It was reported that her appearance contract didn’t allow her to visit champagne rooms or do any private engagements.

Well, I’ll be a bit irrational! I don’t care! She was a porn star for petes sake! She should have let loose like Alexis Ford and Lisa Ann who were also in attendance.

And not to mention getting a tidy $10,000. I know she’s a millionaire, but another $10,000 in the pocket wouldn’t hurt.

But then again, Jenna is a Republican and they frown on stuff like that. I guess our little Jenna is all grown up!

I remember feeling bad that my parents had offered to pay for my tuition; that’s a lot of money! And even worse, I had friends whose parents couldn’t afford to pay for their college so they had to either hope for a scholarship (which was unlikely since I hung out with the stoners) or get a loan from the bank.

Too bad I wasn’t a student nowadays because it would be a lot easier to get some fast cash at 18, if I threw my morals out the window, that is.

There is a new law in Canada that prevents strip clubs from hiring foreign dancers, so club owners (in Windsor, Ontario to be exact) are being forced to find a way to entice local talent and they’ve come up with THIS; scholarships to girls who want to dance at their club and attend school at the same damn time.

So, not only are the girls making mad cash dancing on table tops, but they are also getting a scholarship on top of it all. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me!

Girls that maintain a B average can receive as much as $1,700 on top of their normal wage and tips as part of this program. They will also receive travel money and any help needed to perfect their routines which includes costumes, hair and makeup.

Seeing as a lot of college women in the states turn to porn to help pay for tuition and books, maybe Orgasm.com should follow this brilliant idea of strip club owners. We could offer scholarships to actresses; they get the help they need to get through college, we sell some content, and then ya’ll get to watch it. Sounds like to perfect equation to me.

It turns out many of the city’s strip clubs are anticipating a surge in clientele with all the extra bodies in town. Both Tampa Gold Club & Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse are reported as remodeling in advance of the convention. Tampa Gold’s renovations include a private side entrance specifically built for those who don’t want to be seen entering a strip club but can afford the $750/hour private room that entrance takes them to. Many strip clubs are also apparently stocking up on fine wines, champagne and cigars in preparation.

Thee Doll House may have taken the cake, however, for best Republican-themed idea. The strip club has reportedly scheduled Lisa Ann, star of Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin Palin” series, to feature dance for two nights during the convention. Yes, Republicans can spend the day with Sarah Palin and then watch her porn doppleganger take it all off on stage at night. In fact, the strip club is even offering reduced admission for people with press credentials for the RNC and free admission to senators, house members, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton’s cigar and Barack Obama.

Dammit, why do the Republicans get to have all the fun?

Yes, that’s right, the second tour is scheduled for Saturday, July 7th with the gorgeous and talented Skin Diamond and Brandi Belle and you, dear Orgasm.com fans, have the chance to win a seat on the bus. All you need to do to enter is tweet #LAPornToursGiveaway to @orgasmcom for your chance to win. One lucky winner will be traveling in style through the sites of LA with gorgeous porn stars on hand and the chance to see a live porn shoot at the end of the tour.

Obviously, this is the tour of a lifetime and only one Orgasm.com fan has the chance to win a free ticket so LA Porn Tours has also graciously offered a promo code for all of our Orgasm.com fans. All you have to do is enter the word ORGASM on the LA Porn Tours site to get your ticket for only $129 (regular price $199 – a 35% discount!).

With less than 2 weeks left, it’s time to get your ass on winning (or buying) a ticket on the next LA Porn Tour.

Starting at the world-famous Rainbow Bar & Grill, the tour bus of 35 people (including the gorgeous Charity Bangs & Brandi Belle) had drinks in the same place that once was the hangout of decades of famous rock musicians and their groupies. It’s also one of Ron Jeremy‘s favorite watering holes and, really, what else matters?

Next up in the five hour tour of the porno side of LA was Sexx University where all participants were able to receive diplomas. They also had a chance at a photo op with porn stars Charity Bangs & Brandi Belle in the quality educational-themed clothing store.

After shopping, it was time for…more shopping so the bus headed over to Bizzy B Boutique, home of toys, leather, clothing and LOADS of lingerie. While they were there, Charity Bangs did a signing.

