This is probably for the best. As much as I love porn I don’t think I could stomach this medical anomaly. You see, Hazel Jones, a 27 year old from the UK, was born with two vaginas. If she were a James Bond villain she’d be known as Double Pussy Galore. Read on after the jump and learn about this maybe future porn star and her second vagina.
Archive for the ‘Vagina’ Category
Chick With 2 Vaginas Gets Porn Offer
Monday, March 26th, 2012The Hairy Pussy Squad
Sunday, March 18th, 2012Ladies, I get it, you don’t always have time to wax. Yes, I do prefer a clean workspace but I understand that it costs money and probably hurts like a bitch. Once I was banging this chick who had the hairiest pussy I’ve ever seen. It looked like one of the guys from ZZ Top. No wait, looked like Silvie Deluxe in this porn video. It still haunts me to this day. But not all men are turned off by a bearded bush. If there’s one thing we can learn from 70s sex movies it’s that no matter how much hair you have on your vagina, some guy will stick his dick in it. If Sasha Grey came up to you and said she wanted to fuck but hadn’t been waxed in weeks you’d still get with her, right? Of course you would. You’re not an idiot. And since you’re here, you’re probably the type of pervert who would like that. Stick around after the jump for pictures and discover the members of Orgasm.com’s Hairy Pussy Squad.
Pussy Slangin’
Friday, March 2nd, 2012Vaginas are everywhere. Not that I’m complaining. Everyone likes a good pussy. They’re what make porn so exciting. In honor of vagina’s making the free sex clips on Orgasm.com so special, I’ve provided a list of the different slang terms for that XXX organ we all know and love. Read on after the jump and pick out a new name to call your girlfriend’s pussy.
Be A Cunning Linguist of Cunnilingus
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012When I was younger I thought I was really good at going down on girls. Why? Because I had one girlfriend tell me I was good at it. When you’re a freshman in college and your lady tells you that what you’re doing to her downstairs is making her cum like in all those grainy porno clips you used to download with dial up, you might consider yourself the pussy eating king. It turns out I wasn’t. I wasn’t even the pussy eating prince. I was just a guy who thought he was doing it right because one chick told him he was. It wasn’t until three girlfriends later that I learnt how to properly perform cunnilingus. Get ready to get schooled in the art of licking cunt because if you used to be like me in my freshman year of college, you need all the pointers you can get. After the jump things are about to get wet.
How to get her to orgasm
Thursday, November 17th, 2011When you watch a girl climax in porn, it looks like all it takes is a pinch of the nipples or a second or two of pussy licking.
In reality, these things can sometimes be a little more involved. Today on orgasm.com we are showing you how to get your woman to orgasm.
Top Ten Girl On Girl Sex Moves
Friday, October 28th, 2011Here at orgasm.com we love our girl on girl porn. Watching two (or more) soft pairs of lips kissing, hot tongues twirling and pussies grinding, sounds like a great way to waste some time online.
Recently around the water cooler someone asked how many different ways girls can fuck each other. That’s a great question! Want to know the answer? read on.
Squirting Into Porn
Saturday, October 22nd, 2011The money shot is the best part of any porn. What could top seeing a dick spraying all over a girl’s face? Enter female ejaculation! Whether it’s guys getting the girl to spunk or girl on girl rubbing, squirting is the 4th of July of cum shots. Magnificent!
Today we’re going to take a trip in a time machine and see how squirting began, when porn picked it up and even a few “how to” tips on getting a girl to shoot, for you.
Girl On Girl Porn and Why It’s So Good
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Girl on girl porn is one of the number one demands at orgasm.com, and we’re not surprised. When it comes to watching two girls kissing and touching each other, our eyes tear up more than Lindsay Lohan’s in a courtroom.
God bless America, and all the hot, drunken college girls kissing! Let’s explore why exactly girl on girl action is sooooo great.
Make Her Scream
Thursday, September 29th, 2011The fact of the matter is that many women cannot orgasm simply from fucking alone. While the man may very well want to please her, the fact is he may have to broaden his horizons beyond just thrusting his penis into her over and over again. In fact one of the best ways to make many women satisfied is by becoming an expert at the art of cunnilingus, which is performing oral sex on a woman.
Sex and Men Seeking Virgins
Monday, September 26th, 2011For Men seeking virgins in Ancient Rome they were best advised to stay away from the Vestal Virgins as being caught having sex with one of them was a death sentence upon both the virgin as well as the other fuck buddy.
For Men seeking virgins then it was best to find himself a country farmers daughter. These Vestal Virgins were women that were taken into the priesthood and surrounded not only by a very capable guard unit but also surrounded with a mystical quality that kept them as a standard and example of the purity of the gods and their relationship with Rome. To sully this then was an affront and an insult to the gods and would surely bring down punishment from on high. For the Romans religion was not a very spiritual thing, for them it was very much a business oriented relationship. You prayed to the gods and made the appropriate sacrifices and in turn the gods would answer your prayer or bless you in whatever capacity was expected. If the god did not then you were perfectly within your rights to go appeal to another god and so on down the line until you got what you wanted. There were rituals to be observed and honors to be given and it was believed that to not do this was to be dishonorable in one’s bargain between Rome and her gods. For the Romans the gods were very different than the Greeks.
In Roman belief systems the gods were very busy doing other things and had little time to come down and physically speak with them, much less interact in any way. The gods did, like the Greeks, occasionally come down but this was a very rare occurrence and much at odds with their Greek counterparts who seemed to be popping down to the mortal world on just about every other weekend.