The question is, which area should you blast? If you’re with a new girl, who knows where she’ll want it. Really though, it’s your load, the decision is ultimately yours. Let’s take a look at your options.

If you’re going to color that girl with your cream paint, better decide where to do it. A good hot load on the ass or lower back is a quality place to get started.

This is a great stand by when you’re just getting to know a girl. She doesn’t have to look at your beautiful mess, but you get the satisfaction of seeing it all over her ass.

Moving on is the fantastic tits trickle. Dripping that man yogurt on her ta ta’s is pretty fucking awesome.

Not only does it look hot, but by straddling a woman’s chest, you get to watch her squirm while you do the deed. That brings back those happy cave man feelings.

Next is the special secret spunking. That’s the kind of cumming that you do with a girl you’ve know for a while, trusted and tested.

Yeah dude, it’s the cum in pussy or ass shot. The comfort a guy gets from cumming inside of a woman’s warm hole…well it’s as close as you’ll ever get to being inside the womb again.

Finally it’s the cum facial. Spraying hot noodles onto a sexy face is like getting a hundred buck and being sent into the candy store. Some girls say they really like getting shot in the face, maybe it’s true – click here to see Missy loving it!

Either way though, once and a while, if a woman is going to stick around in a guy’s life, she’s got to put on a brave face and smile for the cock camera.

So…what’s the best place for a cum shot? Any place you want!

There are as many different accounts of the exact powers vampires have and they differ according to each writer. It has also become quite cliché to try and the long standing traditions of vampires on their heads and have things that one expects to work, not work, on them. For instance it’s become a favorite device of writers to say that crosses no longer work on them and that religious symbols of any kind are worthless. It has also become popular to say that they can just waltz about in sunlight willy nilly without the slightest sun burn as well. These things are done usually out of a biased sense of the writer toward such things in combination with a more simple minded attempt to shock and awe the reader. This shock and awe represents a greater lack of creativity in turning vampires into superhuman creatures that have virtually no weaknesses whatsoever. The harder and more rewarding road is to keep to as many traditions as possible and over turn them through creativity and not simple minded ploys. Human beings have been around for a long time, and have obviously taken dominant positions in the earth, therefore it stands to reason that they have done so for a reason.

Humans aren’t that easy to dispose of. The agencies and governments today would easily prove more than a match for vampires even with their Sex and seduction powers. Once humans understand that the Sex is only a lure that leads to death they would not be as easily swayed and it’s also true that the vampires power of seduction would truthfully only go so far. They would necessarily have to work within the bounds of power of suggestion if they wanted to get a piece of ass that leads to a meal. For instance they would not likely get a straight man to have sex with a gay man unless he already had that inclination. Suggestions to the contrary would be at best, extremely difficult to pull off.

Let’s work from the bottom up here. She will need delicate feet with no lumps, bumps or hammer toes to speak of, so when she slips into those hot little lucite shoes with the five inch heels, they will be around a size six or so.

She will obviously need beautiful, long, thin but shapely legs so that we can imagine them being wrapped around our bodies. Her ass should be full but not too big, and certainly no cellulite will be allowed anywhere near it. We want to be able to enjoy it mentally as we imagine fucking her from behind with it sitting nicely up in the air.

A tight taut stomach is next on the agenda, maybe with a cute little piercing in the belly button for us to play with as we head on up to her very large, but not sloppy, perfect breasts with well defined nipples that will give us many hours of sucking and nuzzling pleasure.

Of course her face needs to be just beautiful, with full lips, high cheekbones and beautiful, expressive eyes that will simply adore us. Her hair should be lustrous and full, sleek and long, so that we can play with it while she goes down on us, which of course she will love doing and not be able to get enough of.

So in our imagination at least, it is very easy to come up with the image of the perfect porn star, and she is really not much of a monster at all. Now to get to the Internet to find her in the flesh.

The problem with any playacting is that it can traipse the bounds of good taste or even simply exhaust the players. Living in the heightened sense of sexual lust kinksters do when playing, sometimes one can work themselves into quite the lather with what they are doing but spin themselves down a rabbit hole of possibilities that restricts more than widens one’s world view. The longer one adopts a character, dresses a part and acts that part, the less possibility for variety there is and the quicker the entire scene can get stale.

Plus, after a while, a grown woman acting like a little girl is simply embarrassing for all involved.

