Conventional thought would have us believe that all women need extended foreplay — at least 30 minutes’ worth — to get anywhere near an orgasm, which may be one reason why quickies aren’t embraced more. The thinking goes that women, on average, take a lot longer to get in the mood and a lot longer to reach orgasm than men.

This isn’t actually true. Just ask any woman who masturbates on a regular basis and she’ll probably tell you that she can climax in a few minutes on her own.

Studies have now proven that during masturbation, men take an average of two to three minutes to reach orgasm, and women are right behind them at just under four minutes. That means a quickie isn’t such a bad thing after all.

Now that we know that your woman’s orgasm isn’t going to be compromised by a fast fuck, now you just have to figure out how to do it right. First is the location.

Sometimes things end up happening on the job. If you’re a chef and you’ve got a horny blond waitress on your hands, your options can be slightly limited.

Always go for a place with ample surface space. Closets aren’t good because there’s too many opportunities for hitting your funny bone.

Sex in the car is another great location, see for yourself and watch a chick get banged on a bus in this Orgasm.com video. As long as you’re parked in a dark area, like a bowling alley parking lot or a farm use driveway on a rarely used road, you shouldn’t have any disturbances.

Just remember to keep a hand towel or tissues in the car for easy clean up.

Now, for initiating your quickie sex: First, get your girl. Then pick your location. For simplicity’s sake, we’ll go with outdoor sex.

Then put her at ease with a good make out session. This is the kind of situation where pushing her up against a wall gently will turn her on.

If she is a more sensitive type, then just kiss her passionately for a few minutes and tell her how sexy she is. Make sure that any dirty talk you give her is flattering to her.

After she’s begun to respond to you, start going under her clothing. Pull up her shirt, push down her jeans or up her skirt, get her sexy parts exposed!

It’s time to pull out your cock and ask her to kiss you “down there”. Do not just push her head toward your crotch, that will dry up her pussy and piss her off.

Instead, ask sweetly if she’ll rap her sexy mouth around your lonely dick. Asking is good and making it seem like she’s doing you a favor is always a great way to have her feel comfortable.

Let her warm you up a bit, then lick your fingers and rub her pussy, getting her nice and wet. Whisper that you don’t have much time, but that you want her SO BAD. Next pull one oher legs up and start fucking her.

Get her in different positions. If you’re outside, have her standing, leaning up against something, pick her up and pound her like she’s a wash cloth and you want to get your cock sparkling clean!

Obviously some quickies are better than others. They are a great way to relieve tension before a dinner party, after a drunken night of partying or even on a coffee break at work. As long as you’re willing to do the work, quickie sex will work out for both your and your fuck buddy.

Good luck with all your sexual adventures and remember to come to orgasm.com for all of your free porn and sex advice needs.

]]> 0 http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/12/01/celebrities-and-porn/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/12/01/celebrities-and-porn/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:41:04 +0000 Chris Miller http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=6094 These days, a celebrity sex tape or porn clip is almost a right of passage in a famous person’s life. Recently it came to our attention that a new celebrity has quietly added themselves to the list.

In honor of this, orgasm.com is giving a loving tribute to sex tapes and the celebrities that made them.

First up is the lovely Paris Hilton. This sexy blonde hotel heiress made her sex tape with her former boyfriend and current asshole Rick Salomon. This seems like it could have actually been made just for fun, not for a real porn release.

Unfortunately when you make  sex tape with someone who is slightly sociopathic, you should never let them keep the tape. In 2004 One night in Paris was released and Paris Hilton became a household name like never before.

Second up is another attention whore of the highest rank at the moment. Yeah, that’s right, we’re talking about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape extravaganza!

Seriously, this was obviously made for more than just the two of them. Kim K. was wearing a bra and had her full makeup on, plus she is totally mugging for the camera the whole time.

Next on our list is a veteran sex tape actress. Gracing us like the Pope with holy water, Pamela Anderson has been nude so often in the public eye, that she actually kind of looks weird with clothes on.

Who has Pamela had sex tapes with? There is Bret Michael who got his rocks of love off with her while the cameras rolled. Plus by now we’re all familiar with Tommy Lee and his horse like cock.

Next up is the British bombshell Jordan, aka Katie Price. Miss Price was quite the stunner back in the day and she made sure that everyone got a look at the goods.

