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Sex With An Ex: The Rules

Monday, January 24th, 2011

If you live in a small town, then it is probably inevitable that you’re going to bump into your ex at one point or another. Hell, if you live in a big city you’re probably going to bump into an ex at some point, because you know what they say, it’s a small world after all.

Sure, it can sometimes be a bit awkward, BUT it also presents a unique opportunity to rekindle the physical spark, for old times sake.

The question is, should you capitalize on this chance? Fuck ya you should, but not without following a few strict guidelines:

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1. Never call her: When you were involved, you were getting a steady dose of sex, and once it is cut off and you’ve gone without it for a while, you’re bound to do almost anything to get some and free porn just wont cut it. If the hookup is going to happen, then you either have to run into her or she has to call you.

2. Let enough time pass: Exactly when you take another run at her depends on how things went down in the end. If it was a mutual and mature breakup, then you should be good to go in a couple of months. But if shit when down and the emotional scarring is still pretty raw, you are going to have to wait a bit.

3. Be clear about your intentions: When you tell her that you are only interested in a purely sexual relationship, she may agree, but then secretly start to work to manipulate that chance. Come to an understanding, but make sure she know the arrangement.

4. Don’t talk about relationship stuff: She will spend a lot of this new time dissecting your every word. Even casually chatting about old times can give her hope so try to avoid it all together.

5. No cuddling: When the sex is over, she might want you to spend some time cuddling and may even try and convince you to stay the night. Whatever you do, get out of there as quickly as possible. She’ll get the hint that it is just meaningless sex.

If you can follow all of these guidelines outlined above then you should have no problem dabbling into ex girlfriend territory. If you cheat, then that’s your own damn fault and she will be hanging off of you and there will be nothing you can do! Keep the fucking casual, and you will have no regrets.

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Exercise and Sex

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

There are all kinds of things that can affect sexual performance, the ability for a man to achieve a good erection or a woman to have an orgasm. Some of the common things that can affect sexual performance include drugs, both recreational as well as regular medications. Blood pressure medications, for example, or some anti-depressants can have an effect. Another thing that can affect sexual performance is alcohol, as drinking too much can have a very adverse reaction for many people, especially in people who have been drinking for a long time.

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Lack of sleep is yet another thing that can affect sexual performance as not having enough sleep is something that, too, can affect your health in general. But one thing that many people don’t realize is that not getting enough exercise is a big thing that can affect sexual performance. Both men and women who do not get enough exercise can experience sexual performance problems including men having a hard time maintaining an erection or women having a hard time achieving orgasm. Exercise also is an important thing for all kinds of lovers and playmates as not having enough exercise means that, simply, you will not be able to perform in all kinds of ways.

If a person gets winded or begins to pant like crazy just going up a flight of stairs then how porn star wild will they be able to get in bed? Exercise doesn’t have to be extreme or take a lot of time, as there are all kinds of routines and exercise styles that can fit everyone in every kind of life and of every age and body type. By exercising, you and every lover you may have, can then perform to the best of your ability in one of the best ways of have fun pleasure: by being up in all kinds of ways for sexual activities.

By exercising you, too, can make your heart healthier and stronger leading to you being a better and more passionate lover: being not only having the stamina but the desire as well because exercise, too, has been linked to sex drive and not just performance. People who have some exercise in their lives also have a better sex drive, so not only can they have better sex but they actually want to have better sex as well.

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Japanese Sex Shop Findings

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Despite having previously shown you some of the most bizarre sex toys on the market, leave it to the Japanese to step things up a notch. After a friend’s recent trip to Tokyo, he returned home completely mesmerized by the things he had seen in their local sex shops. Below, I’ll cover some of the most noteworthy. They’ll put most of your “shocking” porn films to shame.

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1. The Plasma Sperm - This microscope kit may look like it was meant for young children, but one glance at the title – and its logo – instantly puts things in perspective. Short of innocent, this magnifier was designed for men who are interested in taking a good hard look at their own sperm – or somebody else’s. The makers of this ingenious device claim that it serves as great tool for determining low sperm counts and are trying to have babies. However, I think that process is better left to the experts. Physically taking count of your sperm is just sad.

2. Vibrating Cangina – Given the popularity of the Cangina (that’s a vagina in a can for you amateurs), the Japanese managed to take things one step further by coming up with a brilliant way of making your Cangina vibrate while getting yourself off. By simply inserting it into the device, you’ll have yourself a Cangina that vibrates in all its glory. And for those who require a little something extra, try “The Clapper”, these creepy little plastic hands tightly grab your penis for an orgasm that is just as awkward.

