Hustler Video steals a little thunder from Vivid Entertainment today with the announcement that they have a 75 minute tape, shot as recently as this past September, that purportedly sports a bunch of romping with the hated reality star and an unnamed gentleman.

As an aside: the term “unnamed gentleman” really needs to be added to our current list of vocabulary words. And by added I mean, get USED TO IT folks. Seems that with every starlet who gets caught “off-guard” there’s a “unnamed gentleman” in the wings walking bow-legged because of all the cash stuffed into his boot cut jeans. And unlike the case of Kendra Wilkinson, I really wish they’d remain just that; UNNAMED.

In any case, there are a slew of photos circulating the interwebs showcasing the mother of two’s lovely attributes, and puts to rest the question of whether or not I’ll have to bitch about the release of this tape too. The pictures aint bad, admittedly. She seems to be an attractive enough MILF, with a sense of playfulness about her. Especially in the shots where she’s holding the camera (can’t say you didn’t want to do it, there Danielle). I’ve also seen the artwork so Hustler obviously has this on the fast track.

YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS about all this? The more this shit happens, the less likely my wife (and the wives and girlfriends of you fine folks) is gonna be comfortable inviting Mr. Sony into the bedroom. I mean, I didn’t really expect it anyway…but it’s always been there in the back of the visual stimulator.

So thanx a lot Vivid and Hustler. You’re messing up my private stock.