In the late nineties a sex tape was released after her flat was broken into. Funny that she didn’t sue when the porn was put on the internet…

The wrestler Chyna has been showing her wares for some time in free porn online. Sure she’s a little too fit for some and her clit looks like a dick, but still…she’ll get naked and have sex on camera.

Yes, that is what you think it is in between her legs. Some guys think that’s hot though, so don’t judge! Also, they say that if you have a dick, you know how to suck one better.

Now for the newest member to the celebrity sex tape team. No, it’s not (sad face) Scarlett Johannson or Mila Kunis. Actually it’s not even a woman.

No, the most recent celebrity to jump into the porn world is none other than Jackass’s Bam Margera. Here he is with his ridiculously good looking girlfriend Missy Rothenstein.

Bam actually volunteered his dick for the porno Fantastic Whores 4, also starring Kara Novak, Gina Lynn and Stephanie Sage. Here is a glamourous photo of Bam Margera’s dick.

So far Bam has only dipped his dick into the porn world once. We’ll see what he does in the future. That’s it for today folks.

If anyone out there has a lead on a celebrity sex tape, feel free to drop us a line. To wipe that dick out of your mind, here are two girls kissing. Enjoy.

More and more news sources are discovering that when politicians rally against porn, it’s because they are avid viewers themselves.

It’s sad that we put such impossible standards on our political figures. In order to lower the bar, orgasm.com has decided to celebrate the politicians that look like porn stars.

First on the list is the lovely Sarah Palin. For those who don’t own televisions, computers or know how to read newspapers, Palin was a V.P. candidate for the Republican party back when McCain was trying to beat Obama. This mama grizzly lost in politics but continues to win big in reality television.

Her pornstar look-a-like is the stunner Lisa Ann, who became famous for “Banging Palin” and many girl on girl adult films.

Moving on is Michelle Bachmann. She is this year’s Palin and is a big Tea Party slut. Her husband is famous for being “not gay”.

Desi Foxx is a 51 year old porn star who shares many features with Bachmann. She enjoys sucking cock, while Michelle likes wieners. even with that difference, we think they could be twins.

Next up is the handsome Rick Perry, who also loves sticking meat in his mouth. Perry is trying to run for president, which means he should probably stop eating hot dogs in public.

His gay porn counterpart is the handsome Jason Ridge. Maybe the two of them can shake hands in an undisclosed location, perhaps in a sauna or poolside.

John McCain has taken a step back from politics lately, but there was a time when he could have been president of America. Unfortunately at age seventy five, the voters thought he was just too old.

Just like John McCain was a little aged for politics, his pornstar mirror image Dave Cummings is a dirty old man as well. Cummings is seventy one years young and he didn’t even start porn until he was fifty five.

Toronto’s mayor Rob Ford is fast gaining an international name for himself as the most hated politician in Canada.

Ford is known for his verbal abuse of 911 operators, breaking the law, then lying about it (and finally admitting it when incriminating camera footage came out) and total neglect for all of his mayoral duties.

Dick Nasty is a slimmer version of Rob Ford, he’s a 55 year old porn star and has more brains in his cock than Ford will ever have in his head.

Last but not least is the commander and chief, the one the only, Barack Obama. The guy who every FOX television reporter has accidentally called “Osama” at least once. God bless America.

Obama’s double (gang) banger is a multi ethnic porn actor of the highest caliber. Guy Desilva starred in “Obama’s XXX Stimulus Package”.

Thanks for reading folks, and if anyone has a picture of Rick Santorum’s (hopefully gay) porn look-a-like, feel free to let us know.

Recently orgasm.com discovered that adult actors are not deflated (yet) at the end of every shoot and shoved in a box along with the lighting equipment.

The investigators at orgasm.com have done their research (thanks twitter) and have struck gold, dirt and silicone for our beloved porn blog readers.

It might seem that the professional cock suckers of the world would go home and do copious amounts of “Pepsi” every night, but shockingly most have lives similar to our own.

Let’s take a look at a few twitter quotes from our favorite human jizz drop cloths.

This tweet is from broad bottomed Alexis Texas “getting ready to snowboard for the first time ever!!! I’m so excited I just hope my big butt eases my fall”.

