Posts Tagged ‘dick’

The Truth About Erectile Dysfunction And How To Fix It For Good

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Let’s face it guys, having erectile dysfunction can be a very embarrassing thing. Especially if you leave it untreated, all of the free porn and sex in your life just wont do it for ya anymore. An erection problem basically means that you can’t get and keep a boner long enough to have feel good sex, and to me, that seems like a huge problem!

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So, is erectile dysfunction common? Most guys will experience some sort of difficulty getting or keeping a hard-on when they’re having sex. In most cases, the condition is temporary and will go away without the need of medical intervention, however, some cases could require treatment if it happens enough.

Is it all just “in the mind?” In the past, problems related to erection problems were said to be all in the mind. And because of that, the guys who suffered from it were given unhelpful advice. These days, medical professionals and sex therapists believe that when there is a problem with your dick that continues to persist over time, physical factor may be at work. One way to determine if it is physical or mental is if you are having wood at night. On average guys have about three to five boners per night and if you are, then you are most likely in good standing.

What causes erectile dysfunction? There are two contributors to this: effects from physically related diseases like doing drugs and diabetes and psychological issues. Age also plays a role due to a decrease in male hormones.

Overcoming Erectile Dysfunction. Advancements in medicine have given sufferers hope because there are a lot of alternatives that can treat the problem. Things like viagra and vacuum pumps are going to be ineffective and wont treat your problem in the long run. The best advice is to go see a doctor and they will come to the conclusion as to what’s wrong with your manhood.

Don’t let your erection problems keep you down, no pun intended. Instead come up with a resolution so you can enjoy sex like your suppose to!

Scents That Turn Men On: It’s All About the Pie

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov 25 orgasm.com1Forget about lingerie or free porn, if we want to get our sexual appetites thriving, all we need is a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

According to a new study, not only does pumpkin pie satisfy a a sweet tooth, it also really turns men on sexually. And I’m not talking about the kind of pie that turned on a certain American Pie character. I’m talking about the actual aromas of pumpkin pie rather than seeing it as something to stick your dick into.

“The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie,” Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment Research Center.

The study included testing 40 different aromas with men, and out of all the aromas tested, it seemed that the smell of pumpkin pie “increased the men’s penile blood flow by an average of 40 percent” because ultimately, the smell is associated with reducing anxiety, therefore, eliminating inhibitions.

The study actually goes beyond just the smell of pumpkin. The seeds themselves found in pumpkins are great for men’s sexual health and are even recommended if guys have numerous issues with their dicks.

Vanilla and strawberry were high up there and also received great responses, but then again, as Hirsch pointed out, “every odor we tested aroused the participants in some way or form.”

So ladies, instead of spraying on you favorite perfume in all your hot spots, putting on some expensive and sexy lingerie under a nice little holiday dress, you might as well consider spending your day baking. Not only will you save some money, but you will get your man not only craving pie, but sex as well. It’ll give you more to be thankful about!

Better yet, try baking your pumpkin pie with a recipe that incorporates some booze. It will be a combination of all of our favorite inhibition busters!

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“SexyTime” on the iPhone

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Once again there has been a link to Apple and sex. First it was the direct connection of iPhone owners and how they are more likely to have more sex partners than regular Blackberry or android users. Then it was watching porn instantaneously on the iPad or the iPhone. And now its a new, premium sex application for both the iPad and the iPhone.

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Except that this application is not just another attempt to monetize sexual curiosity, there is actually some scientific backing to it. Even though the “SexyTime Sex Position Guide and Choreographer” has already been banned in China after just one month of being on the market. Apparently not everyone appreciates the science of sex!

The company’s platform is nothing but a simple yet ambitious statement: to improve health and wellness through better sex. One of the chief scientists working on the application said that is easier said than done. Apparently people are attracted to over-the-top, flashy products, and something that is geared towards improving health is not as enticing.

