Looking for something really special to do? Then jump on a plane this heartsday and check out a bonerfide Detroit Valentines staple: The Dirty Show!

Celebrating its 10th year, this erotic arts exhibition will take place February 12 – 20th at Bert’s Warehouse Theater in Detroit, Michigan. Already recognized as the largest of its kind, the show’s mission is to promote, publish and propagate erotic art in all forms. And promote it does. Want to smoke from a vagina pipe? See Clive Barker’s other fetishistic side? Count nipples? It’s all there, dressed up in slick latex or dressed down to nearly nothing at all.

In fact, the only problem with the show is that it’s so much fun watching people, you might just miss it! Where else will you find the biggest collection of pervs a populated metropolis can offer? The Dirty Show!

So screw the fancy restaurant. Get your tickets and book the flight.