Being with horses is a favorite amongst the dick rides. Michelle Maylene loves to grind her crotch against a leather saddle instead of a leathery stomach on her days off.

Maylene tweeted this while being near a horse cock. “Just went horse back riding in the rain!!! It was amazing! I fell off the horse!” It’s harder to be the rider, than the ridden.

Some sex stars are more predictable with their off time enjoyment. Marie Luv makes time for manicures and pedicures. She also keeps an eye out for other attention whores.

Here’s her tweet ” So I got a pedi and filmed it! You can see her camel toe! Lol now for my hands!” Well said Marie, and the toes are beautiful.

Finally is the multi talented, Sasha Grey. Grey has it going on, inside and out of porn. She’s done mainstream acting gigs, modeling and is fast becoming a respected DJ.

What’s really hot about the saucy Sasha is that she loves sports, football in particular. Here’s the tweet  that sealed the deal on her awesomeness.”First weekend back in time for football”.

Doesn’t sound like much, but there have been others professing her love for the pig skin.

Because of the lives of pornstars like Sasha Grey, men can continue to dream of meeting hot girls who love football.

God bless America, and all the hot, drunken college girls kissing! Let’s explore why exactly girl on girl action is sooooo great.

If I was given a choice between a cheeseburger or watching two girls making out, even if I hadn’t eaten all day, I’d pick the girls. Why? Well….shit, because a burger can wait.

Lets look at some of the well known facts. Girls are hot. Sex is fun to watch. When you put the two together minus the hairy (or waxed) twig and berries of some dude who is not you…you get a good solid free porn viewing experience.

That’s not necessarily enough to explain the massive demand for the lady finger porn going on these days though. So what the fuck?

This might shock you but…girl on girl porn is also a favorite among…girls! Even straight (but obviously not narrow) women love seeing girls play hide the hand.

Another reason lesbian porn has become so popular could be for the tutorials. I know that our blog just has a “Eat pussy like a porn star” article.

But for all the sad sacks out there who haven’t found that article yet, maybe they’re taking some cookie munching tips from the girls?

Those girls really do look like they know how to get each other off. Still…there might be something else at play here. I don’t know about you, but while I was busy hiding my boner behind my gym bag in middle school, most girls I know were having “slumber parties”.

The shit that went down at those parties was always a mystery to me, but my cock always told me that they were comparing breasts and practicing kissing.

They could have been learning taxidermy for all I’ll ever know. There is still a touch of that forbidden feeling when I get to see girls going at it though. Maybe it’s the same for you.

Just like the mystery of why women coo at puppies, the possible reason for the love of lady box lickers are endless. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. Girl on girl porn is good and isn’t going anywhere.

The question is, which area should you blast? If you’re with a new girl, who knows where she’ll want it. Really though, it’s your load, the decision is ultimately yours. Let’s take a look at your options.

If you’re going to color that girl with your cream paint, better decide where to do it. A good hot load on the ass or lower back is a quality place to get started.

This is a great stand by when you’re just getting to know a girl. She doesn’t have to look at your beautiful mess, but you get the satisfaction of seeing it all over her ass.

Moving on is the fantastic tits trickle. Dripping that man yogurt on her ta ta’s is pretty fucking awesome.

Not only does it look hot, but by straddling a woman’s chest, you get to watch her squirm while you do the deed. That brings back those happy cave man feelings.

Next is the special secret spunking. That’s the kind of cumming that you do with a girl you’ve know for a while, trusted and tested.

Yeah dude, it’s the cum in pussy or ass shot. The comfort a guy gets from cumming inside of a woman’s warm hole…well it’s as close as you’ll ever get to being inside the womb again.

Finally it’s the cum facial. Spraying hot noodles onto a sexy face is like getting a hundred buck and being sent into the candy store. Some girls say they really like getting shot in the face, maybe it’s true – click here to see Missy loving it!

Either way though, once and a while, if a woman is going to stick around in a guy’s life, she’s got to put on a brave face and smile for the cock camera.

So…what’s the best place for a cum shot? Any place you want!

Some times people can struggle with allergies or irritations caused by their condoms or other safety supplies. Latex allergies or sensitivities can grow over time even in people who have never had them before. One need not have been born with such a condition. Also, condoms with spermacide on them may cause irritation in both men and women because they can dry out or irritate the sensitive tissues and mucous membranes. Such people should avoid spermacides and consider other secondary forms of birth control if necessary.

