We all know everyone loves a 3D movie. It doesn’t matter how stupid the flick might look, if it’s in 3D, people are going to be waiting in lines to see it! Sure, it is usually pretty damn expensive to produce, but when it’s all said and done, making a 3D movie is worth is, because so many people are going to pay to see it.

With that being said, you would think porn companies would have also really hopped on the 3D band wagon. Not only are 3D movies a huge trend right now, but I’m sure all of you reading this would agree that watching porn in 3D on a daily basis would be amazing!

Besides helping you shoot your load, there are also many other reasons why a greater push towards producing more 3D porn would be great for porn companies.

3D porn offers way more features than 2d does. To start off, 3D porn can make you actually feel like you are part of the sexual escapades going on in the film.

There will be the ability to use different interaction features like which sex positions the actors use, different endings, and which angle the camera is at.

Not only would people love watching 3D porn but it would really help the porn film industry take a turn for the better, since it’s really struggling.

Like I said before, sure it would cost a lot to produce a 3D porn, but then in the end, it would totally be worth it. As long as the porn companies realize that they have to make sure they are ahead of Hollywood in technology.

Let’s just hope the porn production companies are reading this and start a 3D trend. I know I’m not the only one waiting for a lot of 3D porn on Orgasm.com!

Continuing to be ahead of the rest in technology and innovation, Penthouse has announced the launch of the Penthouse 3D Channel. Yes, that means porn in 3D people! 3D hot sex right on your TV at home!

This new channel will feature original adult oriented programming each month that will be shot in native high definition and 3D.

The company’s commitment to 3D draws on the strength of unique expertise that Penthouse has achieved over many, many years of being in the porn industry and their success in content delivery, movie making and technological advances.

“We started shooting in 3D recently and have significantly invested to perfect 3D production quality,” said CEO Marc Bell, “Consumer excitement for 3D content is high and Penthouse is the one studio that can rely on its broad expertise to deliver 3D in a manner unmatched by any other branded entertainment company.”

This channel will definitely be a hit with the rise of 3D television and the obsession that people have with 3D in general. Now we have 3D porn and it can’t get much better than that. The Penthouse Hd Channel lineup covers 30 platforms in more than 15 countries and they really do see themselves as the leader in entertainment and emerging media.

Now more than ever Penthouse will be on top! The Penthouse customers will have the choice to enjoy and explore all versions on Penthouse content.

The people from Penthouse have said that the 3D channel is expected to be available to system operators for broadcast to the general public in the second quarter of this year,

New York-based Global Media International Films is set to sneak in a disk or two of what they think adult entertainment fans really want to see: All-sex 3D featuring exotic beauties from around the world with no sign of a script anywhere.

What? Hot chicks? Hot sex? No cops and robbers? No pizza guy?

Right on, I say. You have to go hardcore one way or the other in my book. Either sink the extra cash and make us forget we’re watching a porn until the…well…porn kicks in. Or provide the opposite and just focus on a bunch of pretty people fucking the brain cells out of each other. Consider me a fan.

Once I find some glasses of course…

So Jennifer, who’s a white American, went with her friends to a porno house in New York City, something she claims she’s never done before, and found herself “dizzy” a month later. She decided to get a pregnancy test and voila! the tests were positive.

OK here’s where the even more crazy comes hopping in. She gave birth to a little black baby and her husband, A WHITE guy serving in the military, believes her account is true!

“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.” He said.

Are you fucking kidding me? Hey meathead?? Your wife is a whore who fucked some black dude while you were out risking your life for our liberties! Let me run down a few things that you and your trailer trash girlie-ho should’ve learned over the course of your adult years:

1. You can’t get pregnant from making out in the backseat of a car while wearing a bikini. This can LEAD to events that will indeed place an embryo in your uterus, but as long as it’s a petting fest…you’re ok.

2. You can’t get pregnant from swimming in a swimming pool with other pregnant people…or even from swimming in a swimming pool that has the misfortune of containing a bunch of floating ejaculate. I know…weird but true.

3. YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT FROM WATCHING A PORN MOVIE. 3D OR OTHERWISE.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believes in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

If this isn’t the best example of the adage; “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it,” I don’t know what is. But it’s stuff like this that make me want to rip brainstems out of three quarters of the human race.

Cheerleaders. Mostly cheerleaders incidentally.