: this won’t only help your wallet, but will also add a lot of zest to your sex life.

10. Drop the routine: change up things in order to make your life more exciting and something to look forward to.

11. Complain less: if your dick is working properly then there is nothing to complain about.

12. Compliment more: we all know women want to be complimented so if you want them in the sack then you need to do just that.

13. Send more dirty texts: as long you’re not as stupid as Brett Favre, then send as many dirty texts as your cell phone plan allows for.

14. Make out like you did in high school: it’s a proven fact that making out releases tons of feel good endorphins.

15. Watch less TV: unless it’s porn of course.

Blame It On Tabasco

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

If you’ve ever needed a good excuse to jack off in public without the assistance of free porn, well here it is: Tabasco sauce. Peculiar, I know – but allow me to explain: Rafael Escamilla, a 50 year-old Florida native was on board a flight to Idaho when he had the bright idea of whipping our his package for a bit of fowl play. Unsurprisingly enough, the poor 17 year-old girl next to him caught sight of his lack of shame and immediately reported him to a flight attendant. Upon landing Escamilla was immediately apprehended by authorities. However, he instead that the entire ordeal was nothing but a huge misunderstanding. According to him, he was fondling his Johnson not as a means of inducing an orgasm, but he claimed to have spilled Tabasco sauce of his package; which made it burn. Clever.

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Now, before I knock this story off as complete and utter rubbish, I can’t help but wonder what would actually happen if I actually got Tabasco on my poor willy. Sure, wipping out my dick in public sounds rather drastic, but until I get hot sauce all over it, how do I know it’s not a matter or life or death? Alright, perhaps I’m exaggerating a little.

Upon further inspection, turns out good ol’ Escamilla didn’t have a single trace of hot sauce of his member. Nor was he carrying a bottle of Tabasco with him – and we all know that’s not part of standard inflight meals. If you ask me, I think the guy was yet another pervert who sat down next to a pretty girl and simply couldn’t contain himself. Tabasco sauce my ass. Any man who thinks it’s ‘ok’ to expose himself mid-flight – in front of a minor nonetheless – deserves to be locked up and kept far, far away from society.

And for those who are curious about what would actually happen if one was to sprinkle his penis with Tabasco, take this little excerpt I found online. It should tell you everything you need to know before attempting to try it out for yourself: “Initially there was nothing, until slowly a pain started. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to release a fresh batch of tears”. And this is coming from some guy who’s into S&M, so take it for all it’s worth.

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The Craziest Sex Headlines of 2010

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Jan 4 orgasm.com1As each year passes, it seems that the headlines during those twelve months get more and more crazy as the years go on!

In 2010 there were so many random and hilarious sex incidents that made headlines all over the world. Here is a look at some of them:

1. A man chopped off his own dick with a knife. Why you ask? Well, after he spent five years in prison in Spain for a violent crime, he wanted to avoid being deported back to his home land of Kazakhstan. So, what did he do? He chopped of his manhood so they couldn’t bored him on a plane to go back home.

2. We have all seen guys who constantly date the same type of girl. Some guys constantly date girls that fit the same and only criteria. But, what if a guy takes it one step further and actually has a doll replica of his ex made for only $18,000. No biggie! The construction of the sex doll took forever because he had to re create all of her details to a t, down to her nails and teeth.

3. When a 54 year old woman met her biological son that she gave up for adoption, the two of them decided to revisit the last place he saw her- her vag. He was 33 and the consensual sexual relationship lasted 18 months. Apparently she made the first move by laying next to him in bed and now she’s facing a year in jail for incest and having to register as a sex offender.

4. We’ve all been in those positions where we wish we couldn’t see the person we were having sex with, but what if you actually went temporary blind every time you had an orgasm. For one man this was just the case. Luckily doctors eventually figured out it was related to blood flow and were able to solve the problem.

5. The Berns hotel in Stockholm provides all kinds of amenities for hotel guests including sex toys, free porn, and handcuffs.

6. The sex store Pleasures in Alabama became the first adult store to offer drive thru services. The shop plans to cash in by selling whips, lube and vibe through the sliding window in discrete paper bags.

7. A 21 year old man from the UK with a learning disability is using government welfare to get himself laid. He is applying for discretionary funds to fly to Amsterdam to fuck a prostitute and loose his virginity.

8. Italian PM has order a $95,000 restoration of a broken off pens on a Roman marble statue of Mars.

9. At the Markumm In in Eugene, the own and his wife like to get it on with their hotel guests. Apparently they began asking the guests to guess the measurements of his penis and even asked employees to rub lotion on it. He then began masturbating in front of guests and have them play ring toss on his hard dick.

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Breast Massage

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Many women have a waterproof reminder hanging in their showers to remind them to check their breast tissue monthly for changes. The conventional wisdom is that a woman should, after her period has ended, hold one arm up in the air and with the other hand feel the opposite breast thoroughly. The process, of course, is repeated on the other side (if you’re thinking of free porn right now, you’re not alone). After doing this exercise consistently, a woman will get used to the feeling of her own breast tissue. In that way, if any change or a lump appears, she will know very quickly.

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Opening up and allowing another to massage the sensitive breasts can be a step of deep trust. Breast massage, done correctly, feels good and can really be healthy as well. As far as the healthy part, the breasts are often compressed in bras that constrict the normal motion and volume of the breast. A tight lacy or underwire bra can cause discomfort as well.

