If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
Alt Porn: The Alternative To Regular Nude Videos
March 15th, 2012 by Chris MillerRemember that weird chick from your art history class who had a ton of piercings, tattoos and looked like something Marilyn Manson fucked then tossed out of a moving car? Guess what? She may have scars on her arms from too many dates with a Venus razor blade (that moisture strip always gets in the way of self-mutilation!), but she’s now a gorgeous alt porn star. You’re probably like, “What is alt porn and why would I waste my time jacking it to that chick?”. Well, after the jump you’ll see why you should be jerking off to nude videos featuring alt porn stars.
Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn
March 14th, 2012 by Jeff PowellThe other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).
Hot For Teacher: A Porn Star Among Us
March 13th, 2012 by Jeff PowellWe all had that one teacher in middle school. She looked like Evelyn Lory and you were aching for her to ask you to stay after school and work on your multiplication tables. 90% of the wet dreams you had in middle school were about this woman (and maybe DJ Tanner but that’s another tale for another time). Unfortunately, there was no way your teacher would have sex with you and there was no way you could see her having sex with big black guys on your computer. Until now. Meet Stacie Halas, a porn star who also teaches science.
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
March 12th, 2012 by Chris MillerLast night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Porn Star Of The Week – Barbara Summer
March 12th, 2012 by Jeff PowellGirl on girl porn is awesome. Don’t dispute me on this. You will lose. I can cum up with about 100 reasons why chicks banging other chicks are the best kind of sex movies to watch. If you still need proof that lesbian porn is the greatest kind of XXX out there, check out our porn star of the week: Barbara Summers. We guarantee you’ll find Madame Summers so hot you’ll want to risk getting the Indian cock burn from her. After the jump learn what makes this Czech beauty’s pussy so wet.
Porn Star of the Week – Ashley Blue
March 10th, 2012 by Jeff PowellBlue is a color. It’s a mood. It’s something that happens to your nads when you think you’re about to have sex but it doesn’t cum to fruition. Blue is also a XXX adult film star, Ashley Blue that is. After the jump learn about Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week: Ashley Blue.
Fuckity Fuck – The Origin of the F Word
March 9th, 2012 by Jeff PowellFuck. What a great word. Here at Orgasm.com we’re all about it. Fuck! Fucking! Fucker! Fucked! We admire it all. However, most people don’t know where the word comes from. After the jump learn the origins of the F word.
Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist
March 9th, 2012 by Chris MillerThe 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.
Sorority Sister’s Having Sex
March 7th, 2012 by Jeff PowellCollege. Sigh. How do I miss thee? Actually, I don’t miss going to class, taking notes, barely passing exams and trying to make sense of Political Science 101. Why can’t the government fix social security already? Toby did it on The West Wing! Anyway, what I miss most about college are the sororities and how the girls were up for anything. Some of the best blow jobs I got were from sorority sisters. Sure, alcohol was involved but these chicks were hungry, hungry for dick. My being on the football team and in a fraternity probably also contributed to there always being a fresh set of sorority sister lips around Drew and Bledsoe (my balls) but still, I got a lot of head. In honor of all the blow jobs and girl on girl sex I was privy to (sorority chicks were always going down on each other) after the jump I’ve provided a XXX pictorial of what it was like in college.
