Posts Tagged ‘cock’

To Sleep Perchance To…

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Men and women really are at their warmest, most peaceful and possibly most alluring when they are sleeping. Lying down deep under our covers, breathing regular-even snoring- who could not be attracted to the quiet of our sleeping spouse or lover? All manner of worry and argument is quiet, all possible refusals muted, all manner of orifices open and warm.

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Many a hetero wife has reported waking to her man vigorously slipping his cock inside her or a guy has woken with a mouth locked around his slowly growing erection. The pure person is on display when we see, us in all our glory and without any true flash of our personalities good or bad.

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We can complain about bad morning breath all we want, the fact that we most probably need a pee when waking, even the funk and film eight hours leaves us with, but we are biologically predisposed to like all those funky warm smells. Akin to that musky warmth a wet pussy exudes when aroused, our deep scents of sleep are supposed to attract our lovers to us and us to them, we are supposed to wants to crawl beside them and spoon-at the very least-make love at the most, even when either of us might not be awake enough to respond. Many a lover who has snuck out of bed in the morning, brushed their teeth, splashed on some cologne or perfume to meet their lover lying still in bed all twisted under the covers in their morning film needn’t have bothered as sleep smells are really so alluring anyway.

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For most of us anyway our beds really are the temple of our sex lives and good feelings. Couple lay together many a nights to discuss their futures, hopes and dreams. Men and women can recall the moments of their wildest sexual escapades or their deepest clutching moments of love-making in this spot at the center of their intimate lives. We crawl into bed to be safe, to be closer, to sleep and to renew what our love and lust means to each other.

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Sleeping beauty’s little dwarfs had to have had many a nasty thought between them. The Internet might be a great place to meet people to masturbate over or maybe find a date from an on-line dating site, but nothing can replace the warmth of spooning lovers in bed rolling into one another in time to maybe catch an early morning quickie stolen before either partner has to get up for work!
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The Disembodied Cock

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

tumblr_lbjjauoMls1qeu5sfo1_500The older we get the more we notice …even if we don’t want to. Certainly our sexual vocabulary increases in what we want, how we want it, and what we know we must do to get it. We begin to notice the nuance of a touch, the sensuality of someone’s smile and how the way someone acts to and with us is the very best foreplay. We need the look and feel of body parts just as much as ever, but beyond the hubris of youth, a certain bloom is off the rose, not that we don’t still like looking at the rose, but the pedals and stem attract us just as much.

This is why the disembodied cock isn’t as attractive as it might have once been.

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Gay men and straight girls might be fascinated by the male member, but as they grow older, it depends more who the dick is attached to then it does the dick itself to inform the attractiveness of that dick. Used to be, one could marvel over a thick bulge and never raise one’s eyes to the face of the man who sported that heavy crotch; as one grows older, the crotch-no matter how attractive-does not exist independent from the man. Something shifts in our psyches as we feel a little seasoning and body parts, no matter how thick or long, are simply just body parts.

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In most cases, no matter their age, straight women never objectify male parts as much as straight men objectify a woman’s tits, ass …everything, part and parcel from the woman they are attracted to. Gay men to, because they have the same parts as their lover, do not have as much a fascination for objectification. It’s not to say any of us, whatever sex or sexual orientation, don’t enjoy looking at or touching the bounce, firmness, thickness, roundness or length of a specific naughty pink part from time to time, it’s just that as time wears on we are less apt to find only the part itself attractive separate from the person whose part it is, doubly so if one is a hetero or a gay man who didn’t really objectify all that much to begin with.

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Though certainly championed in advertising and in porn, regardless of size, the cock itself means very little to anyone truly unless attached to a man whom one wants to know.

