Well, the hotel owner decided the best book for his establishment was Fifty Shades of Grey. Yup, E.L. James’ New York Times bestselling BDSM erotica will soon be in all 40 guest room night tables. Guests will now be able to curl up with some soft core porn reading before bed.

The local vicar has publicly denounced the move, calling it a gimmick. Other than the vicar, reports state that feedback within the UK is generally favorable. Meanwhile, the hotel owner has apparently been receiving more than a few emails from the US quoting scripture and even threatening him. Apparently, we just can’t handle porn on our side of the Atlantic.

Either way, I know where I’ll be staying next time I visit the United Kingdom.

So what is Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, for starters, it’s a book. Yes, with words. We know, we know…reading is so hard. However, that hasn’t stopped women from jumping all over it like a fat kid on smarties. In fact, some people are even referring to it as “mommy porn” because it’s been so popular with women.

What is this crazy book about? In a word: sex. It describes the BDSM relationship between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. She’s a young college graduate and he’s a billionaire. They have sex. Lots and lots of sex. The sex is described in great detail and housewives are eating it up.

Why do we care about this? More importantly: why should you care about Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, because if this book is any indication, your wife/girlfriend/friendly neighborhood fuck buddy (Hi Gladys!) may just have some naughty fantasies up her sleeve that she’s not telling you about. Yup, just think about it: she could be fantasizing about you taking her roughly from behind and you don’t even know about it.

Uh oh. The morality police have been at it again. The War on Illegal Pornography (WOIP) group have apparently gotten their panties all in a twist about the discount website Groupon. You see, Groupon recently offered discounted tour coupons for the San Francisco Armory.

What’s the San Francisco Armory got to do with porn? Everything. In 2006 the Armory was purchased by the owners of Kink.com (the same people who brought us the lovely Fucking Machines studio) and is the headquarters for all things kinky, bondage, BDSM and porn related.

Of course, the Armory is also a historical building and the good people at Kink.com have been offering historic tours of both the building and the company’s porn sets. In fact, twice this year they’ve offered those tour tickets at a discounted price via Groupon. While WOIP is running a ridiculous boycott, Groupon has wisely chosen to side with the porn world, arguing that “this business has proven to be a responsible member of their community and the tour offered in this deal is historical and informational in nature”. In fact, plenty of people have been coming out in support of Kink.com and BDSM porn and we’d like to join them.

]]> 0 http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/25/convince-her-to-let-you-tie-her-up/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/04/25/convince-her-to-let-you-tie-her-up/#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:28:27 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7421 By now we’ve all seen bondage. Hell, BDSM is practically mainstream at this point! Maybe we caught ourselves watching Secretary. Maybe we fell down the rabbit hole of watching videos from Fucking Machines. However it happened, bondage is here and we’re interested.

So how do we convince women to let us do it to them? Well, first of all, don’t start with Japanese-style rope bondage suspensions. A) You don’t know how to do them. B) You’re going to scare your girl shitless. If you really want to get your kink on, you’re going to have to start small. Start with introducing silk scarves and blindfolds into the bedroom.

Once you’ve got her interested, it’s time to up the ante. Feel free to introduce some rougher sex. Bare handed spanking can be a great way to introduce her to things like floggers, paddles, and canes down the road. Again, you have to start small.

Before you know it you’ll have her calling you sir and begging for more.

If you don’t read the newspaper (maybe you don’t, it’s not 1992, everything is online now), or don’t own a television, here’s a backstory on this new thing called mommy porn. EL James (no relation to PD or that French Bagel Henry James) wrote some Twilight fan fiction a few years back. It was posted on a Twilight fan site, publishers got wind of it, told James to change the names of the characters and Fifty Shades Of Grey was born.

The book and the two others that followed suit, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed are real bodice rippers. They feature elements of hardcore BDSM. Makes sense, because if you watch those Twilight films you really want to beat that jacked 17 year old werewolf kid until he cries. His face weirds me out.

I’m hoping the film version of this mommy porn is as XXX as the books. Not that I would know, I haven’t read them. I don’t read porn, I watch it like every other red-blooded American male. Especially MILF stuff starring Vicky Vette.

Bondage is defined as the use of restraints/devices for the sexual pleasure of the people involved. I’m sure you’ve all seen a free HD porn video that features someone tied up and loving it. The parties involved may sometimes look like extras in a Marilyn Manson video or they resemble the girl next door who just happened to stumble upon a rope and ball gag. The most important thing to remember before you engage in XXX play involving ropes, chains and other erotic stimulants is to come up with a safeword. A safeword is a term that you and your partner agree on that indicates the BDSM has taken a turn for the worse. Or maybe you have to pee and need your lover to untie you. My safeword would be “umpire” because that’s the person who calls you safe when you’re running the bases. If I was feeling adventurous I’d use “Ice La Fox” as my safeword because I just watched a free HD porn clip with her in it and it’s still fresh in my mind.