Don’t worry, things definitely got dirtier as the night went on. The next stop was the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club. All of the tour guests were given exclusive VIP treatment as they watched Charity Bangs perform at the totally nude club. Legendary porn star Rebecca Bardoux even stopped by to surprise Charity and the tour group.

Of course, last but certainly not least was the sex scene performed with the girls and Logan Exx. We can’t tell you much about it other than that it was spectacular. Seriously, you’re just going to have to go on the tour yourself to see. In fact, stay tuned for your chance at winning a free ride on the LA Porn Tours bus….

]]> 0 http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/03/31/you-will-not-score-with-a-stripper/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/03/31/you-will-not-score-with-a-stripper/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:29:10 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=3594 Hetero guys can coddle many a fantasy. When it comes to what makes their dicks rise they will believe a whole cornucopia of possibilities, the least of which is that a woman who is waiting on them, is in fact interested in them beyond the porn service she is providing. Tipping a waitress is all a waitress is really interested in her customers for, even if she is vigilant about doing a good job. And strippers, who see the very worst of men and their objectification, know best of all how to work a smile or a shaking ass to attract men to them, or make men feel they are attracted to them.

The concept of girls working for the tip is not lost on the men who tip them yet men still proceed as if the women could possibly be interested in them. The fantasy is enough to keep men coming back time and again and for women to work within the fantasy. There is always a hope that a guy and girl are making a connection-at least the hope exists from the man’s point of view-but for the most part a stripper stays far away from her audience. There is almost an unwritten code of ethics in this situation, ironic as that might seem.

It might be a little bit of the thrill of the chase. It might be the idea of the sexuality a stripper portrays, akin to wanting to sleep with a porn star that creates the allure. And it might also be the simple fact that most strippers need to be attractive to be able to do their job well. The full package; the slightly aloof woman showing only a small amount of her tits and ass to a seething group of men aching to jump her bones might be cliché but it fuels the very best sexual scenario and one even the most asexual of us would be hard pressed to ignore.

As long as there exists the interplay between men and women, whether on line across cams, over the phone with PSO’s or live and in person with strippers, women will always hold the upper hand in the interaction and men will allow it as long as they can coddle the ideal of scoring with the woman they are paying to pay attention to them.

1. Watch Your Mouth – Like your mother probably told you, unless you have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Remember that strippers are only doing their job, so screaming out degrading words is not exactly courteous. If a less-than-appealing dancer approaches you, a simple “no thanks” will suffice. No need to get rude.

2. Follow The Rules – While every club goes by a different set of rules, it’s important to pay attention and follow them accordingly. One of the most common ones is the “touch and go” policy, which forbids men from touching the strippers. Failure to do will result in a black eye and getting kicked to the curb. Now there’s something you don’t want to explain to your wife.

3. Don’t Assume That Strippers Are Dumb – Just because strippers flash their private bits, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are brainless. Ask any dancer and they’ll tell you all about the men who insist on treating them as special ed children. In reality, many strippers are educated and well-aware of their present situation. Dancing is merely a way of getting by.

4. Don’t Try To Score A Date – If you think that a strip club is a good place to meet single women, think again. Not only do many strippers have boyfriends, but it is against the rules to accept dates from fellow patrons. Asking a stripper out to dinner will be falling close to the “touch and go” policy.

5. Don’t Drink Too Much – One of the biggest reasons for patrons getting kicked out of strip clubs is due to excessive drinking. After one too many beers, you could be tempted to touch a strippers ass or wind up getting a little too rowdy for comfort. Don’t allow yourself to get out of control.

Once you’ve determined what you want out of the relationship, take a look at our dos and don’t of dating a certified whore. If you don’t follow these points, you could be in for a world of hurt.

DO remember that you’re not special. This girl has 100′s of men to choose from per day, and it’s her job to make you feel like you’re the only man she’s interested in. So bear in mind that she’s playing the odds with you – but that you probably don’t have what it takes to keep up with her.

DON’T call her without announcing your name. Strippers and porn stars have cell phones full of men’s names and numbers, so remember to remind her of who you are, unless you like being embarrassed.

