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The ABCs of Stripping

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Stripping has come out of the closet and into the bedrooms of the mainstream. Stripping has begun to find its way into local exercise studios and even into our very own living rooms. So, why is that stripping has shed its former stereotypes? People have begun to realize that it’s sexy.

It isn’t rocket science, yet most people believe that the notion of stripping entails doing blow off a hard cock and end the show with a lesbian act. However, stripping can be as simple as dancing for your lover and taking off your clothes. Even wearing clothes that are sexier is an act of stripping, or burlesque if you will.

The art of the striptease has been around for a long time. Burlesque was once a humorous, theatrical form of entertainment which was comprised of taking off ones clothes. The modern day nude-bars take this entertainment to the next level, making it a hyper sexualized alternative.

The environment that stripping has been confined to has given it some nasty preconceived notions. The art of stripping itself is all about one of the sexiest traits of all – confidence. Nothing is sexier than a partner whom is self confident and not afraid to show it. Stripping has come out of the club and into the backyard of many, captivating us with the ability to harness our own sexual powers.

If you think you can’t, give yourself a slap on that fine ass of yours and think again. Its as easy as reciting your ABCs!

A – Attitude

A stripper has to have an attitude that makes the viewer feel like ripping their clothes off as well. You could be wearing a a paper bag and toilet paper, as long as you have a sexy style, your viewer will be dying for more.

B – Body

A lot of people have issues with their bodies – many say that it isn’t good enough to strip. You need to realize that your partner loves your body, and you should too. We all have certain insecurities that are almost always unwarranted. There is no reason you shouldn’t strive to be confident of your body, and want to strut your sexy ass.

C – Costume

Men like to see a little creative endeavor involving tits and ass any day of the week, and a costume can be one way of changing it up. A role like a nurse or french maid will make his cock so hard, and his pants will rip off from sheer sexiness. If you want to try something a little more original that caters to his tastes, he’ll be happy to come home and see you dressed up like his favorite tele-tubby.

The Truth About Strippers

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Strippers tend to have a stigma attached to their profession that is far from the truth. Most of us want to believe that strippers are drug addled nymphomaniacs who are only able to grip a pole on and off the stage.

A study done by the University of Leeds in Britain is challenging the status quo that is largely composed of stereotypes. Over 300 strippers took part in the survey being conducted by researchers, and they have uncovered some surprising information that would illuminate the reasons why a woman would want to dance naked for a living. Some of the findings are expected in the industry, though other facts have been revealed that might make you think twice about getting a lap dance.

They’re Educated

One of the most surprising findings was that a quarter of the ladies surveyed had a university degree. Nearly twenty percent of the dancers are using money to fund further education while completing undergrad or postgrad degrees. Some university graduates, particularly art degrees, had trouble finding work and turned to stripping as a way to sustain themselves while they continue their careers. Instead of a minimum wage job, these girls make fucking bank.

They don’t just get naked

The obvious job that strippers have is taking their clothes off, however researchers have heard from almost all the ladies that 80 percent of the job requires an ability to sell themselves. The ability to talk to their customers is what separates a good stripper from a great one. To take home the most cash while doing the least work requires some smooth talking.

They like their job

The large majority of the strippers said that they were legitimately happy with their jobs. This satisfaction rate confronts the idea that all strippers live miserable lives – full of sexual abuse and desperation. The study found that the flexibility and variables accompanying the major benefits of the job greatly outweighed the negative attributes.

They were not forced

Perhaps the largest negative stereotype of stripping is the fact most men believe they were forced into the occupation. The study found that almost all the women made decisions to become a stripper, and found that the income and flexibility of the job were benefits that made the position attractive. Most dancers make hundreds a night, simply flaunting their tits and ass to horny men. Strippers spend few hours working, make much more money and tend to find an establishment that treats them well.

Is Your Sexual Conditioning Where It Needs To Be?

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Picture this: you’re behind a hot chick, pounding away doggy-style. She’s moaning and asking for it harder, but you feel like you’re ready to cum. So what do you do? Do you pull out and blow your load all over her waiting ass, or do you suck it up and pound the crap out of her like a man until she gets off, and then make sure you get off yourself?

