Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

Hanna Barbera’’s Japanese Cousins

Friday, December 31st, 2010

imagesThe fascination of animated drawings and films has been hugely popularized, even in the arena of free porn. The production of anime films that depict graphic sexual material which is often violent and occasionally disturbing is known as hentai. Hentai is a Japanese phenomenon and is not produced in the United States, but continues to maintain a strong and growing American following. Although hentai is a popular form of sexually enticing media, there are many who suggest that it is wrong and immoral.

But those judgments might be seen through the prism of those who certainly don’t understand what they ware watching

The main argument against hentai is that the scenes often depict minors in sexual positions and situations. One hentai film involved a young girl who looked no older than ten, swimming and playing with other children. She is soon enticed into a nearby pool house with three (much older) men. The scene shows her youthful pussy in numerous painful sexual acts, yet she is smiling, laughing, and asking to be stuffed with more cock. Films like this would banned in Japan when the actors are human, but when the movie is animated, the dots connecting right and wrong are blurry.

Hentai does not always depict such disturbing images. Many of the films show typical bondage scenarios, vanilla sex, and fun fantasies. Hentai, like all porn can be used as foreplay to get couples in the mood for sex or it can be viewed for the sheer enjoyment of sexual videos or animated movies.

In the U.S. we have never truly embraced adult themes in our animation. Fritz The Cat broke new ground in mainstream movies with how dirty American cartoons could get, and certainly some T.V. animation does get risky and adult at times, but there is no generally accepted, consistent porn cartoons that are as popular in western culture as hentai is in Japan. The cultures simply view their entertainment differently, certainly their sex and the images they like to explore and masturbate to. The depictions of young girls bordering on the prepubescent getting rammed with big cocks for punishment may or may not say anything about the culture from which they come or might reveal more than that culture would like to admit.

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Where Has All The Good Written Smut Gone

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

For the writer of smut; the scribe of the sexy; the wordsmith of wonderfully wacky cock-rising fair, where does he or she place his stories and poems to entice ever newer audiences. With magazine readership dwindling more each day, Kindles and other digital book readers ever more the rage, the porn writer finds ever more outlets for his dirty words in the digital world and with fans who will continue to scour the globe for what gets them off.

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On the Internet and in e books, the naughty writer is publishing short stories, novels even comics for a readership that has never really left written erotica. It is just that now that the world is so specialized and every need, thought and kink can be compartmentalized and a newsgroup found to address if, there are just more specific places for people with specific sexual thoughts to find each other and the art made just for their interests. By word of mouth, testimonials and reviews placed in blogs or on sites, if one person has even the smallest little kernel of interest in one small little fetish, he or she can find something written on it!

Not that erotica will ever meet the masses. It will always be the red-headed stepchild of more literary fare simply because it speaks to our more prurient interests and even the classic in the genre like Tropic of Cancer and others will always be considered lowbrow works of art in a world where erudite critics feel they need to pan art that gets readers ready to have sex.

But who we are is built around our hopes dreams, triumphs and failures as much as our kinks, sexual longings and masturbatory dreams. We can no more deny the urges we feel and the need to express our pleasure over them or the questions we have about them then we cannot not expound over love, war and politics, all the highbrow subjects critics think worth remarking on.
From the very first minute man could record the world around him, even through Puritan times and artwork scrutinized by church and state, even in the most remote corners of the globe and the most sexually repressed societies, man expressed and will continue to express his most prurient thoughts and fitful sexy daydreams attempting to understand his heart as much as his loins.

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Fake Tits

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

It’s sad, really, that so many women think that men like big breasts, to the point where they will prefer artificially big boobs you’d see in free porn over natural. You can compare the ratios of each on Orgasm.com’s big tits category page here. Certainly, there are quite a few men who are so obsessed with breast size where they don’t mind that a woman has undergone plastic surgery to increase her bust. But there are many more men, according to sex researchers and many other sex-perts who report that the many men who prefer bustier women do so only when those women have natural breasts and if they don’t, they’’d prefer smaller real ones over large artificial ones.

 

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Bondage Done Right

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

imagesThere are many forms of sex that people engage in, and one of the most common, in one form or another, is bondage. Bondage basically is, the idea of restraining a person either to intensify sex or as a prelude to fucking. Like everything else in our intimate lives though the types and degree or bondage varies widely from person to person. But bondage is, in one form or another, a rather popular sexual activity.

