With all the new porn genres emerging out there in the world of free porn online, it’s hard to keep up. Don’t worry guys, I got your back. If you’ve been wondering what the deal is with this new term called “alt porn” read on and find out the definition and some hot examples after the jump.
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Friday, February 17th, 2012
Be A Cunning Linguist of Cunnilingus
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012When I was younger I thought I was really good at going down on girls. Why? Because I had one girlfriend tell me I was good at it. When you’re a freshman in college and your lady tells you that what you’re doing to her downstairs is making her cum like in all those grainy porno clips you used to download with dial up, you might consider yourself the pussy eating king. It turns out I wasn’t. I wasn’t even the pussy eating prince. I was just a guy who thought he was doing it right because one chick told him he was. It wasn’t until three girlfriends later that I learnt how to properly perform cunnilingus. Get ready to get schooled in the art of licking cunt because if you used to be like me in my freshman year of college, you need all the pointers you can get. After the jump things are about to get wet.
Sex In The Woods
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012“Nature, that’s why I come up here.” – Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet from Saturday Night Live circa November 2000.
Ah, the great outdoors! You smell the pine trees. You catch a fish from a singing stream. Streams can sing. Trust me. You hike through the wilderness, lucky if you can photograph a deer or some other animal you don’t get to see in the city. You see stars which is another thing you don’t get to see in the city. And after a long day of enjoying nature’s wonderful gifts, you can tell ghost stories by a roaring camp fire and watch some girl on girl action. Here’s Orgasm.com’s simple guide to sex in the woods. Get ready because after the jump, the forest’s never been this sexy.
My First MILF Memory
Monday, January 30th, 2012Everyone remembers their first encounter with a MILF. This is mine:
When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.
The XXX Dangers Of Ass To Mouth
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Ass to mouth. Raise your hand if you’ve been involved in that scenario. A few of you. Good. Personally, I’ve never had the pleasure because I’m kind of a germaphobe. I’m not against anal sex. That I enjoy very much and wish more women would be into it. But yeah, I understand that the first time might be painful. So here’s what you should do, have anal sex with another guy then call me. We’ll have a great XXX butt fuck and it won’t hurt, k? And you can guarantee I won’t make you suck my dick after. Before is fine, though. Anyway, the point of this post is to educate those of you looking for some ass to mouth action tonight and make sure you know about the dangers.
The Slutty Origins Of The Word Slut
Monday, January 23rd, 2012Slut is such a great word. We all use it; sometimes for good, sometimes for evil. If we think someone’s too promiscuous we’ll slap them with the SLUT label. Or, when we’re really into a girl and we think she wants it bad and we’re the only one that can give it her, she’s our little slut. In college there was this one girl, let’s call her Amelia, who would share my tiny dorm room bed with me on more than one occasion. Amelia was kinda nerdy but hot as fuck so I’d put up with her constantly telling me the etymology of words. Plus, she was flexible, which is key when you’re trying to fuck in single bed. In honor of my bookworm slut, I’d like to present to you the origins of the word slut.
Weekly porn star: Austin Kincaid
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012It’s that time of the week again…porn star time! This week we’re bringing you the hot girl from North Carolina Austin Kincaid. We can’t wait to show you this big busted pornstar and the wild things she loves to do. Hold onto your hats, because this Carolina cat is all about the cock.
Sex tip: How to have a quickie
Thursday, January 12th, 2012Quickie sex has a bad rep around town and it’s time that changes. We at orgasm.com are dedicated to our free porn viewers higher sexual education. Today begins a series of lessons on how to have a better sex life. Read on and get super sex advice from the experts ( you know, the dudes who work in the paper pushing side of porn).
Santorum celebration!
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012Today is a good day in the world of porn and in the world of democracy. After the Republican primaries in New Hampshire Rick Santorum has all but lost his bid to be the Republican presidential candidate.
Considering his curdled stance on all things fun and sexual in the world, this is indeed reason to celebrate. As some of our brilliant porn viewers might know, Santorum’s name has taken on a whole new meaning thanks to the love and sex advice guru Dan Savage.
The definition is as follows: “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the bi-product of anal sex”. For legal reasons, we can’t show fecal matter, but we’ll be showing LOTS of anal sex today on orgasm.com!
Threesomes VS gangbangs
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012In the world of porn there are many different porn styles to chose from. There’s the hot MILFs, the solo performances, girl on girl action and multiple partners.
Does how many multiple partners make a difference in a porn viewers experience? Is two on one better than ten? Threesomes VS gangbangs are facing off today, in a bare knuckled fisting fight to the squishy sloppy seconds end. Come and see this massive match, if you dare!
