Rachel Roxxx hails from Texas where everything is bigger, including the tits. She started out as a waitress, at Hooters no less, and moonlighted as a nude model. Like most Hooters waitresses before her, she decided to get into the adult biz since she had bills to pay and the tips from serving tater tots smothered in cheese and bacon weren’t cutting it.

If you have 3 x’s in your name we assume you’re into some kinky shit. Miss Roxxx has done girl on girl, blow jobs, orgy scenes, threesome vids etc. If it’s rated X we can assume she’s done it. Or fucked it. Or gotten fucked by it.

It’s easy to pick this pornstar out of a crowd. Rachel Roxxx has her nipples pierced and a butterfly tramp stamp on her back along with three stars tattooed on her hand. She’s nabbed three AVN Awards and has been in over 116 titles. If there actually was a such thing as the Dick-Sucking World Series, Miss Roxxx would be MVP every year.

In many ways the clown has always stood for sex. Not just fucking, but he stands philosophically for license and hedonism. He eats like crazy, and everything about him is bigger than life after all – even his shoes are extra big, and those jokes about what it means when a man wears big shoes are not new things. It is not hard to imagine the big shoed clown dropping his big pants — and they have to be that big for him — to reveal a massive, dangling, epically sized dick. And this is exactly the kind of thing one might expect to see in a free porn film from the clown fetish.

Of course clown props can be used for all kinds of things. Red noses could be affixed to other organs, and clown shoes make for great paddles for loud and silly spankings. In a world where many people take sex way too seriously and most porn stars we see on free porn videos are all seriousness and scowling. It is no wonder that people want to see people being the total opposite, silly, wild, and buffoonish. So hit those websites and begin looking for clown sex films, maybe before one knows it one will be putting on the paint for one’s self and one’s lover to enjoy. Honk that nose for me! You won’t be sorry you did.

First of all, too much beer can make it more likely that a guy can’t get there at all. It can change the personality enough that a guy is mostly unappealing to the opposite sex. If he is loud and annoying, how close is he going to get to the pussy? If he drinks too much and can’t manage to show up for his date, he’s SOL for that, too. It may be helpful if both parties have been drinking. That way, whether there’s good sex, bad, sex, or no sex may matter less overall.

One can’t vouch for the physiology of every individual, so it could be possible that for some man out there, beer does help him to stay hard longer. Smoking pot may also make some drummer in the world a better player, but reports from most bands still seem to hold that this is mostly in the mind of the pothead drummer who says it. For the beer-drinking guys, they may manage to keep it up, but they are just as likely to fall victim to the ailment affectionately known as ‘whiskey dick.’ Whiskey is not the only beverage that can keep a guy flaccid rather than at the ready.

Guys should remember that it isn’t only a handsome face, a nice ass, or a big, stiff dick that is going to attract a woman or keep her around. Personality does count. A little social drinking here and there is fine and well within the realm of reason. The idea that drinking multiple pints every time a guy gets ready to do the wild thing doesn’t make such sense. A guy who drinks too much can dull his personality. Not very interesting, let alone rude or intoxicated, is not going to get a guy laid.

Straight boys are fascinated in a woman’s vagina almost to the exclusion of all else-expect friction-and this chalice of womanhood has been celebrated in art, music, free porn, and literature as much as the phallus that fits inside it. Other female body parts may fascinate the straight guy, even gat man have been known to take notice of a firm high shelf of breasts or a nice swaying buttocks, still it is the vagina that ultimately has the most pull.

But over the time of a straight man’’s life the cunt, vaja-jay, hairpie-whatever it is to be called-becomes less of a fascination, less something women can hold out from their partners or wield with impunity.

Because over time, men realize there is a woman attached to that pussy.

It takes a man a while but he does come around. First he has to get his mind off fucking. He has to realize that the fact that his dick is hard is truly only fascinating to him! Hopefully from this ephifany he learns to care about and subsequently please his bed partner, whomever he or she happens to be. Lastly, the man might grow to the point where he stops objectifying, or at least tempers his need to objectify, body parts to the exclusion of the person who sports a pair of breasts or a cute ass. And then, the very thing women wish men would do more often-notice them as a whole-renders a woman less powerful.