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The Best Men’s Underwear

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Feb 15 orgasm.com1When it comes to any purchasing decisions made by men, it comes down to an analysis of 4 factors:

1. Will this help me get laid?
2. Comfort
3. Style
4. Cost

This is particularly true when it comes to picking out underwear. It is the only piece of underwear exclusively intended to be seen by a chick who is hopefully reaching for your cock. At that point, of course you want to validate your desirability and good taste, but good underwear also have to be functional. Trust me, those guys in free porn have it easy. They could be wearing rags and the girls will still fuck the shit out of them. But you’re going to have to work a little harder. Ultimately, comfort is key. No man wants to be constantly thinking throughout the day about how his balls feel uncomfortable. SO, for both comfort and sex appeal, the boxer brief was created and here is a look at the best boxer briefs for men:

Uniqlo regular rise boxer brief: This pair has zero external branding, an excellent fit, jade a multitude of nominal but stylish designs and patterns, most importantly it wears well, and is inexpensive. However, there is no online ordering and the only retail store is located in Soho, NYC.

Calvin Klein classic boxer brief with button fly: Calvin Klein is the gold standard for men’s underwear. The fabric is exceptionally comfortable and they look just right. They give off sex appeal and have a phenomenal fit.

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Top Man Trunks: Top Man is the male version of the British retiling sensation Top Shop. The boxer briefs can be hit or miss, but there are enough choices and some definite winners.

J.Crew boxer brief: The fabric is most comfortable and the logo is neither shameful or as weak looking as Ralph Lauren. Black is definitely the way to go.

Armani Exchange square cut brief: Unless you’re a ripped, gay and/or a guido, a good rule of thumb. However, their boxer brief is much silkier than any others on this list, which can often be a nice change of pace.

American Eagle: This is an instance of a pretty boxer brief, especially for the price, however, it is ruined by the logo. While the words “American Eagle” could not be printed any larger on the waistband, this will work for guys in college and high school, but that’s it!

Homemade Sex Toys

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

When free porn is simply not enough to get us by, we can often to resort to sex toys to have our cake and eat it too. Given our current economic state, however, spending a lot of money on a rubber dildo or cock ring isn’t always a pliable option. With that in mind, we have decided to play Martha Stewart and give you a list of homemade sex toys that will leave you wondering why you didn’t think of using them sooner. Often disguised as everyday household objects, these nifty little devices are also orgasm inducing. Who knew?

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1. Washing Machine – Also entirely interchangeable with a dryer, all you have to do is hop on during the spin cycle. Don’t believe me? Just look at it this way, the vibrations produced by your battery operated ‘Rabbit’ have nothing against a device built to tumble a significant amount of pounds in clothes. I rest my case.

2. Electric Toothbrush – Yes, perhaps it’s not the most sanitary thing in the world, but an electric toothbrush can certainly lend a helping hand in a pinch. Either use an old one or be sure to use the opposite side – always removing the actual bristles.

3. Mobile Phone – I’m sure you’ve heard jokes about it time and time again, but a mobile phone – much like an electric toothbrush – works because it vibrates. And when you don’t have a specific device for getting off, I suppose a cell phone will simply have to do.

4. Bathtub Faucet – Who needs shower heads when you have a faucet? Simply lay down, open your legs and let the water do all the work. Far more sanitary than an electric toothbrush (and mobile phone, for that matter) and you’ll actually walk away squeaky clean and fully satisfied.

5. Back Massager – Despite most women trying to pass off their vibrators as “back massagers”, things can actually work the other way around. Despite being a little too big for penetration, merely touching it to your nether regions will be enough to make you squeal. You’ll never go back to traditional sex toys again.

How to Suck Cock like a Pro

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

images-1The art of giving a blowjob can be a very intimate, controlling act between two lovers. Erotic oral sex stimulates both partners by giving one control, the other receives release in a special manner. But how many people know the fine art of the free porn oral?

First, the cock in question must be clean, preferably shaved or trimmed neat and obviously, aroused. The latter part is often the easiest, start off with a handjob and let your partner grow in appreciation.