The very thing that fuels a dom over his sub acting like a little girl, and in fact arouses the woman most times to, is that all parties realize that this is a grown woman reduced to or willingly entering the scene acting much younger than her years. This is what role-play is based on after all, us acting different then how we usually act. The differences are certainly arousing watching people morph into a part so completely that they lose themselves, but without realizing who we usually are, without a clear knowledge that everyone in the room realizes is is all playacting, role-play will not work.

After a time we all want the grown woman to stand-up and let her real presence be known. The role-play of the bad little school girl is fine for a finite amount of time, but adult women cooing, flashing their panties and acting naughty to get attention outside of kink play run the risk of being an embarrassment to themselves.
It’s a fine line to skirt when one wears a short school skirt.

Having a great fuck means that the two of you are completely letting go of all your inhibitions and hang ups and are doing what makes you both happy. There in lies the key is the doing of what makes you both happy together. If you are giving everything to your partner but taking none for yourself you and your partner are both going to be getting only half the enjoyment out of things. The only way you can really get to enjoy the best orgasm is to be honest with your partner. If you like to be spanked on your bare ass and that does it for you then tell your partner. You should be assured that your partner won’t think less of you or think it silly but will be glad you told them and will do it to please you.

Do your best to really establish good communication skills and encourage each other to be completely open and honest about what does it for you and with just a few adjustments from time to time you will be having the greatest and most enjoyable encounters you could imagine for yourselves. This then is where the real action is at. When you both just let go and without any worries at all completely enjoy being with each other.

For example, conservative women tend to favor the brief panty. With the most coverage of a woman’s ass this style offers comfort. They usually extend below the hip. French cut panties usually have a thinner band between the front and back to offer a hint of skin and sex appeal. This is the classic style most often worn by women. Hipsters are similar to briefs but have a lower waist, exposing more navel flesh. They’re worn at hip level.

Bikini panties have an even more narrow strip of cloth and are worn over the hips. The string bikini enjoys popularity among the college crowd as many college students embrace their own sexuality during spring break. Tangas have a thin strip but reduced coverage of the rear. Thongs have waistbands similar to tangas but the strip of cloth covering the crotch extends to disappear between the ass cheeks. A g-string is a thinner version of a thong and allows for more flesh exposure.

Panties have been designed for comfort as well as shape control. A fully cover form fitting brief called a control brief has elastic to produce a slandering effect for those who need it.
Makers of women’s panties have used material such as silk as it feels comfortable against the skin, usually doesn’t irritate the wearer. Satin provides a similar level of comfort but offers a sheen that many find attractive. Construction consists of a front, back and the strip of fabric connecting the two.

Betty Paige made panties popular in the 1940′s as Western women embraced their sexuality. In the Seventies, stores such as Victoria’s Secret and Frederick’s of Hollywood opened up and began marketing lingerie, including a large selection of different styles and types of panties to the newly sexually free woman. Magazines such as FHM and Maxim often use panty-clad models for sex appeal.

From the start of our recorded art, from sketches on walls up on through the great artists of history the back of our front has been celebrated, championed and has held fetishists enthralled. No matter the size, shape or skin color, there is as much a lid for every pot as there is an ass for each one of us-or more them one-that we find attractive, want to taste, rub or swat.

Nipples rise when there is arousal. Pussies will lubricate, cocks will unfurl to full erection, eyes will widen as will smiles. Ass cheeks might quiver, blush or flush with gooseflesh, can be revealed under a short skirt or caught in a pair of tight pants, but for the most part asses are indifferent to our obsession and love. Men can have as fine and firm a pair of gluteus as a woman can have a derriere that sways just right. Asses are where we are all equal and where we can make an impression without even having to try, but asses give so little back to all the attention paid them.

Our asses are a cultural marker to changes in our habits; people’s bottoms spread as they lead a more sedentary lifestyle and at the same time the paradigm of female attractiveness shifts from wide-hipped beauties to super athletic ladies with no butts at all. Watch the ass and one can watch the world.

The kink of spanking would be nothing without the ass, certain women’s sexuality is based on how well she can sway, we can react to a lover in the most simplest of ways, still being sexual but at the same time cute patting our lover’s rear-end. We can mark just where in the world we are by looking down. The ass can be what we obsess over or a passing interest. That which follows us surely is that which defines us.

