I’m seeing this girl. She’s nice. She’s got a good head on her shoulders, which is rare for me because the women I usually frequent are bat-shit. I’m not an idiot. I know that I’m naturally drawn to fucked up chicks and I’m trying to break the habit. The problem with dating tame girls is that they don’t always let you do stuff that you’d see in your favorite XXX clips like a dutch fuck. What’s a dutch fuck you ask? Well dear readers, continue after the jump and find out.
