Yeah it’s a pretty heavy comic book week. Whatever, it’s good for us once in awhile. And by “us” I mean gimme back my lunch money. And though I am a superhero fan I really like the fact that this is not a parody. It’s about as original as they come. Co-directed by William H. and Elegant Angel general manager Graham Travis, Superheroes stars AVN Female Performer of the Year Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Asa Akira and Sadie West. The story revolves around a group of very gifted girls, and their runaround with a diabolical force in Los Angeles, CA. The trailer even gives it a bit of a “Pulp Fiction” spin. So, pretty please…with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

The good news is that this DVD could be in your hot little hands as soon as April 15th. Good way to ease those tax day pains. The bad news is that it suffers, at least from indications in the trailer, from the same problems a lot of adult films fall victim to:

HEY PORNODOM!!! SPEND SOME MONEY ON GOOD AUDIO!!!!

Otherwise, I’m down for some “Pornstar Superhero” love and welcome Elegant Angel back with open arms. It’s a good day to be a porn fan.

The fine art of Vagazzling. We can all remember hearing about  Jennifer Love Hewitt letting the speckled goose out of her shorts, and ever since then the world has taken notice. Including, our very own porn world.

Third Degree Films, makers of such fine adult fare as “Fuck You,” “Teachers with Tits,” “American Bad Asses,” and my favorite “The Dream Teen,” has announced its intention of bringing the Vagazzling Hollywood craze to your home screen (size and width to be determined by you).

Joining the films lead Kagney Linn Karter in the cast of “Vagazzled” will be Asa Akira, Juelz Ventura, Amy Brooke and Charley Chase…NONE of whom had actually ever heard of the sparkly phenomenon. That kinda reminds me of Tom Cruise never reading “Interview with a Vampire” or Gwen Stefani ever hearing “It’s My Life” by Talk Talk….but I digress.

Third Degree’s Joey Wilson had this to say; “We were looking to do something a little fresh, and vagazzling is the latest Hollywood trend. For a town of tinsel and sparkle, they sure brought it home. It definitely gives a whole new meaning to ‘family jewels.’”

I like that.

However I’m still confused as hell about how this stuff stays on.