DO carry a lot of cash on you at all times. The sex industry is rich, and if you’re not willing to shell out, you’re dating the wrong kind of girl. In fact, it will probably take you a few dates before she fucks you, and you can expect those dates to cost you more than just renting a hooker.

DON’T ask her about her tattoos and fake tits unless you want to look like a wannabe, or worse yet, another one of her customers.

DO remember to confiscate the battery to her cell phone at some point during the evenings you’re out with her, or it will ring off the hook with other men who are interested in the exact same thing as you are. You don’t want to run the risk that one of them makes her a better offer before you’re finished your date.

DON’T go see her at work unless you have to. It’s best to avoid watching your girl taking off her clothes for other men – unless that’s something you’re into.

If you’ve come though these dos and don’ts undaunted, there may be hope for your love life with a sex worker yet. Remember though, unless you love competition, a normal girl is probably the way to go – as long as she likes it in the ass on a consistent basis.

It isn’t rocket science, yet most people believe that the notion of stripping entails doing blow off a hard cock and end the show with a lesbian act. However, stripping can be as simple as dancing for your lover and taking off your clothes. Even wearing clothes that are sexier is an act of stripping, or burlesque if you will.

The art of the striptease has been around for a long time. Burlesque was once a humorous, theatrical form of entertainment which was comprised of taking off ones clothes. The modern day nude-bars take this entertainment to the next level, making it a hyper sexualized alternative.

The environment that stripping has been confined to has given it some nasty preconceived notions. The art of stripping itself is all about one of the sexiest traits of all – confidence. Nothing is sexier than a partner whom is self confident and not afraid to show it. Stripping has come out of the club and into the backyard of many, captivating us with the ability to harness our own sexual powers.

If you think you can’t, give yourself a slap on that fine ass of yours and think again. Its as easy as reciting your ABCs!

A – Attitude

A stripper has to have an attitude that makes the viewer feel like ripping their clothes off as well. You could be wearing a a paper bag and toilet paper, as long as you have a sexy style, your viewer will be dying for more.

B – Body

A lot of people have issues with their bodies – many say that it isn’t good enough to strip. You need to realize that your partner loves your body, and you should too. We all have certain insecurities that are almost always unwarranted. There is no reason you shouldn’t strive to be confident of your body, and want to strut your sexy ass.

C – Costume

Men like to see a little creative endeavor involving tits and ass any day of the week, and a costume can be one way of changing it up. A role like a nurse or french maid will make his cock so hard, and his pants will rip off from sheer sexiness. If you want to try something a little more original that caters to his tastes, he’ll be happy to come home and see you dressed up like his favorite tele-tubby.

A study done by the University of Leeds in Britain is challenging the status quo that is largely composed of stereotypes. Over 300 strippers took part in the survey being conducted by researchers, and they have uncovered some surprising information that would illuminate the reasons why a woman would want to dance naked for a living. Some of the findings are expected in the industry, though other facts have been revealed that might make you think twice about getting a lap dance.

They’re Educated

One of the most surprising findings was that a quarter of the ladies surveyed had a university degree. Nearly twenty percent of the dancers are using money to fund further education while completing undergrad or postgrad degrees. Some university graduates, particularly art degrees, had trouble finding work and turned to stripping as a way to sustain themselves while they continue their careers. Instead of a minimum wage job, these girls make fucking bank.

They don’t just get naked

The obvious job that strippers have is taking their clothes off, however researchers have heard from almost all the ladies that 80 percent of the job requires an ability to sell themselves. The ability to talk to their customers is what separates a good stripper from a great one. To take home the most cash while doing the least work requires some smooth talking.

They like their job

The large majority of the strippers said that they were legitimately happy with their jobs. This satisfaction rate confronts the idea that all strippers live miserable lives – full of sexual abuse and desperation. The study found that the flexibility and variables accompanying the major benefits of the job greatly outweighed the negative attributes.

They were not forced

Perhaps the largest negative stereotype of stripping is the fact most men believe they were forced into the occupation. The study found that almost all the women made decisions to become a stripper, and found that the income and flexibility of the job were benefits that made the position attractive. Most dancers make hundreds a night, simply flaunting their tits and ass to horny men. Strippers spend few hours working, make much more money and tend to find an establishment that treats them well.