It’s pretty sad that people, especially those who really need the advice, aren’t taking advantage of this application because it is the one’s who need the advice most that are less likely to go out and see it! And what better way to get it right on your iPhone.

I always thought my dick was the most important sex organ, but according to these scientists, the brain is. Who would have thought? That’s the main reason for creating this application, so that “people enjoy exciting, rewarding lovemaking, and simultaneously become smarter about sex. Better, more frequent sex means healthier minds and bodies.”

Sounds kind of lame to me, except for the fact that the app also will help in suggesting new ideas and techniques to your partner in the bedroom. Something I’m sure we all need a a little help in!

The app is completely inexpensive, especially compared to the benefits. Something that gives sex advice anywhere on the go has got to be worth something!

When Sexting Goes Bad

Monday, October 18th, 2010

There is a small part of me that feels sorry for Brett Favre after he got caught with his pants down, so to speak, texting explicit photos of his dick to New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger. He’s a grown man so he should have known better, but he obviously didn’t think it through before pressing send on his cell phone. If it was a 14 year old girl who sent pictures of her chest to some boy in hopes of making out with him behind the bleachers, than I would whole heartedly feel bad for her, but Favre is a 41 year old married man who shouldn’t be fooling around in the first place. We all can learn a little something from Favre’s actions.

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A couple weeks ago, one of my chick friends brought up a very interesting topic of conversation. She told me that she received a penis picture from a guy she’d been chatting with on an online dating site for a couple of weeks. Basically, she was completely shocked and a little bit disgusted that he would just send this to her out of the blue without her even asking for it.

She then went on to tell me that she forwarded the picture to a lot of her girlfriends and even asked if I wanted to see it. Of course I did cause I wanted to see if it was really something the cyber dude should be flaunting. Of course it wasn’t all that great so it made me think why he would do it in the first place.

A couple days later we all went out for some drinks after work and my friend with the penis picture proceeded to pass it around to about everyone in the bar. Happy hour got a lot happier as people were laughing hysterically at this poor guy’s dick!

I later went home to think. From a woman’s point of view, a man’s junk just isn’t all that enticing. Sure, it has a great purpose in theory, but just looking at it probably doesn’t do anything for them, and I can totally see why. Dicks have nothing in comparison to tits, and I’m saying this from a completely objective stand point.

So what can we learn from Brett Favre and the cyber dude? Next time you think it is a good idea to send a picture of your dick to some chick, be prepared to have it shown to just about everyone in her group of friends and possibly the news, the local newspaper, and blasted all over the internet. You’ll be a porn star, only laughed at. So, my best advice for you is to not even get yourself involved in sexting, even if you trust the person. Unless you don’t give a fuck who is looking at your dick and scrutinizing every inch of it, then all the power to you!

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Halloween Sex Positions

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of they year. I completely disagree. Halloween is by far the best time of year because chicks have an excuse to dress up completely slutty and and they throw all their inhibitions out the window.

Halloween’s original purpose has totally transformed in the past couple of decades and amen for that! The idea of scary has turned into sexy and the only thing scary about Halloween should be the inner demons you release in the bedroom.

The devil inside of you and your partner will be shrieking and moaning all night long, and it won’t be because of a full moon. Try out these Halloween sex positions and you wont be disappointed:

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Tail in the Crypt: You and your partner make your way under your bed, aka the crypt, and start doing some anal play, aka the tail. I’ll leave it up for you to decade whether or not you’d like to annoyingly stimulate your partner with scratches on the back.

The Scarecrow: One partner is strapped to a cross brace and must act as if they have to skeletal system. The other partner gets to do whatever they want to the person tied up. Groping, teasing, prodding, and just about anything else you want.

Night of the Fucking Dead: Both partners start off in a standard missionary position, but once the dick is inside, that’s when things get interesting. Neither partner is allowed to use their arms or legs when fucking eachother. Just like the grunting and struggling zombies in the movie.