The anatomy of a man’s cock is simple. The glans or head, the frenulum, corona and shaft are all visible to the naked eye. The urethral meatus is usually located in the center of the head or glans of the penis, the mushroom or helmet-shaped section that composes the end of the penis.

The little ridge that runs all the way around the bottom of the head of the penis is called the corona, and just below the spot on the underside of the penis where the corona makes a little V shape is the frenum For some, the tiny little patch of skin that is the frenum is the most intensely sensitive part of the whole penis, but that’s not always true. For many, the glans is also very sensitive, and for those who are uncircumcised, the foreskin is sensitive, being very rich with nerve endings, as are the areas beneath stimulated by the foreskin.

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The shaft of the penis is exactly that – the shaft, the part that makes up the part of your penis that isn’t the glans. This area is fairly sensitive but nothing like the head and tip of the average man’s cock. Oral sex can give a man or woman an intense orgasm Here are a few techniques to bring on a male orgasm.

Flick your tongue over the sensitive head of the penis while pumping the shaft up and down. Enjoying the taste of sweet, yet sticky precum can help lubricate the penis and provide more erotic sensations for the male.

Nibble lightly along the shaft. This creates anticipation of the tight warm mouth about the envelope the head or entire cock.

This brings us to deep throating cock. The act of deepthroat oral is one that requires patience on both parts. The one preforming the act needs to relax their muscles, the one receiving needs to not thrust or shove their dick in their partner’s mouth for fear of choking. If done properly the giver will be given a creamy reward!

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Hanna Barbera’’s Japanese Cousins

Friday, December 31st, 2010

imagesThe fascination of animated drawings and films has been hugely popularized, even in the arena of free porn. The production of anime films that depict graphic sexual material which is often violent and occasionally disturbing is known as hentai. Hentai is a Japanese phenomenon and is not produced in the United States, but continues to maintain a strong and growing American following. Although hentai is a popular form of sexually enticing media, there are many who suggest that it is wrong and immoral.

But those judgments might be seen through the prism of those who certainly don’t understand what they ware watching

The main argument against hentai is that the scenes often depict minors in sexual positions and situations. One hentai film involved a young girl who looked no older than ten, swimming and playing with other children. She is soon enticed into a nearby pool house with three (much older) men. The scene shows her youthful pussy in numerous painful sexual acts, yet she is smiling, laughing, and asking to be stuffed with more cock. Films like this would banned in Japan when the actors are human, but when the movie is animated, the dots connecting right and wrong are blurry.

Hentai does not always depict such disturbing images. Many of the films show typical bondage scenarios, vanilla sex, and fun fantasies. Hentai, like all porn can be used as foreplay to get couples in the mood for sex or it can be viewed for the sheer enjoyment of sexual videos or animated movies.

In the U.S. we have never truly embraced adult themes in our animation. Fritz The Cat broke new ground in mainstream movies with how dirty American cartoons could get, and certainly some T.V. animation does get risky and adult at times, but there is no generally accepted, consistent porn cartoons that are as popular in western culture as hentai is in Japan. The cultures simply view their entertainment differently, certainly their sex and the images they like to explore and masturbate to. The depictions of young girls bordering on the prepubescent getting rammed with big cocks for punishment may or may not say anything about the culture from which they come or might reveal more than that culture would like to admit.

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Cunnilingus Could Save The World

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

images-1It simply might come down to something a woman might want so much because she can’t do it for herself. Sure men seek our blow-jobs all the time for this reason, but a blowjob is almost common place-it certainly is in porn – where cunnilingus isn’t something women talk too much about, or at least not to their lovers, but they do want it. In some cases the only way a woman can come with a partner is if that partner licks her clit or kisses her labia. But so many women are turned off to their partner’s lack of dropping or their own fear about their scent that they don’t ask for what they really need.