Of course one common problem occurs when a man loses his erection while wearing a condom. This is sometimes unavoidable. A good thing to do is just to work around it, enjoy other kinds of fucking and pleasure like this on Orgasm.com and in time the erection will likely return. Men who have this as a chronic issue can practice masturbating in a condom until they get used to the sensation. Some of the most successful adult dating is among those who have free sex lives which contain many activities other than simple penis in vagina fucking.

One possible alternative is also to consider female condoms which can alleviate some issues. These are inserted like a tunnel into the woman’s genitals and then the man thrusts his cock inside, so he is not wearing them. Some women enjoy the sensations they create on their clitoris too.

This new study is trying to convince the world of the first argument – that there is no evolutionary evidence to explain a female orgasm.  To them I say, suck a cock.  As a women I cannot believe that we only orgasm because a man does.  Women are just as much of a sexual being as a man, if not more so by our ability to give life.

What about the scientific evidence to that shows how the cervix sucks up the sperm when a woman is cumming, therefore, increasing her fertility chances.  This is the basis for Karma Sutra in India.  They want to make sex as pleasurable for the woman as it is for the man to ensure orgasm and increase fertility.

Also, at least in my reasoning, the more chance for orgasm, the more reason to even have sex.  I know that the more I cum, the more I want to have sex.  This is the same theory for a man.  Why else would a guy want to fuck?  Our bodies give us the physical payoff to ensure that we continue having sex and there continues the whole goddamn human race.

Why do you think ladies choose not to continually fuck somebody who’s bad in bed?  They want a partner that will satisfy them, which will in turn spread his seed over the guy who sucks in the sack.  It’s all about survival of the fittest and the female orgasm gets to be the judge and jury.

It seems to me this is a debate full of why why why.  When really we should be focusing on how how how.  Why do they care why we orgasm?  They should be focusing on how to make us orgasm because I know a lot of guys that could use a brush up lesson or two.

The problem is that for some guys the gate doesn’t reopen and allow the blood to leave and thus his dick stays hard, painfully so. This can not only be painful but also threatening to his health. The reason this condition is called Priapism is because it’s roots go back to ancient Rome and the Roman god Priapus. Priapus was a fertility deity who was always pictured as possessing an enormous and always erect penis. They would honor him with various statues and always with his enormous package showing for all the world to see. Imagine seeing a statue of a nude man with a humongous engorged dick and his stony hands stroking it and brandishing it luridly in a public area. Imagine the tops of fences, or hand rails shaped in the form of the head of a penis. Imagine it being considered good luck to rub the cock before entering or leaving a building. In today’s world this would clearly be considered Porn but in their world it was considered almost holy and sacred. It certainly wasn’t looked at as Porn or dirty in any way.

There were statues of people copulating and other things which to our modern sensibilities would easily fit the definition yet for them it wasn’t the act, but rather the light within which the act was shown. Some today would agree, but most just call it porn.

The writer isn’t always getting their jollies writing about cock and pussy all the time. They’re constructing sentences and forming literary movement and paying attention to grammatical flow. They edit and rewrite and sound things out. In short, it becomes a job just like any other writing gig they might receive. It’s a job and they have to deliver a professional product to it’s destination. They can’t skimp and they can’t turn in a half baked job to their boss or their editor. They’re likely to receive at best a reprimand and at worse, they’re looking for a new job. That hot steamy story you just read about porn star April O’Neil was probably approached very clinically by the writer who’s only joy came from their editor with a pat on the back and a good job, then it was on to the next project. Now this doesn’t go to say that writers don’t get any enjoyment or arousal out of what they write but any joy comes secondary to the job.

It is a job, and that job demands concentration and professionalism so these obligations have to be met first before they can, like you, sit back and enjoy what they read. There are hazards also that have to be watched for. It doesn’t do your writer any good to have their characters getting into some game of twister where the sexual positions are pushing the boundaries of anatomical possibility you see. If Jack is going to be doing Jill then the writer has to answer a few questions first. Does the action flow smoothly? Is it realistic? Would real people do these things or find them pleasurable? Only after these questions have been answered can your writer turn to the joy.