They say it’s call a blow job for a reason, it’s a job. So why don’t they call eating pussy a ”multitasking, possible drowning, and losing all circulation in your neck, work assignment”? Probably because it doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Here’s the deal, you can munch box like a pro, without needing a neck brace afterwards with a few easy porn star steps. Let’s get started.
The Girl with the worlds largest fake tits (size 125 xxx) says she’s happy with them.
Somehow these massive puppies are still growing, at the rate of one inch per month. That’s a growth rate that even some of us guys would be afraid of. Here are some boobs that you wont be afraid of!
Each one of her breast weighs an epic 26 lbs each. It’s hard to believe that Chelsea Charms’ skin can actually stretch that much.
Can you even imagine having sex with someone that big. (Not Arnold,) One wrong move and you’ll be getting your first knock out from B.A.T. (Big Ass Titties).
When it comes an ultimate trophy fuck, some guys brag about bagging Sasha Grey and others are all about tapping Jessica Alba. Who’s the better notch in the belt loop? Let’s take a look and see.
It the world of celebrity sex scandals, a mistress always has her moment to shine. While Demi Moore is off at some spa pouring baby placenta over her wrinkles, there rumors grow about Ashton Kutcher’s affair with twenty three year old Sarah Leal.
With Leal’s extreme hotness, youth, and vacant eyes, we have to ask…with she be the next in the league of extraordinary mistresses to do porn?
The youthful Sarah Leal
There are some things that seem so right in porn, that really don’t work in real life. If you’re a guy that’s grown up with free porn all of your life, before having sex, doing the deed in real life can be a rude awakening, for both you and your fuck buddy.
The smack on the tits that seemed to get that porn star so hot, will usually get you a slap in the face in real life.
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Ever since the creation of provocative pictures, there has been a demand of them. The world was first exposed to the extent that porn fascination can cause when Bettie Page made her controversial debut in the modeling world. As history’s first- and most famous- pin-up girl, Page became a worldwide celebrity almost overnight, bringing her suggestive pictures from her hometown of Tennessee all the way to Europe and Asia within the first months of her shedding it for the cameras.
The world has since not only become accustomed to seeing images of naked people in our daily lives, we’re used to it. So why is it that even though we’re almost immune to the thought of sex, porn is seeing a cast increase of viewers in 2011?
According to Statistics Canada, it looks like people may be watching more porn because their daily lives are more sexual than ever!
In 2001, just 10 years ago, condom sales averaged $1.8 Billion annually worldwide. Now, in 2011, that number has jumped to an estimated $3.5 Billion.
“Physiologically it’s easy to see why an increase of condom sales would effect the porn industry,” says Cheryl Lafferty, a professor in the mental health department at the University of British Columbia, Canada. “Generally when people are having more sex, their lives change to incorporate that new lifestyle. That can mean anything from a higher curiosity for sex toys and different positions to an urge to watch pornographic footage to increase your libido.”
Since 2010, there has been a 30% increase in sales of porn tapes in stores, a 35% increase in porn production, and almost nearly a 45% increase in online subscriptions to porn website memberships.
Is porn becoming more mainstream because we’re watching more of it, or are we watching more of it because it’s become so mainstream? It’s hard to decipher a clear winner between the two, but the bottom line remains the same—Porn has broken through its steady rise in popularity and has skyrocketed in 2011.
It’s become so popular, in fact, that even movie theatres are joining in on the action. Not only was the first 3D porn ever released this year in Japan, it was shown in one of the country’s biggest movie theaters for public viewings.
The reasoning behind porn’s new found extreme popularity could be caused by any number of things, but it’s being more socially acceptable to not only watch, but to talk about as well. With such a dramatic increase in porn popularity, it won’t be long before it’s on the shelves of our everyday video stores. Until then, you always have Orgasm.com to fill your fix!
A lot of people find the idea of Sex with a female vampire to be a very attractive one. The truth would be a very different story however as Sex with a vampire would likely lead to death. People allow themselves to become charmed by the ideal and less by a reality if they were to really exist.
The vampire is a killer, it is a serial killer, and the one thing it certainly isn’t is someone that you would want to fuck regardless of how attractive they were. They exist only to feed and even under the best of circumstances would it find it extremely trying just to keep their desires at bay. The problem has come from too many writers turning the vampire into a heroic sort of character and one that people adore. This flies in the face of their and truer and more natural state. Even a vampire with the very best of intentions would find it tempting to eat their professed friend. If a vampire really existed in the modern sense of the creature they would be almost animal like in their habits. Most of their waking hours would be spent on the hunt and either feeding or setting up an opportunity to feed. Then they would be off to their safe place to rest and recuperate until the next time. Contrary to what most people believe they would not spend a whole lot of time waxing poetic about their existence. They wouldn’t have time.