If a man begins to notice the whole woman, not just her ass, tits and that deep well of her mystery her vagina, then the woman no longer has the mystery of her parts to hold over her man. Men who wish to be controlled by the cunt can still be, but that is a self-imposed slavery to a body part most adult men will not coddle. Seasoned guys will no longer worship a woman’s parts simply because they have grown to the point where they recognize a woman is a sum of her parts. Sure, guys are still set-up to see first and fit the piece into the whole later, but the pieces become less important as men grow older.

Or if not, they stay ready and waiting to be pussy whipped …just like they want to be.

Sideways hat: If you’re not in the tenth grade you need to stop wearing your hat anywhere but to the front. Shop to find a hat that compliments the shape of your head. A Yankee fitted hat is a sure win and tells the ladies you are classic and fashionable.

Short sleeve button down: There are only two people who can get away with the short sleeve button down and that’s Michael Bolton from Office Space and Dwight Schrute from The Office. For everyone else, there is nothing funny or cool about your off white attire. If you really like to short sleeve button down, try instead a full length sleeve button down and then fold the sleeves up to your elbows.

Hair with too much gel: Although Pauly D is making some serious cash from his gravity defying style, you must understand that before the show, he wasn’t impressing anyone outs of his small guido community. Instead, keep your hair lightly styled while clean and shaped on the edges.

Affliction: This may be the most fool proof way to commit social status suicide. You will look like a tool and everyone will think so. So, just don’t wear one.

Matching too well: If your shoes, hate, belt, undershirts, and jacket are all the same color your throwing up red flags. If they feel you care more about matching then them, you will never get laid.

Follow all these tips guys and you will be sure to get laid. Well, maybe not for sure, but you will have a better shot at it.

With the astounding popularity behind Viagra, it is no surprise that the drug industry would soon look for ways to provide women with the same type of ‘benefits’. And it is exactly that quest that motivated film maker Liz Canner to come up with Orgasm, Inc. The much buzzed about documentary that touches upon the pharmaceutical rat race to receive FDA approval on the so-called “pink Viagra”. It seems as though women will finally get the chance to deal with female sexual dysfunction (FSD), something that is seldomly brought to light but very much real.

However, too many people are still uncertain as to what that entails. After all, male sexual dysfunction is very easily targeted, while FDS can be a lot harder to pinpoint. For example, identifying sex related problems such as erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation is quite common – all it takes is some objective observation. On the other hand, identifying sexual dysfunction in women is entirely different. Let’s just say that not having a dick makes things that much harder.

When trying to diagnose a man with sexual dysfunction, there is one simple question to be asked. If he is capable of reaching an orgasm, he is most likely healthy. If he can’t, he is probably dealing with some sort of sexual dysfunction. It’s pretty much black and white. Given the known rate that about 75% of women are not capable of climaxing through intercourse alone, diagnosing any sort of FSD becomes that much harder. A report from the Journal of Urology gave away a few common signs of FSD that will be sure to help those who are still uncertain. Some of them include: no interest in sex, phobic avoidance of anything sexual (including things like free porn), lack of libido, extreme difficulty in reaching an orgasm and/or any sort of genital pain.

If you ask me, the majority of these “symptoms” could be easily solved through proper communication, a change of partner, some lube and a sex toy or two. As the documentary shows, the main drive behind pharmaceutical companies who are trying to push this “pink Viagra” to go onto the market are mainly interested in money. Now if only more people were smarter to realize that.

Now, before I knock this story off as complete and utter rubbish, I can’t help but wonder what would actually happen if I actually got Tabasco on my poor willy. Sure, wipping out my dick in public sounds rather drastic, but until I get hot sauce all over it, how do I know it’s not a matter or life or death? Alright, perhaps I’m exaggerating a little.

Upon further inspection, turns out good ol’ Escamilla didn’t have a single trace of hot sauce of his member. Nor was he carrying a bottle of Tabasco with him – and we all know that’s not part of standard inflight meals. If you ask me, I think the guy was yet another pervert who sat down next to a pretty girl and simply couldn’t contain himself. Tabasco sauce my ass. Any man who thinks it’s ‘ok’ to expose himself mid-flight – in front of a minor nonetheless – deserves to be locked up and kept far, far away from society.