Bondage is also very risky and not something couples should engage in lightly or with just casual attention. One of the most common mistakes people make in regards to bondage is to confuse the reality of bondage as sex play with their fantasies or what they might have seen in porn movies or read in erotica books. But the fact is that bondage in reality is a very different specific type of intense play and unless couples can discern the difference between what they think they want and what they actually get, either by taking classes or reading some serious how-to books, then they should never, ever attempt bondage.

Communication is most important in sex, but doubly so in a bondage scene. The person being restrained must be able to say what is working in the scene and what is not working and, especially, when/if they might be in some trouble. It’s best never to use a gag or block the person being restrained airwaves or mouth, even if the participants want this. One should always be able to say what is working and what is not! Safe-words should be agreed upon at all times as they should always be in any sexual scenes involving dominant and submissive approaches.

It is also extremely important not to use homemade or cheap bondage equipment like scarves or rope or handcuffs. Bondage equipment that is built and sold by people who know how to do it right might be expensive but it is also designed to be safe for everyone using it. Using the wrong kind of stuff for bondage can be very, very dangerous as scarves can knot up and be difficult to open, handcuffs can cause very serious damage to skin, and ropes can cut off circulation leading to extreme injury.

Playing smart and playing safe means couple can play like porn stars for a very long time.

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Holiday Porn

Friday, December 24th, 2010

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I’ve been rather disappointed by the current state of holiday porn (“holiday.” That’s right, not Christmas, not Chanukah, not Kwanza . . . Holiday). It seems the best offer this season has for my meat-pounding wishes is the same ‘ole gym-buffed model-type, doing the usual pornographic posturing, but in red panties and a Santa hat. A Santa hat. It’s not even like the hat is getting fucked. Sometimes the diehard festive types leave the hat on for the initial blow job, but by the time the dude in the Santa suit (Yes. Always some dude in a Santa suit) gets to sodomizing our little Cunt Cringle in her fruit cake hole, that hat is long gone and buddies fake beard is laying on the floor. For all practical purposes we are now watching the same old porn we’ve seen a thousand times with one exception. There is a Santa hat on the floor.

When do I get to watch some dick hard clit jockey finger a snowman? Is that little dentist elf ever going to slowly unbutton his adorable wee blue waist coat and cobble himself to climax before the Bumble Snow Monster whips his hairy milk-white monster cock out and escorts a handful of misfit sex toys up his Yeti chute? Need I remind you that the snow monster had his teeth removed? Slut in a red bikini and a Santa Hat is fine, but maybe, just maybe, I wouldn’t mind having a hot rub inside that toothless furry Monster face. Maybe I’d like to watch some herd mammal with a glowing red anus help the jolly old elf find more than his way.

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Porn Mongers! Step it up! I want 8-way menorah penetrations. Gift-wrapping bondage. Icicle fucking. The Grinch that stole your Penicillin. Anal dradles. Charlie Brown with the smallest, least celebratory, withered little prick and a beagle in a leather flight helmet. Rabbis with gingerbread dildos riding polar bears and juggling buttock implants across a snow-laden field on their way to Grandma’s house for oven mitt HJ’s shot into candy-filled stockings.

The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

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5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

Getting Through The Holidays

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Considering that the average cover charge for a New Year’s party hovers around the $100 mark; it sure tends to leaves many disappointed and urging to get home to their free porn. After all, with dozens of couples flaunting their blissful selves around us lonely folk, it’s not wonder so many of us get depressed and curse love in all its glory.

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And so, for those who find themselves single in wake of the new year, follow these three simple – and brutally honest – tips:

1. Play The Role Of Grinch – Whoever started the tradition of kissing on New Year’s Eve deserves to be shot. Ok, maybe not shot, but a kick to the balls (or box) wouldn’t hurt. It seems as thought not having a significant-other to smooch you at the stroke of midnight is serious enough to classify you as a sore, lonely loser – but things don’t necessarily have to go that way. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, proceed to make all of your ‘coupled’ friends feel like crap by flaunting your single status for all it’s worth. Discretely remind them that while they simply must attend that boring pot-luck party, you’re free to hang out in your boxers and get wasted by the fire while watching South Park re-runs. Even if they don’t look impressed, deep, deep down they’ll envy your freedom. The result? Single “loser” 1, boring couple, 0.

2. Do Whatever The Hell You Want – While on the subject of staying in, be sure to do whatever you please on the last night of the year. If you want to venture the great outdoors and get smashed at a watering hole, then by all means. Sex with a random stranger? Go for it! Provided you use protection, of course. Alternately, don’t feel guilty if all you want to do is sit by TV eating a whole bag of chips. One day, you’ll eventually look back and realize that what others may have perceived as “pathetic”, was actually the ultimate act of freedom.

