When I was younger I thought I was really good at going down on girls. Why? Because I had one girlfriend tell me I was good at it. When you’re a freshman in college and your lady tells you that what you’re doing to her downstairs is making her cum like in all those grainy porno clips you used to download with dial up, you might consider yourself the pussy eating king. It turns out I wasn’t. I wasn’t even the pussy eating prince. I was just a guy who thought he was doing it right because one chick told him he was. It wasn’t until three girlfriends later that I learnt how to properly perform cunnilingus. Get ready to get schooled in the art of licking cunt because if you used to be like me in my freshman year of college, you need all the pointers you can get. After the jump things are about to get wet.
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Be A Cunning Linguist of Cunnilingus
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012Awakenings
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011A lot of men talk jokingly about having ‘morning wood.’ It is a real phenomenon- lots of people, male and female wake up horny. When alone, it is a perfect time to rub one out and get the morning started right. When waking up with a partner, the fun morning sex possibilities are duly multiplied.
It is always good to check with a new lover to see if he or she likes being awakened with sex. For some, it is the best thing in the world. For others, not so much. Sleep in and of itself is a valuable commodity. Guys who do like a sexual sensation first thing in the morning almost always will appreciate the feeling of a nice pair of lips and a warm, wet mouth wrapping around their nice, stiffening dick. A guy may enjoy lying back and enjoying a soft, slow blowjob, or he may start to get into it and want to blow a load fast. Hey may buck his hips for a good mouth-fucking or want to enter for a good morning fuck.
Women certainly appreciate talented lips and tongues as well, and would often be just as happy to be awakened by some fine cunnilingus in progress. Some women may want to warm up to that point a bit by having the partner start off slowly with some sweet caresses and kisses until she is more roused, and aroused. This is not the case with all women. Some are just as ready to have someone dive right in.
Use of a vibrator is a great way to wake up a sleepy, likely ready-to-go partner. When being awakened, many people aren’t ready to take a super active role in sex, so a sex toy is the perfect solution. A regular cylinder shaped vibe or a specifically designed clit vibe can be great for a sleepy woman. Her partner need only spread her legs a little bit, apply to her clit, and let her writhe in pleasure. For the guys, having a Fleshlight or similar toy pussy style vibe is just the thing to make him happy. Just lube it up, get his dick nice and hard, slip it on and vibrate him until he shoots his morning load.