But cunnilingus could save the world …or at least some staid relationships. A man eating pussy will learn the nuisances of the vagina. He will get down close to it. See it for what it is and the veil of mystery of the folds, ridges, valleys and tips of flesh that is a woman’s vagina will be revealed. Though the man who goes down might not come away knowing his date any better having been down on her muffin but he will have a new perspective that what the woman has in her pants is not some unknown crevice where his cock simply thrusts, rubs and eventually cums in or his fingers get entangled inside.

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For the woman who is having their vag eaten, licked and attended to so lovingly by her man-or woman-they know that not only do they have their man-or woman’s-attention, but that they can relax basking in a moment that is wholly about them. Selfish as it is to lie back and let someone perform oral sex on you, it is needed from time to time for each sex to take as well as give. And for all too many women, fingers are simply not adept enough and a cock too rough-and usually too intent on its intent-to really provide the adequate time and maneuvers needed to really bring her to her best orgasm. Wet to wet, soft tongue to these softest pink parts and face to genitals, there is no better way to show intimacy and a overall caring for a woman’s pleasure then to put one’s face deep in her briny scent and lick her until she thrashes about the bed in ecstasy.

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Reduction

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

imagesStu was close and even though it would have been great to have blown on her face and boobs, he instinctively knew that for their first time together, he should be inside Karen. He mounted her quickly, carefully placing his head against her sticky wet vulva, making the chubby girl moan with anticipation as he slid it up and down her wet crack.

He could have just slammed it in and any other time he might have, but he was making love here, not just fucking Karen. He entered her tight vagina slow, letting both of them savor the feeling of gradual penetration. He looked down at the pretty pale-faced woman as he took her, seeing the glow on her face he knew matched his own. All these years flirting and now he was inside the one true woman he loved.

His pace increased until their writhing, pushing and sweating blurred. The basic need for them to both ejaculate was bubbling close now, and Stu sensed time on his back. But wanting to show this girl the best time of her life, even here, Stu held up on her, pushed deep but slowed.

Karen grabbed his ass and dug her nails in deeply.

“Don’t you fucking deny me,” she said. “Give me your come.”

Stu began to arch his back then as he felt the woman’s vagina close like a glove around the head of his cock.

“Are you gonna?’ he asked.

“The minute you do,” she agreed. “But don’t stop fucking me hard.”

“Hard”, Stu repeated.

“Hard,” Karen sighed under him and swat his right cheek with her hand. “Hard!”

Jesus! Stu was glad he had made the rooms extra thick and had the radio going.

“Hard,” Karen repeated and “smack” she hit his left, then right cheek.

“Hard, hard, hard,” she cried smacking Stu’s tight bottom and he began to let go then, feeling his hot juice spray from the suffering hot head of his cock.

“Karen,” he cried as the woman smacked him two more times and began to shutter herself as she looked up at him hard and tried not to fall off the table.

“I am coming,” she said.

As they lie on the examination table minutes later Stu tried to huddle his white jacket around himself better. Kissing Karen yet again he then rolled off her and once again stared at the big tits before him.

“So you really don’t think I should see a plastic surgeon for a reduction?’ she said wiggling her thong up her thick thighs, and clasping her lacy low cut bra around her back.

Stu was sure he had never seen a sight so delicious as this full-hipped woman lying on his examination table in her pretty blue matching bra and panty set.

“As your doctor for all these years, no Karen, I don’t,” Stu offered. “I mean, I’m glad that’s what got you here in the first place, and that I finally got to see them…”

“A perfect excuse,” she said, finally dressed and up off the table. “You know this will definitely strain the doctor patient confidentiality.”

“I don’t think you can be a patient anymore,” Stu said, lean in to kiss the pretty woman before him. Their tongues met and he felt his cock growing yet again, Karen lying back on the table. It took all his strength to pull off her.

“But I can certainly treat you in my own way when we start dating.”

“I like the sound of that…doctor” Karen said, stood slowly, smoothed a hand across her pants and sweater, adjusted one last time and left the room as Doctor Stu followed her.

