You know who has a nice pussy? Free sex starlet Carli Banks. Actually most porn stars have great clam huts. You’d have a beautiful vag too if your job was to get it fucked by giant dicks all day like teenaged Kat in this video. Anyway, without further ado, here’s the list of slang terms for pussy:

axe, hachet  wound, ass mate, bearded oyster, beaver, beef curtains, bikini bizkit, Boston creampie, California angel, Chesapeake Bay, cock holster, cooter, cookie, cherry pop, cat flaps, cha-cha, cho-cha, chuff, furburger, grumble, hairy goblet, honey pot, honeysuckle, hooch, hush puppy, muff, mud flaps, Maryland clam, panty hampster, passion fruit, pink taco, poonany, poontang, southern belle, south, taco, tongue magnet, velcro triangle, vertical bacon sandwich, vertical smile, wonder down under

Each pussy is like a snowflake. There are different makes and models. Here’s some XXX slang to describe a giant snatch: the grand canyon, the great divide, horse’s collar, clown’s pocket, cathedral

Sometimes pussies are tiny and they can be known as: mouse ear, eye of a needle, Little Bo Pussy, mini-meat