The first hairy pussy was reported when Jesus removed Mary Magdelene’s tattered clothing and laid her down upon a bed of nails with the intentions of turning her cum into wine after he fucked her. “Judas, bro, you gotta come see this! Mary’s pussy looks like your beard”. But to be fair, since she is the whore of God, she probably looked more like Sasha Grey, the hottest pornstar on the face of the earth. So without further ado, the first member of our Hairy Pussy Squad:

#1 Sasha Grey 

Should you find yourself in a situation where you need to eat hair pie, make sure you have the dental floss handy. Getting pubes stuck in your teeth sucks. There was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry gets one wrapped around his larynx. Poor guy. But maybe if he had been eating out Lexi Belle, one of the hottest young porn harlots in the adult game, he would have died happy. Lexi often sports a hairy pussy, and is partially responsible for its resurgence in modern porn videos. That’s why she’s the second mamber of our Hairy Pussy Squad:

#2 Lexi Belle

If you think about hairy pussies enough, you’ll realize it’s still a bunch of chicks getting fucked, their pussies just have playoff beards. That’s how I like to think of Nicole Aniston, below. Her snatch is one of the porn industry’s mainstays, and it’s consistently hairy: it seem that beard is in with the emo crowd these days. Really though, who doesn’t want to watch porn that reflects how sex looks in the real world? Nicole Aniston might have big fake tits and bleach blonde hair, but her pussy can be unshorn just like the common woman.

#3 Nicole Aniston

The final member of our hairy pussy foursome is Marie McCray. Marie is special because she’s a natural redhead, meaning she sports a full on firebush. Very much like Faye Reagan, another famous redheaded pornstar, she also sports a hairy pussy when she gets her fuck on. Here at Orgasm.com, we’d like to suggest that bush color could be used as an identification method in lieu of DNA – if you want to know if Marie has dyed her hair to conceal her identity just pull down her pants, slide her thong out of the way, and check her pussy!

#4 Marie McCray

Asian porn has become pretty legendary among porn enthusiasts. Long before any other porn market was open to many of the niche markets of various fetish and kinky interests, Asian porn was exploring every possible sexual interest known to mankind. The Asian porn market has long been known to be the innovators when it comes to sex and pornography. It’s funny though, for all the kink and fetish and unusual sexual interests that the Asian porn industry is willing to delve into, quite a bit of Asian porn has people’s genitals blurred out. There are laws in Japan that forbid showing genitals and pubic hair, so that area is blurred even when there is no penetration. It may seem odd to some people that there is such willingness to explore so many unusual sexual adventures yet the country has obscenity laws that require that film makers not show the genitals of the cast.

Other popular forms of Asian pornography are hentai and adult video games. Hentai is a Japanese slang term for sexually explicit comics and animation, such as anime and manga. Hentai is extremely popular all around the world. The censorship laws in Japan discourage visible genitalia even in hentai. In spite of the fact that the characters are cartoons, the genitals and pubic hair is blurred even in the cartoons, animation and video games. In the US, the characters are required to appear to be obviously over 18, but the genitalia can be visible. In Japan, the characters can take on an obviously child-like quality, but the genitals must be blurred. That is just one example of the difference in censorship laws from country to country.

One clear benefit of Asian porn and hentai is that it tends to target a lot of different demographics, including material targeted specifically toward women. In the US, porn is predominantly targeted toward men, although the market for porn geared toward the female buyer is growing steadily.

This is why Asian porn often looks very much alike from move to movie.

When we do not understand the actions or customs of a group we either grow to fear that group or we invent our own specifications for understanding. Quite quickly Asian woman were perceived as either demure lotus-flower-like damsels who were ever-subservient to their men or dark dangerous seductresses; roles that were easy to understand if not so very accurate. The truth is that, while our ethnicity does color our worldview men and women are complex creatures whose personalities are made-up of many factors, not just where they were born. But these stereotypes last and seep into modern culture and the art that that culture produces. We got and still get some stunted but often repeated ethnic stereotypes of Asian girls, from popular mainstream movies all the way to Asian porn…fueled by a less-then studied Caucasian view.

Luckily with the net we are exposed to every corner of the globe and come to learn that all men and women aren’t really all that much different than one another. There is a mixing of cultures in the modern world because of how we react to one another, reflected in some breaking-down of the blonde-haired, blue-eyed, big-busted typical porn girl type and some lessening of specific Asian girl stereotypes.

But the ideals we created so long ago have a tenacious hold and we still see many modern day porn DVD’s being produced and released that show those two typical Caucasian Asian porn stereotypes.