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The Sales Person

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

“Have a seat Mr. Raye, I’ll be with you in a minute,” ordered Hannah Stern, “hmmmed and “yess yss-ing” into her phone. “Now,” she asked hanging up finally, “how may I help you?”

Winston Raye made thousands of sales calls in his day, but his tongue was literally tied as he stared at Hannah Stern. A tall pretty red head over 50, this head of the Stern lingerie company had what had to be the biggest-and firmest-bust Raye had ever seen.

“Mr. Raye,” the lady attempted. “I’m a busy woman.”

“Uh, yeah, sorry, you know I am with Cool Image? I’d like to show you what we have this go round.”

“Mr. Raye we already have three other lines that take up too much shelf space as it is, do I need a fourth?”

“Yes, I…I think that after you see how competitive our pricing structure is maybe you’ll drop your least profitable line and…”

“Since you’re here,” the tall woman replied, “I’ll give you five minutes.”

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“Now,” the lanky man began standing opening his carrying case across the desk between them.

“These are our bra and panty sets.”

“Smaller sizes, huh?” the lady said standing and deliberately arching her back to show off her big bust. “Nothing here would even come close to fitting someone like me.”

“That’s no problem at all,” the stout man replied in a shaky voice. “I…”

“What size bra do you think I wear?” the lady spat, the five minutes ticking for faster for her then the man facing her.

“I…I am sure we have plenty of sets for…”

“Just tell my size, Mr. Raye. A man working in this business should be able to estimate a woman’s bra size by…”

“Maybe a closer look?” Winston asked, helping to diffuse the tension with some levity.

“Sure, if you think you think that will help.”

Mrs. Stern walked from around her desk and stepped until she was almost touching him. ”Better?”

“Uh, I-I’d say that you were a double d-cup, and probably about forty inches.”

“Very good, Mr. Raye,” the lady said smoothly, “you just added another minute to your pitch…let’s see if you can add more.”

Hanna Stern stood back then, unbuttoned her blouse, pulled it down her arms and removed her huge lacy bra.

“Touch me,” the lady said.

Wanting to pinch himself, but figuring he best do as told to land this account, Mr. Raye reached his hands out to the heavy firm tits before him.

“Your adding minutes and minutes here Mr. Raye.”

“Yes…I” he tried fondling the woman’s warm breast flesh as Hannah broke into her first smile of the day, then took a step back, let Raye stand there with his hands still outstretched holding air and wiggled her A-line skirt down her long legs revealing a snow white garter and stocking …sans panties.

“I think I might be able to come round,” and here the lady smiled again, stepped back to the edge of her desk and lean her naked wide ass against it. “…to carrying your line, if you could maybe convince me deeper.”

Too stunned really to wrangle his pounding cock out his pants right then and figuring maybe the best way to really close this sale was to attend to this woman completely, Mr. Raye knelt to the thin carpet and faced the pulsing slightly hairy pussy before him. He could smell Hannah Stern’s thick lips, looked up to see the woman grab her own tits and throw her head back and realized, this might just be one of those customers he’d have to coddle with regular visits.

Leaning forward the man stuck his tongue out to the juicy cunt lips before him and thought to himself…I’ve made my quota for the week!

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After School

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

At exactly 3:45pm Tommy entered Miss Parsons’ classroom where he found his petite teacher busily correcting some papers…one of which he knew was his less then stellar one from the day. The lady had her head down and didn’t realize the tall boy had entered until Tommy cleared his throat, startling her a little.

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“Oh good Tommy, good,” the smiling lady said looking up. “Come in, sit sit,” she said standing and walking to her classroom door to close it behind her thin high rump.

“Let’s see if we might address what’s been distracting you this week.”

“I uh, well, I don’t know exactly where to, I mean…”

“How am I going to help you if you don’t tell me what your problem is,” the teacher said taking a seat across from her student and leaning in to pat his hand. “I didn’t ask you to stay after school as a detention, I really would like to know what’s got you so, well, so not you this past week.”

