These men have to bare it all, get their assholes bleached and keep their back strong (and waxed) in order to hold up the legs of the hot girls of the adult film world.

Obviously Ron Jeremy is the king of the dick swingers. He give fat, hairy, short men everywhere hope.

True he’s well hung, but so are a lot of other guys out there. What he has that they don’t is staying power in a fickle industry. Ron Jeremy has cross over appeal and often has guest staring roles on television and non adult films. He really is the face of porn (we’re not actually sure if that’s a good thing).

Peter North is another legend among porn watchers. He’s a successful Canadian actor, yet we don’t see his name on the northern walk of fame.

North has acted in, produced and directed tons of porn throughout the years. He’s also a published author of a memoir called “Penetrating Insights”. Good title!

John Holmes is next on the list. Back in the day he was the Elvis Presley of porn, known for his fifteen inch cock, can do attitude and love of sex.

The late Holmes was the first uncut porn actor to make it in America (go turtle necks!). There have been movies and books written about Holmes and his seedy private life.

Who’s that old guy getting blown by that hot blond? Dick Nasty’s his name, sex is his game. For a senior citizen, Mr. Nasty sure gets around.

Dick didn’t even start his career until he was in his thirties, now he’s in his sixties and still going strong. Like Ron Jeremy, Dick Nasty give all the old geezers hope of fucking young hotties.

Voodoo is next on the list, otherwise known as Mr. Nicole Sheridan. This guy bagged him a hot pornstar wife and he’s acted in over 500 adult films.

He’s an up and cummer in the world of porn and we give him a thumbs up.

Flash Brown is next on our list. Why? Part of the reason is because he’s got so much swagger and attitude on screen.

Sure the guy is hung like a horse and fit, but so are a lot of guys in porn. We’re giving him kudos because he never tries to hide it when he feels like “the man”.

See that guy licking the pussy? That’s Dave Hardman, the hardest working guy in porn.

We couldn’t find a photo of him where his face isn’t buried in some woman’s vagina. For all of his lady licking skills, Dave has made the list. Strong work Hardman!

To the men who get it up for the girls of porn, thanks! From America!

Let’s define the man crush shall we?

He’s a man’s man. A straight-forward guy. No bullshit. No drama. Just a breeze the be around. In a nut shell, you don’t want to fuck him, you just want to hang out with him.

In the movie world I would say that I have a man crush on Brad Pitt (especially after recently watching “Burn Without Reading”), George Clooney (especially after recently watching “Burn Without Reading”), and Tyler Perry. Just kidding about Tyler Perry.

But it dawned on me that I think I have a porn man-crush on Lee Stone. I know this is totally random but it’s true!

Lee Stone’s been in pornotopia since 1999 and in that time has performed in 1,837 adult films. Yeah you read that right. That’s a whole lotta fuckin’. Around here, in free internet porn land, he’s referred to as “elbow dick,” because his dick is so huge it has a middle joint. I would even go out on a limb and say that he is featured in more of the free sex videos we serve up than any other male porn star. According to the internet adult film database he also has 2 director credits to his name.

I’m sure the sheer volume of female conquests add to the man-crush, but I don’t know. Dude just seems cool. Seems like you could show up at his house, hang out by the pool, watch the game, have a beer…whatever, and it would be chill. Of course I feel the same way about George W. Bush. God awful President…but probably pretty fun to party with.

So if you’re out there Lee, give us a call. Don’t be shy. This isn’t weird or anything…we’re just your number one fan.

Ok yeah, that’s kinda creepy…