3. Plush Sex Dolls – For those who can’t necessarily spend a couple thousand dollars in one of those creepily realistic sex dolls, consider a cheap plush one instead. Resembling your favorite anime characters, ‘Kumi’ even comes equipped with an interchangeable plush pussy. Unsanitary doesn’t even begin to describe it.

4. Weird Vibrators - Ladies, don’t think that I forgot about you. Japan sells vibratos resembling just about anything you can dream of. From corn to cucumber, you can also go cliche and opt for a Hello Kitty “back massager”. For the extreme, they also sell a life size hand that is permanently set in the ‘fingering’ position.

5. Bizarre Figurines – If sex figurines are right up your alley, Japan offers some of the best and most detailed of them all. One in particular depicts a naked woman that is all tied up and seems to be in serious despair. The attention to detail is so great, that the makers even include a small box with multiple micro dildos and a mini bottle of lube.

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Sex: Are You A Thrill Seeker or a Comfort Creature?

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Jan 19 orgasm.com1When it comes to romping in between the sheets, there are essentially two types of fucking styles; the comfort creature and the thrill seeker. The first one I am describing tends to prefer to keep sex within the comfort of their own home, with one partner, and sticks to a few tried and true positions and routines. These ones are nothing like the people we would see on free porn. On the other hand, thrill seekers are complete opposite. They want new positions and toys, different partners or locations, and overall more sex. So, when it couple is made up of two comfort creatures, or two thrill seekers, they have it easy because they are essentially on the same page, sexually.

But what happens when a comfort creature falls for a thrill seeker, or vice versa?

It is often more common then you think, but most couples don’t realize this until much further along in they’re relationship. This is because in the beginning both partners have been under the spell of a potent neurochemical cocktail of infatuation which is responsible for constant canoodling, which masks any differences in the bedroom.

These hormones can actually mask other differences in the relationship, from how often you like to have sex to whether or not you enjoy public displays of affection. According to Psychology Today, “a person’s inherent need for sensation is not necessarily obvious in the early stages of a relationship, when love itself is a novelty and carries its own thrills-it’s when the sex becomes routine that problems occur.”

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Sexual compatibility can have a real impact on your relationship and I’m sure anyone reading this has been there at one time or another! Maybe you crave sex everyday, but your partner is perfectly fine doing it once a month. Maybe your partner likes to talk about sex, while the very word of sex makes the other blush. The question is, are you destined to break up?

Scientists say, not necessarily. The brain is the biggest and most powerful sex organ and it’s completely possible for sexually incompatible couples to have very compatible relationships. Great advice out of the University if British Columbia says longtime couples to rekindle the romance should pretend they are strangers on a first date. Experiment with wigs and different outfits and meet at a local bar. This will be sure to spice things up!

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Best-Selling Sex Books

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

For those who are looking for a bit of a break from all that free porn, how about switching to books for a change? Short of boring, these titles will provide you with all the sex you crave while enhancing your vocabulary at the same time. Talk about killing two birds with one stone! Below, we have have broken down some of Amazon’s (as in Amazon.com) best-selling titles focusing around the subject of intercourse.

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1. 365 Sex Positions: A New Way Every Day for a Steamy, Erotic Year by Lisa Sweet – What better way to start out the new year than with a book filled with new and exciting sex positions? Featuring everything from the ‘Pogo’ to the ‘G-Spot Striker’ you’ll never run out of options again.

2. Hot and Steamy: Sizzling Sex Stories by Darren G. Burton – The third in the highly acclaimed ‘Hot and Steamy’ series, Sizzling Sex Stories is just that. Packed full of erotica, these are bound to inspire you to try out some of your wildest fantasies.

3. Oral Sex He’ll Never Forget: 52 Positions and Techniques Guaranteed to Blow Your Man Away by Sonia Borg – An oral sex manual for alpha females who like to be in control, this book will teach you all the tricks of fellatio that will be sure to keep your man on his toes. With over fifty options – from sex toys to mouth movements – you’ll be sure to find something your partner will love.

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4. The Dirty Little Kindle Book Of Sex Quotes by Mark Zedler – If you’re like me, there’s nothing like a good sex quote to get you all hot and bothered. With over 30 different categories, the book features quotes by everyone from Ken Hammond to Kevin Coster. My personal comes from the iconic Marilyn Monroe who once said, “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on”. Cheeky.

5. The Anal Sex Position Guide: The Best Positions for Easy, Exciting, Mind-Blowing Pleasure by Tristan Taormino – Whether you’re an anal sex enthusiast or merely exploring the territory, this anal sex positing guide will be sure to provide you with all the information you need to know on playing the flip side. From safety precautions to first-time positions, no question goes by unanswered.