In bondage sex there’s always a submissive (sub) and a dominant (dom). Each plays a specific role in BDSM play. The submissive is the one who takes a subordinate position and is usually the one tied up, gagged etc. The dominant is in a superior position and is the one who administers the light whipping, erotic tickling and whatever else XXX inspired sex play they can think of.

Remember, when engaging in BDSM have fun with it, enjoy the sex and for the love of ball gags, be safe!

Today, your favorite free porn blog is going to show you how to introduce your BDSM fetish to someone new.

So you’re a fan of the whip. Good for you! Now, how the hell are you going to bring it up to that new girl you’re dating?The best way is to start is with the light stuff. No, you don’t have to get feather or silk, you want her in a collar before next year for crying out loud.

Go with some fur covered hand cuffs to start. The next time you’re going at it in the bedroom whisper in her ear that you want to tie her to the bed. In the beginning always ask when it comes to restraining her. This is pretty tame so she should say yes.

If she takes that in stride then you can move onto smacking her ass while you’re fucking her in cuffs. Make sure to smack a little harder than just a love tap, this will test how she’ll handle heavier stuff.

If she complains, ask her if she wants you to stop, if she says yes, stop. That will re-enforce that she always has the control to stop things when she’s not feeling it. If she says to keep going, you might have a winner on your hands.

Sex toys are next on the menu. Tell her you’ve got a special treat for her. Then, with her permission, handcuff her to a chair and start teasing her with a vibrator. Put some clothespins on her nipples, if she balks, take the vibrator away.

Wait a beat, then try again and if she lets you this time, tease the vibrator on her pussy till she cums. This is great training. Most people who are getting off without having to do anything but endure a tiny bit of pain are going to become more open to a little bit of S&M.

Now that you’ve got her being spanked, clothes pinned, vibrator tortured and handcuffed on a regular basis, you can go ahead and bring out the dog collar and whip. By this point she should know what you’re into and it will now just be a matter of setting the boundaries of your bondage and BDSM play.

Creating the boundaries are important. If you don’t want a policeman knocking at your door, never cross her line. If you follow these simple steps you’ll be dragging your new slave down to the dungeon in no time!

Happy hog tying!

As technology continues to make the tools necessary to create adult video more accessible to everyone, so too does porn grow more diverse. Today niche web sites and video on demand web stores allow us to enjoy almost any fetish or taste, from anal sex to groups to body worship or BDSM. No matter what our tastes there is something out there to satisfy them. One growing part of the adult industry are the growing numbers of bisexual sex videos. Now, lesbian pornography has been around for some time. Though most is geared toward straight male viewers, there has been plenty of girl girl action to be enjoyed. Like wise, the two girl three some is such a common fantasy today that there are a wide variety of erotic films geared toward that subject matter, the menage a trois.

However the field is diversifying even more with the addition of male bisexuality to its selections. In these films, two men and one or more girls get to have sex, and the combinations can be thrilling and spicy for those interested in this kind of thing. As a growing number of porn stars become open to this cross over sex, the options will grow even more in time. Some of the first films in this field feature plots where a man is reluctantly tricked into having sex with another man, coerced into it by their woman or led into it out of curiosity. But now as in so much x-rated media the plots are falling by the way side in favor of good old hard and fast fucking. Just think of the possibilities — two cocks in one girl’s mouth or one at each end. One man can lick both cock and cunt while the fucking of that cunt commences with vigor, wetness everywhere flowing.

What fetishes will the adult industry cater too next? Only the future can tell us what exciting ways we’ll orgasm tomorrow.

The rise of sex video on the Internet coincided with the modern era of broad bandwidth in the United States of America. Now that computer technology along with the fat pipes provided by cable modems allow people to watch streaming or even live video with ease from the comfort of their homes, a renaissance in free porn has occurred. No matted what ones tastes or fetishes for fucking, whether one is into vanilla sex in amateur video or hardcore fucking and BDSM porn there is something out there for everyone.

Never before have so many options been available. One can even watch live events on many websites or get solo sessions with web cam porn stars who are happy to act out whatever fetish one desires and will give real orgasms on command for the sex hungry horny viewer. Never before have the options been so varied for the masturbater or the couple who shares porn together in their bedrooms.

Certainly blindfolds can provide a thrill for those engaged in practices of dominance and submission, or D and S, which is where they are most often seen in porno films. The reason that porn stars

Even without BDSM, many people enjoy the addition of blindfolds to their open and free sex lives. Outside of BDSM this is sometimes referred to as sensation play. The removal of one sense makes others more acute feeling, so touch is extremely appealing when one cannot see, along with smell and sound and others like taste. Two lovers can even both wear blind folds when playing together, so that both are on equal footing and must explore each other blindly with their hands and other body parts. Blindfolds can be fun for anyone adventurous.