Well, the hotel owner decided the best book for his establishment was Fifty Shades of Grey. Yup, E.L. James’ New York Times bestselling BDSM erotica will soon be in all 40 guest room night tables. Guests will now be able to curl up with some soft core porn reading before bed.

The local vicar has publicly denounced the move, calling it a gimmick. Other than the vicar, reports state that feedback within the UK is generally favorable. Meanwhile, the hotel owner has apparently been receiving more than a few emails from the US quoting scripture and even threatening him. Apparently, we just can’t handle porn on our side of the Atlantic.

Either way, I know where I’ll be staying next time I visit the United Kingdom.

So what is Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, for starters, it’s a book. Yes, with words. We know, we know…reading is so hard. However, that hasn’t stopped women from jumping all over it like a fat kid on smarties. In fact, some people are even referring to it as “mommy porn” because it’s been so popular with women.

What is this crazy book about? In a word: sex. It describes the BDSM relationship between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. She’s a young college graduate and he’s a billionaire. They have sex. Lots and lots of sex. The sex is described in great detail and housewives are eating it up.

Why do we care about this? More importantly: why should you care about Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, because if this book is any indication, your wife/girlfriend/friendly neighborhood fuck buddy (Hi Gladys!) may just have some naughty fantasies up her sleeve that she’s not telling you about. Yup, just think about it: she could be fantasizing about you taking her roughly from behind and you don’t even know about it.