The Biggest and Best Sports Sex Scandals Ever

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Every couple of months, the media breaks on a story about the latest scandal involving an athlete. Each story recreates the classic battle between the hometown favorite and the visiting loser! We’ve seen just about everything when it comes to sport scandals, and a lot of times it involves more than a couple porn stars revealing that they had sex with a star. There was Michael Vick, OJ Simpson, and thousands of domestic violence and DUI arrests, but today we’re going to take a look the sex scandals of sports stars:

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Rick Pitino: The head coach of the University of Louisville basketball team was outed over an extra marital affair with the estranged wife of his longtime aid and the teams equipment manager. He impregnated her, which lead to an abortion. Then, the woman demanded a $10 million settlement.

Kobe Bryant: In 2003, the LA LAkers basketball star was arrested for allegedly assaulting a 10 year old woman. After two years and more of media hype, the charges were thrown out because the victim wouldn’t testify.

Marv Albert: The popular sports broadcaster was accused of sexual assault in 1997. The headlines that came out during his trial exposed his sexual lifestyle including his interest in cross dressing.

Mark Chmura: In April 2000, the tight end for the Green Bay Packers was arrested for sexual assault and child enticement. His child’s former babysitter claimed he raped her in the bathroom at a prom after party.

Richard Seigler: The former Pittsburgh Steeler and San Francisco 49er linebacker was busted as a pimp in 2007.

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Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich: In 1973, two New York Yankee left-handers introduces wife swapping to professional sports. They were best friends and lived near each other in New Jersey. The following spring, they showed up at training and announced that they has swapped wives over the winter.

Viking Love Boat: In 2005, seventeen members of the Minnesota Vikings football team attended an all day party on Lake Minnetonka where prostitutes were flown in and some of the players performed sexual acts in from of the whole crew.

Tiger Woods: His wife attacked him with his own golf clubs after she found out he was having an affair with a number of women. As soon as the story leaked to the media, the numbers of women keep getting higher and higher.

Jack Johnson: In a celebrated match in 1910, the black boxer knocked out James Jeffries, the former world champion. The victory led to the Bureau of INvestigation to probe Johnson’s sexual relations with white women, often prostitutes. He was convicted, fled the country, returned, and then served his time.

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Targeting Premature Ejaculation

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Whether you can’t even bring yourself to finish your favorite porno or your known as a one-minute-man, premature ejaculation can be a real pain in the ass. While Viagra can help you prolong your erection, it wont necessarily help when anticipated orgasms are concerned. As an attempt to extend your performance in the bedroom, read on for a list of tips on how to last longer and leave your partner smiling and satisfied.

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1. Acknowledge The Problem – One of the first steps in dealing with premature ejaculation is acknowledging the problem in the first place. In 2009, a medical conference in Paris defined premature ejaculation as the result of men who can’t last more than one to three minutes of sex before climaxing. This parameter was defined due to pressure from the pharmaceutical industry, which required an objective criteria in order to come out with medication targeting the problem at hand. As for the medical criteria, it is far less specific. Most doctors claim that anyone who can’t bring themselves to last as long as they’d want to is already suffering from premature ejaculation, so take that for all its worth.

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2. The Usual Suspects – Despite doctors not having a concrete explanation for what causes premature ejaculation, studies lead them to believe that it has something to do with a man’s genetic build. Research indicates that the center of an orgasm, located in the brain, is far more sensitive in those suffering from premature ejaculation – making them ‘be over and done with’ a lot faster. But despite some men showing signs of a “sensitive spot” on the brain, that doesn’t necessarily mean they won’t be able to last longer than their effected counterparts.

3. A Means Of Defense – Most men will tell you that at some point or another, try as they might, they can’t get a woman to orgasm. When that happens, they might be inclined to simply bring themselves to cum and call it a day. As a result, the woman will complain and think that her partner is not giving it his all. The next time around, the same thing is bound to happen. Women will blame men for their own lack of orgasm and if they’re already predispositioned to premature ejaculation, this is bound to further enhance his problem. So remember, before turning to a doctor, consider the possibility that your sex partner could have something to do with it.

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Space Sex

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Jan 14 orgasm.com1Forget the mile high club…imagine joining the million mile high club!

We’ve seen those stupidly hot space fucking scenes on free porn, but when it comes to real sex in space, that’s a different story.

NASA has always been on the silent side when it comes to the subject of sex in space, which of course makes us all the more curious. How would it work? Has anyone done it? Can a child be conceived in space? And with only a few animal tests, there has been next to no scientific analysis on the issue.

That is until now!

The Journal Of Cosmology has published a special issue focusing on a mission to mars. In one specific chapter called “Sex on Mars” Dr.Rhawn Joseph talks about everything from the social conditions that would allow astronauts to have sex on the planet and the possibility of the first child being born on another planet. That kid would be the first real Martian!

