Let us introduce you to Vicky Vette, one of the hottest MILFs in the biz and the head of the Vette Nation Army. Vicky is proof that good things come to those who wait…after all, she waited till she was 38 before ever entering the business. Instead, Vicky climbed the corporate ladder and worked as a housing contractor while leading a double life as a “raging swinger”. Yes, “raging swinger”. Just imagine how much swinging you have to do to get that title.
In hilarious news, it turns out religion is much more dangerous for you than porn. At least, on the Internet it is. Symantec has just released its Internet Security Threat Report which outlines all of the major threats, hacks, and related statistics for the past year. And, well, it turns out those religious followers have been very naughty boys and girls. Either that, or they have no idea how to keep their sites clean.
Uh oh. The morality police have been at it again. The War on Illegal Pornography (WOIP) group have apparently gotten their panties all in a twist about the discount website Groupon. You see, Groupon recently offered discounted tour coupons for the San Francisco Armory.
Some porn stars only do porn and are quickly forgotten. Bree Olson, on the other hand, is practically a household name these days. Of course, she wasn’t always that way. Bree was born in 1986 in Houston, Texas and grew up in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Hell, she even enrolled at Indiana University – Purdue University Fort Wayne briefly before deciding to become a porn star at age 19.
By now we’ve all seen bondage. Hell, BDSM is practically mainstream at this point! Maybe we caught ourselves watching Secretary. Maybe we fell down the rabbit hole of watching videos from Fucking Machines. However it happened, bondage is here and we’re interested.
We all were there once. Squeezed into those tiny desks, we’d try desperately not to get hard at the site of our hot new history teacher. She’d just finished college and sometimes, when she reached for the top of the blackboard, we could see her panties. My favorite was these little white cotton panties with cherries on them that she had. While that was certainly the start of my love for teacher/student porn, it was only the beginning….
As I got older I realized that the teachers weren’t the only hot ones. In fact, schoolgirls could be even hotter. Their sexy little uniforms and the way their skirts are always just a little too short. Damn! It makes you just want to bend them over a desk and show them what they did wrong on their math quiz!
Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week is a mysterious little creature. She cums to us from somewhere, possibly Texas? She looks like this Texan chick I know, hence, I assume they’re related. She could be from Oregon for all we know. But, we have to give all porn star babes their due, so here is the talented Olivia Saint.
Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look. It’s in a book. It’s Reading Rainbow. I can do anything. Friends to know. Ways to grow. Reading Rainbow.
If there’s one thing I learned from my boy LeVar Burton, it’s that reading is good. It’s good for the soul, the mind and probably the body. So in honor of Geordi La Forge, who taught me to get my reading on when I was a kid, Orgasm.com brings you: The Classics With More Sex.
The Three Stooges, you know Larry, Moe and Curly? Well, they’re about to get the XXX treatment. Or are they? TMZ is reporting that The Three Stooges porn parody might not happen. If you’re like me, and you love a good porn parody then you should read on and find out why some Hollywood honchos are trying to block the XXX version from being made. Even if you don’t love a good porn parody you should read on because there are pics of girl on girl stuff, and everybody loves that.
Everyone’s favorite train wreck, no I’m not talking about Tila Tequila, is thinking about doing some good old fashioned solo clips. That’s right folks, Octomom is thinking of touching her privates on camera for money. Why anyone would want to see that is beyond me, but at Orgasm we bring you the goods and unfortunately a masturbation porn starring a mother of 14 is the goods.
