Bear in mind that the two women I surveyed for this study are friends of mine. Also, in order to respect their privacy, I didn’t use their real names. First we have Luanne. She’s 26 and we went to school together. At first she was put off by my email about receiving a facial because she misunderstood and thought I wanted to give her one. After careful explanation in which I told Luanne straight up that although she’s smoking hot, I would never have sex with her because she’s a fan of the New York Islanders. Finally after a discussion on whether or not the Isles would ever have a goalie worth talking about, she gave me her answer regarding facials.

Luanne – “I’ll allow a guy to come on my face if I trust him, or if I’ve had a few too many.”

She said the same thing about anal, so if you’re into a crappy NHL team and are trustworthy, I’ll give you Luanne’s number.

Next I asked 32 year old Chantal, a sassy BBW (she refers to herself that way) that I’ve known for about a year. No joke, I met this chick at a supermarket. She’s teaches high school math and I have no idea who her students concentrate because she’s got the largest set of knockers I’ve ever seen. Chantal is also from DC and said that when she was getting her teaching degree she almost “knifed a hoe”, I assume over a sandwich. Luckily for me Chantal is very open about sex and jumped at the chance to respond to my question of whether or not women like getting a facial.

Chantal – “It’s degrading, like a dog marking his territory. And what if you’re using a condom? Does the guy pull out, take it off and then shoot the baby-batter into your eye? I’m not into it. It kind of sets women back. ”

I didn’t interview porn star Veronica Rayne but I’m guessing from the pic below that she’s loving the facial. Or she’s loving it because she gets paid to love it. Either way, it’s hot. So what do we learn from this? Are women appreciative of a good facial? It appears that they might not be, which is why we have sex clips starring Veronica Rayne.

The line between being friends and lovers is where facial cumshots come in. There’s no better way to let your partner know you’re serious about getting dirty than busting your load off over her waiting lips. Sure, there’s a measure of dominance and taboo associated with facials, but this is key: it keeps your sexual chemistry from fading, and adds an element of overt dirtiness to an otherwise vanilla relationship.

With this said, it’s important to keep your sexual identity separate from your day to day interactions with your partner. This will help you fuck like a porn star in the bedroom, and stay friends outside of it. Besides facials, try rimming your girl until she lets you stick your cock in her ass. Make sure you use lots of lube and get her moaning – there’s nothing like an anal orgasm to put the spice back in your jalapeno pepper.

So go forth and fuck like the dirty debutant you are! We all have a little Lexington Steele in us, and your relationship might depend on you letting your inner Lex out!

What most would do in this situation depends on their physical condition. Therein lies a dilemma: most of America is fat and out of shape, meaning that most of America would be a crappy lay. Even being minimally fit these days would put you ahead of the curve when it comes to fucking.

So which would you rather be? The guy who shoots too early, or the stud that fucks like an internet porn sensation? I’d recommend becoming the latter, and it all starts with solid fundamental groundwork. Try some pushups and sit-ups followed by cardio to increase your thrust rate during sex. Falling prey to stroke management isn’t worth it.

Most men know their limitations but fail to ask – what if I didn’t have any limitations? A little bit of exercise is worth getting the chance to fuck your girl as you’re standing, or spanking her ass as you pound her from behind. Hell, you might get her so excited that she asks you to jizz on her face.

Stranger things have been known to happen.