“Human beings are sexual. They think about sex a lot. So if you’re on a trip to Mars, it’s going to be dark out, you’ll be in a long period of isolation, and there’s not going to be a lot to do. There’s a definite possibility that it could happen,” said Joseph.

The Journal estimated that overall that a Mars expedition would take at least two years to complete; nine months to travel there, three months to remain there for the study, and then nine months to return. Joseph said that since it is such a lengthy time for the trip, it is possible for emotional bonds to form between the astronauts, and it would be unwise not to anticipate them acting on those bonds.

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Since no one has officially come forth to say that they’ve actually had sex in space so he is basing his research on Earthly scenarios with similar conditions. One goal of NASA is to avoid any complications that would come with space procreation. Joseph suggests sending two separate spacecrafts-one containing only males and the other only females-or sending only married couples to Mars.

But first and foremost, he believes in being prepared.

The Downside To Relationships

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Aside from losing your afternoons of free porn and frequent sex, getting into a committed relationship means having to give up on some of your favorites aspects of living the bachelor life. Without wanting to depress you too much, we have come up with a list of things you’ll have to sacrifice when welcoming a significant-other into your life. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Girl Friends – No, I don’t mean other ‘girlfriends’, I mean female friends. Try as you might, having another female figure in your life will be next to impossible. Given that your mother will already be skeptical of the newest female in your life, there is simply no extra room for a friend of the opposite sex. Attempting to keep her around will only lead to fights and constant bickering. It’s not worth it.

Your Day Off – As a bachelor, your days off probably consisted of television, video games, porn, and the frequent trip to the pub with the boys. Now, it will most likely consist of movie night, antique shopping and dinner at her parent’s house. A sad reality that happens to the best of us.

Flirting & Casual Sex – Perhaps one of the best aspects of being a bachelor is getting to enjoy some female variety. Back when you were single, venturing out to the bars and practicing your flirting skills was something of an art form. With a girlfriend in the picture, you can say ‘bye bye’ to casual sex and ‘hello’ to getting her to have sex in the first place.

Lack Of Financial Freedom – As a bachelor, spending money on beer and the latest tech gadget was never a problem. With your partner watching your every move however, you’ll be sure to hear plenty of snarky remarks as to why you’re spending money on “unnecessary objects”. It’s just yet another phenomenon of being in a relationship.

Having Your Own Space – To me, one of the worst parts of having a plus one is losing your space. Being alone will never be the same again. Be prepared to have her lurking around every corner and asking things like “Watcha doing?”. It’s enough to make your hair stand, but at the end of the day, you love her anyways.

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Fashion Crimes That Won’t Get You Laid

Friday, January 14th, 2011

oklahoma_sooners_girls_14After watching so much free porn, you’ll eventually be inclined to venture out into the real world in search of a more tangible method of relief. And by that, I mean having sex with a real girl (or guy, whatever strikes your fancy). Sometimes however, there are certain factors that could really be holding you back. Despite always being told not to judge a book by its cover – guess what? Everybody does. It’s in moments like these that what you wear could be seriously counting against you. For those who are not naturally fashion inclined, read on for a list of fashion crimes that will only ensure you never get laid again.

Sideways & Gangster Hats – If you’ve already graduated high school yet still insist on wearing a sideways cap, know that you probably look like a real tool. Those boxy, “gangster” caps also won’t do you any favors. Instead, opt for a Yankees cap or something a little more grown up.

Matchy-Matchy Outfits – If you can’t leave the house without matching your trousers to your shirt, to your belt, to your hat (and so forth), consider toning things down a little. Not only are you asking to picked on, but you’ll look like a real fruit parading around in your monochrome ensemble.

Wearing Affliction/Ed Hardy – If the douchebags from The Jersey Shore haven’t taught you anything yet, take a good hard look at what they wear. If you own any t-shirts made by Affliction or Ed Hardy, toss them out immediately. I can’t even begin to count the amount of times I’ve seen girls laugh over the losers that sports these around. Just because you have a giant tattoo printed on your shirt, doesn’t mean you’re a “real bad boy”.

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Too Much Gel – Nothing says ‘douchebag’ more than a head full of gel. If your hair looks more like a shiny hard hat than actual hair, consider lightening up the load on styling products. Women want to be able to run their fingers through your hair, not get them stuck in the process.

Short Sleeve Button Down Shirts – Think back to the last time you saw a guy wearing a short sleeve button-down shirt. Chances are the guy wasn’t exactly a cool looking fellow. Instead of walking around sporting the Dwinght Schrute look, opt for a traditional, long-sleeved button down and roll up the sleeves like a real man.