Another fact would be their physical state. In order to survive on a strictly blood diet they would need to consume a tremendous quantity of blood and this would likely leave corpses all over the place. They wouldn’t likely observe such niceties as taking just a little and leaving the person alive to tell about the tale. Then there would be the consequences. With that many people dead in the area it wouldn’t be long before a hunt for the hunter would be on.
Have you ever heard of Priapism? Priapism is a medical condition affecting a man’s cock to where he has a permanent erection- you can read about Priapism here in our sex wikipedia. His dick stays hard not because he’s horny after so much pussy but because his body is malfunctioning. Inside the cock there is a tube which allows a man to urinate, but that same tube is also used to ejaculate. What happens is that within the body there is a gate which controls and allows fluids to enter the penis. If you have to pee the gate opens allowing you to do so, then later if your getting horny it opens to allow blood to flow, and then get off.
The problem is that for some guys the gate doesn’t reopen and allow the blood to leave and thus his dick stays hard, painfully so. This can not only be painful but also threatening to his health. The reason this condition is called Priapism is because it’s roots go back to ancient Rome and the Roman god Priapus. Priapus was a fertility deity who was always pictured as possessing an enormous and always erect penis. They would honor him with various statues and always with his enormous package showing for all the world to see. Imagine seeing a statue of a nude man with a humongous engorged dick and his stony hands stroking it and brandishing it luridly in a public area. Imagine the tops of fences, or hand rails shaped in the form of the head of a penis. Imagine it being considered good luck to rub the cock before entering or leaving a building. In today’s world this would clearly be considered Porn but in their world it was considered almost holy and sacred. It certainly wasn’t looked at as Porn or dirty in any way.
There were statues of people copulating and other things which to our modern sensibilities would easily fit the definition yet for them it wasn’t the act, but rather the light within which the act was shown. Some today would agree, but most just call it porn.
Good for the audience of them, terrible for the critics, adult video has never seen a better boom then what has been happening lately to it online. It’s not just the sheer amount of sites offering downloads and purchasing shopping carts one gets to load in the privacy in their home, it is also how much unusual stuff we have access to, and how everyone can build a porn collection that will hardly take-up much room on a hard-drive or cost all that much.
The Internet and adult video are made for one another and while online downloading does put a strain on dirty movie makers making money, really where else could anyone have access to all these dirty videos? Over time porn companies will find a way to coexist with how porn is disseminated and find how to make their money better…adult video is not going off of the net anytime soon.
It doesn’t seem as if porn ever really becomes too much of a good thing. Human beings have an insatiable appetite for the visual documentary or representation of people fucking. Adult video has survived in one form or another since its inception to the VCR home market and though we don’t actually watch a video tape anymore and DVD sales are strong alongside downloads-at least high-end titles of high-production dirty movies-adult video rolls right into the future as technology bolsters its deliver into audience’s homes.
And that’s what people want. More than really caring what the fuck movie is about, or following a porn star’s career, which certainly many people do and others do care about, it’s the fact that we can sit home and watch an adult video in our own home, alone or with our partner and never be embarrassed over the titles we peruse or have a time limit of when they need to be returned, that makes adult video watching one of our favorite past times and one that won’t end anytime soon.
Sex and dating seem to be the specific prevue of the net. God knows we are on all the time either looking for a date, checking someone’s status on Facebook, or managing some one-hand chatting. All this action and interest occurs on the web or on our portal devices that we are hooking-up when we are out.
And so too do we seek porn across the Internet.
But somewhere along the way we connected porn with sex and dating, while we damn well know none of our sex lives are anywhere near what we see in a porn movie. Having access to sex in the same medium we do porn we can so quickly link the two together, when in reality they are pretty much far apart. We amp-up for one in very much the same way we do another-certainly in the anonymous environs of our homes-and inextricably take one for the other.
Modern day dating might be pretty far removed to how we used to find someone we were interested in, get their number-call them on a landline for Christ’s sake-make dates, go to movies, maybe a few dinners, court them or be courted. The net has truncated our actions, our style even our civility so now we do things so much quicker, with often more direct intent-there are specific fetish websites kinky people hook-up on, for instance-so why wouldn’t we simply regard sex and dating with porn, with the images we see right alongside the chats, with how we download so fast, masturbate then move on to the next activity. We come to gloss over what used to be the seduction, interplay and slow build of sexual interest in the light of how we see sex portrayed around us all the time.
But we are not porn stars. We still react to sex better when we can temper or dates, build anticipation, but as long as we continue to mostly have our intimate experiences online, or at least start them there, sex dating and porn will stay united in a new trilogy.