One of the more taboo aspects of sexual intercourse involves the art of analingus, commonly seen in free porn. It’s become less taboo over the years as the sexual revolution from the 60′s moves well into the new millennium. Hetero men even do not fear as splay as they once did.

The anal cavity is a myriad of thousands of nerve endings all primed for pleasure from some sort of stimulus. The tongue is one of the most sensual organs human beings have. In a study done by UCSF’s HIV InSITE, more and more Americans are experimenting with anal sex. Out of 3,432 adults, at least 10% have tried anal sex once in the previous year. Of the 3,400 graduate students at the University of Maryland, 25% reported having practiced heterosexual anal intercourse. So ass play is a widely popular activity.

Analingus is often a precursor to the fun of anal sex. To start with, make sure the ass is clean. A high quality enema found at most sex toy shops. Used properly, an enema in combination with a shower will provide the area with enough cleanliness to avoid unpleasantness, including smells.

Once both partners are satisfied that cleanliness isn’t an issue, analingus begins like any other anal related activity. Gentle massaging of the ass cheeks, pressing lightly around the anal ring will help loosen up the interested party. Licking, sucking on flesh will produce stimulating sensations and enhance arousal. When it’s time, using your tongue will involve more than just a press of the mouth against a nice fresh asshole. Your hands may be required in some positions to help keep the ass cheeks spread apart. Nobody will be able to caress a man’s prostate with their tongue as the organ is located farther in the canal than the tongue is long, but an added finger will help a woman give her man an explosive orgasm that will make him beg.

Once the tongue is inserted, you can swirl it around the inside of the anus, touching all of those sensitive nerve endings or thrust it like a penis. The rapid penetration simulating anal sex causes noticeable heated excitement in both genders.

Many gay men and straight or bisexual women know the pleasures of ass eating well.

A lot of women don’t seem to be able to understand that people who are interested in anal play are fully aware of the fact that it is an activity fraught with the potential for a mess, and they are prepared to proceed in spite of that. It is a biological function experienced by all humans and not something to be ashamed of. While many people will advocate repeated enemas in order to assure cleanliness and a pristine environment, that actually may not be the healthiest choice. Enemas can often dry out the anal area, and having anal sex a short period of time later could result in minor tearing or discomfort due to dryness. Repeated enemas could throw a person’s electrolytes off balance, and that can be very detrimental to a person’s health. Unless one’s partner is aware of how many enemas were done and how recently, they may not be able to provide necessary information in case of an emergency. It would be best to discuss this with a doctor or gynecologist, and find out how to safely use enemas or anal douches as a way to prepare the area without any health implications. Doctors have heard it all and they’re there to help, so people should not be embarrassed to discuss these things with them.

The easiest way to handle the situation is to eat a very healthy diet and get plenty of fiber. This will make most people pretty regular and, quite often, predictable which will make scheduling a sexual encounter involving anal play quite a bit easier. If a lady is concerned about any potential messy situations, she can put a large towel on the bed or leave a towel folded on the dresser to provide a place to put used sex toys. The last and most important thing is that people should talk to their partner. It may seem like an embarrassing conversation, but if a person is comfortable allowing someone else to insert things into their ass they should be comfortable enough with that person to talk to them.

Sideways hat: If you’re not in the tenth grade you need to stop wearing your hat anywhere but to the front. Shop to find a hat that compliments the shape of your head. A Yankee fitted hat is a sure win and tells the ladies you are classic and fashionable.

Short sleeve button down: There are only two people who can get away with the short sleeve button down and that’s Michael Bolton from Office Space and Dwight Schrute from The Office. For everyone else, there is nothing funny or cool about your off white attire. If you really like to short sleeve button down, try instead a full length sleeve button down and then fold the sleeves up to your elbows.

Hair with too much gel: Although Pauly D is making some serious cash from his gravity defying style, you must understand that before the show, he wasn’t impressing anyone outs of his small guido community. Instead, keep your hair lightly styled while clean and shaped on the edges.

Affliction: This may be the most fool proof way to commit social status suicide. You will look like a tool and everyone will think so. So, just don’t wear one.

Matching too well: If your shoes, hate, belt, undershirts, and jacket are all the same color your throwing up red flags. If they feel you care more about matching then them, you will never get laid.

Follow all these tips guys and you will be sure to get laid. Well, maybe not for sure, but you will have a better shot at it.