What most would do in this situation depends on their physical condition. Therein lies a dilemma: most of America is fat and out of shape, meaning that most of America would be a crappy lay. Even being minimally fit these days would put you ahead of the curve when it comes to fucking.

So which would you rather be? The guy who shoots too early, or the stud that fucks like an internet porn sensation? I’d recommend becoming the latter, and it all starts with solid fundamental groundwork. Try some pushups and sit-ups followed by cardio to increase your thrust rate during sex. Falling prey to stroke management isn’t worth it.

Most men know their limitations but fail to ask – what if I didn’t have any limitations? A little bit of exercise is worth getting the chance to fuck your girl as you’re standing, or spanking her ass as you pound her from behind. Hell, you might get her so excited that she asks you to jizz on her face.

Stranger things have been known to happen.

How To Achieve The Ultimate Orgasm

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Perhaps you’ve never had an orgasm, or perhaps you cum several times a day. Either way, there’s always room for improvement, and this is true of sex as much as it is of Wii bowling or ping pong (and trust us, North Americans suck at ping pong). We’re not talking quantity here, we’re talking quality – which can be hard to come by with orgasms (and require a lot of work). Some folks go years before discovering that they’ve been missing earth shattering pleasure, so read on so you don’t miss out!

Let’s start with the ladies. There’s a lot of misinformation out there about women reaching climax, so our first piece of advice is to take control. Men don’t just lie down and hope to achieve orgasm, and women shouldn’t either. Just as men generally find a thrusting rhythm that suits them during sex, most women need to put pressure on their clitoris by rotating their pelvis against their partner and finding a rhythm that suits their needs.

To do this, it’s helpful to start with pelvic exercises to strengthen your core. It’s key to note that pelvic rotation, with the woman on top while fucking, stimulates the G-Spot – which is very close to the urethra. So relax, forget about climaxing simultaneously, and even let yourself squirt if you feel it coming.

As for the boys, it’s pretty easy to tell if you’ve achieved climax. But what about a better climax? For most men, prostate stimulation is the key to reaching your orgasm potential. Start with a finger in your ass and move on to a butt plug while you’re fucking – it may be uncomfortable at first, however once you feel your orgasm spread through your entire body instead of being localized to your cock you’ll want to thank us.

So there you have it, a couple of tips to start you on the road towards mind blowing orgasms. If these tips work for you, let us hear about it in the comments section below!

Daddy’s Little Slut: Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter in Porn

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Remember that scene in The Matrix where Laurence Fishburne gives Keanu Reeves the option of taking the red or blue pill. The red pill was the one that showed you the reality behind the illusion of the Matrix. Right now I bet Fishburne is wishing he could take the blue pill, several blue pills in fact, because he isn’t enjoying reality very much now that his daughter has made a hardcore porn movie.

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in The Matrix, when he said, “Whoa!”

As in ‘Whoa, check out that ass!. Some pics released from the film show the barely legal Montana Fishburne showing off her booty, and I, for one, must give it a review of one cock up, way up.

While some aspiring actresses get their inspiration from Meryl Strip, I mean Streep, Montana has been influenced by non other than role model for young sluts everywhere, Kim Kardashian, who rose to fame by being in a sex tape. It so happens the same company, Vivid Entertainment, that distributed the Kardashian sex-tragavana, as well as former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson’s infamous sex tape, is also handling the release of the Montana Fishburne video. So she’s in good company, you could say.

Montana has specifically said that Kardashian was her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Her father, the oscar nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, probably wouldn’t mind having a word with Kardashian right about now.

Montana has not spoken to her father since news of the video was released, but says that she hears from relatives that her father is “upset.” Gee, you think he would have a sense of humor about seeing his teenage daughter show off her cock sucking skills to the world.

In response to her father’s potential reaction, Montana said “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

Sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but you’re Dad is never going to say to his friends, ‘look at how well my little girl takes a cream pie, I’m so proud of her.’ Not in this reality anyway.

Porn King Mike John Unveils New Peep Show

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Famed XXX director Mike John is at it again with his latest “Peep Show” installment.

“Peep Show 4″ features Vanessa Leon, Carmen McCarthy, Kylee Reese, Gracie Glam, Roxy Reed and Andy San Dimas – all hand picked by John himself.

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