It’s a new year and it’s going to be a new you! We all know that people are always making those generic, over done New Year’s resolutions like loosing weight, eating healthy and saving money. And while, sure those are some pretty important things to improve on, but to be honest, there is nothing more important than the sexual relationships we have in our lives and improving those.
Not all of us have those freaky sex lives of those people that we see on free porn, but if you want to add a little raunchiness in your life, then follow some of these 15 totally do-able New Year’s resolutions.
1. Ask for what you want: if you want your girl to start giving you more blow jobs, then simply ask her.
2. Keep learning new things: if you want to keep things spicy in the bedroom then you’re going to need to learn new tricks.
3. Let go of shame: don’t be afraid of who and what you are. Being comfortable in your own skin is the sexiest thing you can do to attract woman.
4. Be a stickler about safer sex: would you rather have great sex on a regular basis or not be able to have sex at all because of one stupid mistake?
5. Go for quality rather than quantity: sure, it’s great to have tons of fuck buddies when you’re in college, but as you get older and the years go by, the relationships are often more important than the sex.
6. Don’t hold grudges: bottom line, life is too short to hold grudges.
7. Believe in love and lust at first sight: there is nothing more satisfying than those initial butterflies in the stomach feeling.
8. Think outside the box: there is nothing better than doing things different in the bedroom.
9. Consider all the possibilities of house hold items: this won’t only help your wallet, but will also add a lot of zest to your sex life.
10. Drop the routine: change up things in order to make your life more exciting and something to look forward to.
11. Complain less: if your dick is working properly then there is nothing to complain about.
12. Compliment more: we all know women want to be complimented so if you want them in the sack then you need to do just that.
13. Send more dirty texts: as long you’re not as stupid as Brett Favre, then send as many dirty texts as your cell phone plan allows for.
14. Make out like you did in high school: it’s a proven fact that making out releases tons of feel good endorphins.
15. Watch less TV: unless it’s porn of course.