Pumpkin Head: Have your partner paint their face with orange and black makeup while you cut a hole in a box to act as the table. Your partner will kneel down with the pumpkin head poking out of the hole. You’ll stand in front , and put a candle, aka your dick, into the mouth of this jack-o-lantern.

Witches’ Brew: Fill a hot tub with brown food coloring, novelty eyeballs, gothic candles, and two slutty drunk chicks you found at the bar. A post witches brew shower is also in the cards.

Now you’re really ready to celebrate Halloween this year. Before you’re ready to get down and dirty, try watching some Halloween porn to get you in the mood.

Revenge Is Sweet?

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

“You’re kidding me,” Donna replied as she and Peg Reynolds sat over coffee in Donna’s kitchen. “You mean just an hour ago he was fucking you on the trunk of the car?”

“Yep,” Peg replied. “Fifty years old and he plows me harder these days than when we were twenty five.”

“I’m totally jealous,” Donna replied. “How does a man do that at his age?”

As Peg walked home a half hour later-it really had been a full day-she thought to herself ‘How does a man do that at his age?’ The wide-hipped forty eight year old tried reasoning her husband’s newly active libido, the way his cock rose now almost every second he was around her, how he’d plundered her so deep it hurt, how she would come three to four times even before he came

A thunderbolt suddenly hit Peg and she had to steady herself on the dining room table. ”He’s having an affair!” she growled into the phone when Donna picked up her cell. “He’s having a fucking affair.”

“I didn’t want to make any accusations,” Donna replied, “but unless he’s discovered the fountain of youth, yeah, that would be my guess.”

“I’ve got to catch him,” Peg growled.

“Yes, we do,” Donna agreed.

“Do you think he’ll see her today,” Donna asked the next morning as she pulled into traffic following John’s car on his way to the office.

“He fucked me just this morning before breakfast,” Peg explained, her tiny gray eyes pinned to passing traffic before them. “He’s gonna need her bad to keep up this pace.”

“Don’t get too close,” Peg added and Donna eased off on the accelerator as John made a turn away from his office.

“Well, at least she lives in a nice place,” Donna joked as they stopped a half hour later a block away from the large house John had parked his car in front of.

“Funny,” Peg replied. “Let’s go.” The friends got out of the parked car and made their way past two manicured lawns to the spacious Tudor.

“Gonna ring the bell?” Donna asked.

“I’m not sure what I’m gonna do,” Peg whispered. “But let’s give them a few minutes to get into something.”

Five minutes later, seething and twitching at what she could only imagine, Peg instinctively reached to the front door’s handle and it actually turned! The door was unlocked, so Peg looked to Donna-who simply shrugged her shoulders- and the pair padded into the house and quietly up the stairs they faced.

“Oh, John,” a feminine voice sighed beyond the first closed door they came to. “I love when you lick me like tha…”

“W-what, who are you?” the naked young blonde with her legs spread yelled to the two women who suddenly entered her bedroom.

“Tell her, John,” Peg said.

“John?” the young woman asked, turning on her side. John stood slowly from the bed, his beautiful cock unfurling to full hardness as he did so.

‘Damn him and his big cock,’ Peg thought.

‘Damn him, he’s got a big cock,’ thought Donna.

“You like the way I fuck you, right?” the tall man began.

“What?” Peg asked, stepping back as if her husband had struck her.

“John?” the blonde on the bed asked, lying fully on her stomach now.

‘Damn, her and her perfect young ass,” Peg thought.

‘Damn, that’s a perfect ass,’ Donna mused.

“Lately, the way we’ve been, you’re getting good fuckings, right?”

“John, you’re cheating on me!” Peg screamed.

“John,” Donna tried.

“It’s all because of her,” the tall man said turning back to the beauty on the bed. The younger woman lifted her arm and gave them all a quick wave.

“Everybody in this room knows you don’t stay married to some one as long as we have been married without true, real love. This is a fling that keeps me in shape coming back to the woman I love.”

Saying all this the man stepped close enough to Peg that she could just reach out and… ”You really should consider this,” Donna interjected stepping forward. She reached down between Peg and John and grabbed the man’s wagging hard big dick.