“Well,” Tommy stammered, looking down. “You know, well, girl trouble I guess.”

“You’re dating Cheryl Raints, right? Lovely girl, very bright,” Miss Parsons said and Tommy finally looked up.

“Well, yeah, Cheryl, right.”

“Is this an intimate problem Tommy?”

Once again Tommy looked to his sneakers.

“Tommy,” his teacher said and he looked up again at that slightly scolding tone he had grown to know so well. “Please, there is nothing new under the sun here. I have been teaching a long time you know.”

“You know,” Tommy tried, “she doesn’t want to, well she does but she’s…”

“Cheryl thinks she’s too young, and isn’t ready for sex?”

“Uh, no, not exactly. She wants to all right, but well, she thinks I’m too big.”

Miss Parsons smiled at the embarrassed boy and sat back.

“Well Tommy, young girls, even the most popular young girls, are inexperienced.”

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“She says I’m a freak, Miss Parsons,” Tommy suddenly blurted. “I am coming to thing no girls is ever gonna let me…” “Nonsense young man, I’m quite sure that you are a normal young man who is letting the ravings of an inexperienced young girl get the better of him,” his teacher countered.
Tommy simply looked down again.

“Tommy,” Miss Parsons said standing then. “I’m going to prove to you that Cheryl is simply inexperienced, that you are perfectly normal, not a freak as she says.”

“Stand up and show me your penis,” she said.

Tommy turned six shades of red and started to wiggle, but Miss Parsons quickly cut him off. ”Tommy please, now?” Miss Parsons said reached over and tapped his wrist as she did to all her students when she wanted to get their attention.

Tommy stood slowly fixing his teacher with his gaze.

“Let’s get this over with so you can go home, and I can go back to correcting my papers.” Like a zombie Tommy moved, unbuckling his pants, unzipping his fly. Miss Parsons stood still the entire time, her thin lips set, her little green eyes staring at his. Finally reaching into his already tenting briefs, Tommy pulled his thick cock free and it began to grow in his hand as his teacher finally, slowly, inquisitively looked down.

The short teacher actually began to tap her foot as she assessed the hardening cock before her…but the tapping soon stopped.

“Um…well,” Tommy’s teacher said getting a real good look.

Tommy was right, his cock was huge!

“See, too big right?” Tommy said manipulating his log to fullness.

“Well, to tell you the truth,” Miss Parsons said, feeling her pussy flood and a blush come to her face.

“You do have a beautiful penis,” she sighed continuing. “Yes, it is rather large, but most women would adore having their vaginas filled with such a huge erection.”

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“Miss Parsons’ you’re just saying that to make me feel better. No one wants me, or ever will.” ”Oh, Tommy, you’re so wrong,” his teacher said and sat back on her chair. “Look.”

With this the lady lifted her short skirt, rolled her pantyhose down, and pulled her panty low to show Tommy her hairy cunt. Spreading her thick thighs wide, Miss Parson’s scooted to the edge of the low wooden chair and ran a finger between her fat lips.

“See how wet I am?” she said as Tommy stood there, one hand on his raging hard-on, rocking up on his toes as he looked down at his English teacher exposing herself to him.

“Get down here and see,” the lady added and Tommy did just that, knelt in front of his teacher.

The smell of the lady’s pussy, the fact that he was so close to a pussy and a pretty, wet one at that, made the boy swoon.

“You should taste it and see,” Miss Parsons said Tommy lean in and did just that. His mouth on Miss Parson’s hairy snatch he stuck his tongue through her fur and licked her thick sweet lips.
“Now tomorrow after class you can fuck me with that, Miss Parsons instructed. “But for now…”

Tommy knew the promise of more of this woman’s pussy would certainly keep him paying attention as she pushed his face even deeper into his teacher’s hot vagina.