Orgasm.com » big dick http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog Orgasm Free Porn Blog Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Michael Bay’s Massive Unit http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/17/michael-bays-massive-unit/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/10/17/michael-bays-massive-unit/#comments Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:01:06 +0000 Stacey Kindle http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9372 Michael Bay has created some of the biggest blockbuster films in Hollywood history including The Rock, Bad Boys, and the Transformers franchise. But there’s one blockbuster that the public doesn’t know too much about: his huge dick! Yes, that’s right! Inconspicuous Michael Bay has perhaps the biggest dick in all of Hollywood and if the reports are true he could rival any male porn star for shear massiveness!

So how do we know this? Well, we haven’t seen it, however, several porn stars including porn veterans Houston and Rebecca Bardoux have. They have both claimed that it was so massive that it scared Bay himself!

Despite this, he is also known as a cheapskate that rarely likes paying for his date’s dinners. That and the fact he has threatened to sue anyone (and that includes porn stars) that claim to have slept with him. We at Orgasm.com wonder how he hides his massive member so well? And why would he want to keep the fact that he has a massive member under wraps?

Well, I guess he follows the old saying: Speak softly and carry a big stick!

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Jon Hamm’s Ham http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/20/jon-hamms-ham-2/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/09/20/jon-hamms-ham-2/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:26:06 +0000 Stacey Kindle http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9255 Have you guys ever watched Mad Men? If your answer to this question then you need to drop everything and get on that! If your answer is yes to this question then you know that Don Draper is a total sex pot who every man wants to be and every chick wants to fuck. That hair, those suits, the swagger, he’s got the complete package and Jon Hamm (the actor who plays Draper) is nothing but a sex pot himself, pre and post Don Draper, it doesn’t matter.

I have always fantasized about getting it on with Jon Hamm, and I mean really getting it on. You know, one of those hot and steamy fuck sessions where you lose control of all your inhibitions and her makes you orgasm over and over again, okay I’ll stop there, I’m sure you get the point.

Anyway, one day I was browsing the internet and I came across THIS:

At first I couldn’t believe my eyes. All of these thoughts started running through my head. In our love making fantasies Jon Hamm had a big/perfect dick and this beautiful picture confirmed my hypothesis about Jon Hamm’s member. HE DOES HAVE A BIG/PERFECT DICK and I can see it’s beautiful outline right through his pants.

So not only was it confirmed that Jon’s cock is perfect, but we also now know that he is a firm supporter of going commando. In which the rest of the world is probably totally fine with, but you would think it would be kind of uncomfortable for a guy with something of such epic proportions waggling between his legs all damn day.

But hey, to each his own. And let me get one thing straight, I am NOT complaining. In fact, I couldn’t be happier.

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