Jenna and Tito Ortiz, after their domestic violence fiasco that occurred this week, are completely withdrawing all of the accusations they made against each other once the police showed up. So now all of a sudden HE didn’t beat her up, despite her claims of him tearing tendons in her shoulder from throwing her in a bathtub and parading around the city wearing bandages, and HE may have “jumped to conclusions” about her supposed addiction to OxyContin (she did test clean in a screening for cocaine, weed, meth and oxycodone – the major ingredient in OxyContin).

ALL OF A SUDDEN they’re back in love and don’t understand how this whole thing has been “dramatically distorted and misinterpreted” by the press, as Tito’s lawyer, Chip Mathews (nice name) says it’s all “a big misunderstanding.”

BOY do I hate this shit. Just when I’m watching video of Jenna marching around pissed off saying things like “I have no place in my life for this” and verbally kicking him to the curb on numerous occasions, and thinking to myself “man, Jenna is right up there with Elin Nordegren and Sandra Bullock as far as strong women who don’t take shit from no one” go. Nice about-face there, strong woman.

And then there’s this; seems that Tito stands to lose $15 million if he’s prosecuted for domestic violence. Money that accounts for his UFC contract as well as other businesses.

The almighty dollar wins again. I’m not saying anything nice about anybody anymore….

UPDATE!
Joanna Angel tweets: “Come on Jenna Jameson. I used to really look up to you. Can you stop being so embarrassing? It makes the rest of us look bad.”

Amen girl.

This story is still developing so I’ll have more when I get it, but what we know is that cops arrived at the home in Huntington Beach, CA. where she and Tito Ortiz live. Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries,” and Ortiz was immediately arrested for domestic abuse.

Tito is currently in custody and on his way to a Huntington Beach jail in Orange County, CA. The two are not married but (of course) have kids.

In case you don’t know (I didn’t) Tito Ortiz is an American mixed martial artist tool competing in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Ladies, don’t get involved with someone who’s job requires them to wear boxing gloves, or protective gear of any kind. Somewhere down the line you’re fucked. Sad but true.

More as it develops…