Men are interesting creatures. More so than we’re given credit for. For instance, instead of a guy taking some time to develop a better sense for what additional style he can use in order to get him some more ass, he would rather empty his wallet at a bar for a chick who looks like a porn star and is only going to use him for drinks to she can find the liquid courage to approach the guy who looks very fashionable. Sure, you’ve gotten laid a few times, but you could actually more capable of getting more booty then you think. Here are five male fashion mistakes that will leave your dick in your hand at the end of the night:
Sideways hat: If you’re not in the tenth grade you need to stop wearing your hat anywhere but to the front. Shop to find a hat that compliments the shape of your head. A Yankee fitted hat is a sure win and tells the ladies you are classic and fashionable.
Short sleeve button down: There are only two people who can get away with the short sleeve button down and that’s Michael Bolton from Office Space and Dwight Schrute from The Office. For everyone else, there is nothing funny or cool about your off white attire. If you really like to short sleeve button down, try instead a full length sleeve button down and then fold the sleeves up to your elbows.
Hair with too much gel: Although Pauly D is making some serious cash from his gravity defying style, you must understand that before the show, he wasn’t impressing anyone outs of his small guido community. Instead, keep your hair lightly styled while clean and shaped on the edges.
Affliction: This may be the most fool proof way to commit social status suicide. You will look like a tool and everyone will think so. So, just don’t wear one.
Matching too well: If your shoes, hate, belt, undershirts, and jacket are all the same color your throwing up red flags. If they feel you care more about matching then them, you will never get laid.
Follow all these tips guys and you will be sure to get laid. Well, maybe not for sure, but you will have a better shot at it.