“I’m not saying I excuse him,” Peg’s best friend continued as John held his breath. “But really this belongs to you.”

At this all the women in the room looked to the hard cock Donna was pulling on and all three ladies smiled.

Except John.

The Madonna of Orgasm: Soon to be a Church

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Church ministers are usually the last people you would expect to praise orgasms at the podium. If you have ever been to a church where the sermon started off “And God said to Abraham, thou wilt spread thy seed all over her tits”, you were likely at the peak of your acid trip, screaming at an ice cream box on the street corner outside a Target. Well if you’re ready for the greatest mind fuck of your life, be prepared for the orgasm church in Sweden, something that is being proposed by a legitimate church minister.

In southern Sweden, Lovestad, a battle has been raging to properly register a faith community. Sweden’s Supreme Administrative Court has made the church a slippery fish to handle. The spanish founder and self appointed cardinal of the church, Carlos Bebeacua, has led a campaign for what he hopes will become the first church to praise orgasms as God.

Bebeacua once told tabloid Kvällsposten: “The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”

The Madonna of Orgasm, which the church is appropriately called, was focused around painting by Bebeacua that had sparked controversy during the 1992 World Fair in Seville, Spain. Since then, he has committed himself to founding a worship for what he believes is the true god – orgasms.

His bold beliefs have been matched with thundering dick slaps from Sweden’s Financial and Adminstrative Services Agency who refuse to register his application for the church as a religion. The agency has allegedly said that the church’s name would offend Christians, since it was to unconventional and a clear reference to the Virgin Mary.

Bebeacua has garnered support from local Christian communities, including a Church of Sweden Parish priest who welcomed the unconventional religion. Bebeacua also commented that the word Madonna, is literally translated to “my lady” and does not reference the Virgin Mary.

The success of the church is still wavering as the administrative court has ruled its name offensive to religious groups, and to the general religious proposals allegedly commenting that they “cause offense not only in the broad groups of the population that have Christian roots, but also in society as a whole.”

Those of us who know a good fuck is the closest we’ve ever been to heavenly bliss would be happy to throw this guy a bone, even if all he wants to do is get it off.

Sex Spots

Friday, August 27th, 2010

A popular past time for some, and a daring adventure only stumbled upon by others, public sex is illegal and pretty awesome. Kinky couples everywhere try to find interesting places to fuck and be naughty. There are even certain porn sites which cater to those who are less adventurous and happen to just want to watch people fuck in interesting places. If you’re interested in learning where the most popular spots are for couples to have sex, read on for an in-depth look.

A recent study of places where kinky couples like to fuck has resulted in some surprisingly wicked results, ie. places you may not expect to be the first place you would whip out your dick, or spread open your pussy. Nonetheless, we are a creative bunch that seeks out new and different ways to express our sexuality.

At a orgasmic 82 percent, most couples play it safe and make love in the shower when not in the bedroom. In second place, the car is a popular hot spot, 80 percent of people fucking in hopes of recreating that steamy Titanic love scene. Leonardo and Winslet made that old Ford steam up from the inside with a force that sent horny couples everywhere dashing back to the car to make some steamy sex of their own.

Other popular sex spots included but not limited to: a pool or waterbody (54%), in the forest (49%), on the kitchen table( 48%) and in a tent (37%).

A slightly bizarre and twisted statistic that might uncover some underlying psychological issues is that 34% of couples have fucked in their parents bedrooms. It wasn’t noted when this occurred, but I would assume that most of that happened in earlier years. Over a quarter also had a quickie on the washing machine – which is a great way to add some extra stimulation for both partners.

The survey was conducted by Cosmopolitan, and quizzed over 1,500 participants. It isn’t a surprise that people are trying to find different places to fuck besides the bedroom. A new list of the most extreme places ever to have been sexed upon would be a highly entertaining alternative. Stay tuned for a list of those fucked up fuck spots!