The feeling of setting the breasts free and allowing them to be natural, swinging tits is one that many women look forward to at the end of the day.

Once unclothed, she should lie down on a flat surface. A massage table is ideal. The person doing the massaging will want to warm up his or her hands, perhaps by taking some erotic massage oil and rubbing it in the palm of the hands briskly. The breast massage can begin at any point around the circle of the breast, with a light pressing motion spiraling into the nipple. Do not press with any force directly on the nipple, as that is uncomfortable to many women. The fingers can also make circular motions. Squeeze the breast in an up and down motion and side to side. Ultimately, each breast should be fully massaged and manipulated in every which way in order to assist healing after all the usual constriction, or in the case of the braless, the weight of almighty gravity.

This is not a formal medical description of breast massage, so if you have any questions or discover any breast anomaly, speak to your health professional immediately. FYI: Extra oil makes for sexy, shiny breasts, and once the massage is well underway, wandering hands can make for very happy endings.

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Hanna Barbera’’s Japanese Cousins

Friday, December 31st, 2010

imagesThe fascination of animated drawings and films has been hugely popularized, even in the arena of free porn. The production of anime films that depict graphic sexual material which is often violent and occasionally disturbing is known as hentai. Hentai is a Japanese phenomenon and is not produced in the United States, but continues to maintain a strong and growing American following. Although hentai is a popular form of sexually enticing media, there are many who suggest that it is wrong and immoral.

But those judgments might be seen through the prism of those who certainly don’t understand what they ware watching

The main argument against hentai is that the scenes often depict minors in sexual positions and situations. One hentai film involved a young girl who looked no older than ten, swimming and playing with other children. She is soon enticed into a nearby pool house with three (much older) men. The scene shows her youthful pussy in numerous painful sexual acts, yet she is smiling, laughing, and asking to be stuffed with more cock. Films like this would banned in Japan when the actors are human, but when the movie is animated, the dots connecting right and wrong are blurry.

Hentai does not always depict such disturbing images. Many of the films show typical bondage scenarios, vanilla sex, and fun fantasies. Hentai, like all porn can be used as foreplay to get couples in the mood for sex or it can be viewed for the sheer enjoyment of sexual videos or animated movies.

In the U.S. we have never truly embraced adult themes in our animation. Fritz The Cat broke new ground in mainstream movies with how dirty American cartoons could get, and certainly some T.V. animation does get risky and adult at times, but there is no generally accepted, consistent porn cartoons that are as popular in western culture as hentai is in Japan. The cultures simply view their entertainment differently, certainly their sex and the images they like to explore and masturbate to. The depictions of young girls bordering on the prepubescent getting rammed with big cocks for punishment may or may not say anything about the culture from which they come or might reveal more than that culture would like to admit.

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Christmas Porn Parodies We’d Like to See

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Free porn is awesome. Christmas is awesome. Combining them? Kick ass.

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The 12 Inches of Xmas
Not So Silent Night
Santa’s Naughty List
Jack Frost is Licking at My Hos

Deck the Balls (S&M)
How the Grinch Stole My Anal Virginity
I Say Mommy Swallowing Santa Claus
National Lampoontang’s XXX mas Vacation

Ebeneezer Splooge
The Clittle Hummer Boy
Santa’s Lap…dancers
Stranger in the Manger

Santa Claus is Cumming Too Loud
Mary Ain’t A Virgin No Mo’ (interracial porn)
Frosty the Ho Man
Pink Stocking Stuffers

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The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

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5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

Getting Through The Holidays

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Considering that the average cover charge for a New Year’s party hovers around the $100 mark; it sure tends to leaves many disappointed and urging to get home to their free porn. After all, with dozens of couples flaunting their blissful selves around us lonely folk, it’s not wonder so many of us get depressed and curse love in all its glory.

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And so, for those who find themselves single in wake of the new year, follow these three simple – and brutally honest – tips:

1. Play The Role Of Grinch – Whoever started the tradition of kissing on New Year’s Eve deserves to be shot. Ok, maybe not shot, but a kick to the balls (or box) wouldn’t hurt. It seems as thought not having a significant-other to smooch you at the stroke of midnight is serious enough to classify you as a sore, lonely loser – but things don’t necessarily have to go that way. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, proceed to make all of your ‘coupled’ friends feel like crap by flaunting your single status for all it’s worth. Discretely remind them that while they simply must attend that boring pot-luck party, you’re free to hang out in your boxers and get wasted by the fire while watching South Park re-runs. Even if they don’t look impressed, deep, deep down they’ll envy your freedom. The result? Single “loser” 1, boring couple, 0.

2. Do Whatever The Hell You Want – While on the subject of staying in, be sure to do whatever you please on the last night of the year. If you want to venture the great outdoors and get smashed at a watering hole, then by all means. Sex with a random stranger? Go for it! Provided you use protection, of course. Alternately, don’t feel guilty if all you want to do is sit by TV eating a whole bag of chips. One day, you’ll eventually look back and realize that what others may have perceived as “pathetic”, was actually the ultimate act of freedom.

3. Have The Time Of Your Life – If you do decided to venture outside and hit a bar or club, make sure to go all out. What better way to ring in the new year than to get absolutely sloshed at some dingy watering hole? Plus, it will provide you with plenty of opportunity to meet other singles who, just like you, made an effort to show some face. So go out there, dance your ass off, get naked, and make a total fool out of yourself for once. Eventually, you’ll have a woman who is set on telling you what to do – so enjoy being single while you still can.

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