And for those who are curious about what would actually happen if one was to sprinkle his penis with Tabasco, take this little excerpt I found online. It should tell you everything you need to know before attempting to try it out for yourself: “Initially there was nothing, until slowly a pain started. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to release a fresh batch of tears”. And this is coming from some guy who’s into S&M, so take it for all it’s worth.

This is why men are often tagged with the pejorative of objectifying women when in fact what is happening most times – or even on a first date – is that a man is locking into what he finds so alluring and enjoying in his partner, their lips, tits, ass, even another cock to the exclusion of all else. He immerses his sight and attention and enjoys the piece of pieces for what they are and not how they relate to their lover as a whole.

Whether he is gay, bi or straight a man will never of his stimulants, and if they are visual they will end up being even more arresting.

This is why pleasing a man in bed really is so very easy. First of all, a man’s genitals exist outside his body, they are easier to stimulate by touch then a woman’s. But ad into the mix the way a man’s sight so easily leads him to spin his wheels over the same object or body part any man’s lover knows all they have to do is satisfy a man’s sense of obsessive sight, touch a man’s dick a time or two and he’ll be soon in orgasmic nirvana.

It’s not so much that the male mind is simpler then the feminine one. It’s not so much that women rely more on their emotions to fuel their libido, while a man can stick his cock into any warm hole. Men certainly can be less emotionally attached then women and their intimacy building often takes a different course, but for a man, being led by visual stimuli he has seen over and over again is a form of intimacy and the very best way for a man to be aroused.

Mistletoe Underwear
If you hear some bells ringing and you don’t know where it’s coming from, it could be from a dude wearing a mistletoe thong! Some guys are just doing it all wrong this season and wearing one of these things is a definite factor in not getting you any action this Christmas season.

The Cookie Sutra
The Karma Sutra book illustrated with cookies isn’t something that will necessarily get anyone one in the mood.

Babeland Blowjob Expert Kit
This is basically the equivalent of giving your girl a vacuum for Christmas, except for the fact that you want her to be the vacuum.

Candy Cane G String
The only thing that this Christmas present is going to do is creep everyone out.

Adult Mistletoe
This gift comes with the mistletoe and the condom. Just like the packaging says, “you never know what a kiss will lead to!”

“I’m a ho ho ho” T-shirt
I’m sure your girl will not appreciate you giving her a shirt that says she’s a ho.

Flashing Pecker Santa Hat
It’s the fastest way to spot a dick head, and therefore will not get you laid!

Lip Locked Lesbians Ornament
Two naked girls making out on a christmas ornament may not be the best way to inform your girl that you want her to have a three-some.

“Santa’s Little Slut” T-shirt
There is no woman out there who appreciates being called a slut, even the chicks on free porn don’t like it!

Sexy Penis and Boobie Stockings
Your girl wakes up to find a big, red fury dick and set of tits hanging by the fireplace with care. You’re not getting any action today.

So, take note guys, if you want your Christmas to be really special this year, do not buy any of these gifts!

The Man With Double Dicks – No, I’m not making this up. Back in 1863, a man by the name of Juan Baptista dos Santos was born with two penises. But that’s not all. Suffering from diphallia, he also came equipped with three scrotums, and a third leg – which extended from the same area. In fact, his third leg had eight toes and two heels. Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “package”, Santos’ penises were also fully functional. He could pee from either and get double erections if necessary. How’s that for a visual?

The Ten Year Erection – Charles Chick Lennon, a 68 year-old man had a ten year-old erection after a penile implant surgery went terribly wrong. But that didn’t mean it was all fun, games and orgasms. Unable to do everyday activities such as riding a bike, wearing fitted trousers or swimming, Lennon became a recluse and eventually sued the doctor who messed up his penis. As a result, he won $400,000.

The Man Who Split His Penis In Two – Carl Carrol became something of a legend after infamously splitting his dick in two. And this was before the age of body modification. After being questioned over his outrageous act, he had this to say: “My decision to surgically remodel my genitals was deliberate, of deep satisfaction to me, highly exciting, sexually adventurous, and erotically exhilarating”. I guess there’s someone for everything.

The Penis Blob – Mark, a former male gigolo, found himself lacking in the girth department. His solution? Injecting saline into his penis and scrotum until he found himself with a 24 inch dong. He now refers to his dick as “The Blob”. I sense a horror/porno flick stemming out of this one.