3. Have The Time Of Your Life – If you do decided to venture outside and hit a bar or club, make sure to go all out. What better way to ring in the new year than to get absolutely sloshed at some dingy watering hole? Plus, it will provide you with plenty of opportunity to meet other singles who, just like you, made an effort to show some face. So go out there, dance your ass off, get naked, and make a total fool out of yourself for once. Eventually, you’ll have a woman who is set on telling you what to do – so enjoy being single while you still can.

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Small Vibes, –Great Pleasure

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

102635They say great things come in small packages. Vibrators are no exception. Women’ crave all kinds of satisfaction (free porn included), and with a little exploration, a woman can find the right vibes to trip her trigger.

One of the more clever things to emerge in the sex toy industry is the practice of making vibrators that look like something else entirely. It doesn’t have to look like a big, vibrating wand or a big black cock. Some are made to look like hairbrushes or other common household items. A vibrator that looks and feels like a lipstick could be the perfect little travel toy. It’s pointed “lipstick” end can produce surprisingly strong vibrations. Angled the right way with consistent pressure, a stealthy woman can count on hot orgasmic waves, maybe even while taking a short break from her busy day at work.

Egg-shaped vibes are relatively small and also good for clit stimulation. With somewhat of a broader surface area, they can roll over the clit and give some very intense stimulation. If it is the type with a strong and reliable cord, it can be inserted into the vagina for internal vibrations as well. This type of model comes in an array of shapes besides the egg. The vibrating shape and its cord terminate with a handy speed control unit that a woman can experiment with or give over to her partner for some surprising sensations.

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Another development that is especially nice is the rise of vibrating toys in regular old drug stores. Sold as massagers, these fun things can look like small hand-held wands with round bulbs, giant jacks that look similar to non-vibrating professional massage tools, or a convenient array of other shapes. It is true that you could work on any of your tired muscles with these devices, but it seems that the advertising is done with a nudge and a wink. The companies are probably pretty sure which “muscle” might be getting the most intense workout.

If a woman prefers the feeling of insertion, there are still more vibes to be found. Penis-shaped vibrators don’t have to be huge. In fact, one can find them as small as that vibrating lipstick, and can move up in length and girth as desired.

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Caffeinated Loving: Porn Shunga Art As An Energy Drink

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Shunga is all about porn. Actually, when it comes down to it, Shunga means “Image of Spring” in Japanese, but essentially they are those highly erotic paintings that were made from the 16th to 18th centuries.

Okay, they might now be called erotica compared to some of the shit that we see in free porn, but they could actually get pretty explicit.

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So, just like Karma Sutra love oils, it was only a matter of time before they found a way to exploit this beautiful Japanese art into exotic products.

Shunga is a Canadian company who produces aphrodisiac oils, edible body powders, oils and creams for erotic massages, love enticing balm products, lube, and of course now, energy drinks!

Shunga has announced the creation of both a male and female sex drink, both which contain very different herbal extracts to enhance libido. Both drinks promise a whole lot, if you know what I mean. More than I thought any .75 ounce drink could ever do!

The woman’s version is supposed to increase sensitivity of the sexual region and strengthening of the vaginal wall, stimulate the central nervous system, control regulation of hormonal production and help to remove your inhibitions (nothing a little Tequila could’t do). So, basically, it makes you wild, tingly, full of hormones and strengthens your vaginal walls. Sounds like a magical drink to me!

The men’s version is supposed to help with erectile rigidity, give you a porn star style orgasm, improve hormonal levels and boost your sexual desire.

Now, you’re probably wondering if this shit even works? Well I’m going to tell you the honest truth, it doesn’t work very well, unfortunately.

A friend of mine tried out the women’s one and followed the directions on the bottle. Actually, she even double dosed herself and it had NO effect. As for me, I did as the directions said, and sadly I didn’t become a sex superhero. I told my lady friend that we should try it out and have sex with each other, but she wasn’t down for it, unfortunately.

As for the taste, don’t try it by itself. Mix it in with something else and it can be pretty tasty. As for the look, it comes in a little glass bottle and is labelled with some fancy traditional shunga art. It’s great to look at and tastes pretty good, but ultimately doesn’t work like it should.

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Online Flirting: It’s All About The Lips

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Dec 15 orgasm.com1We all know that it’s incredibly easy for guys to fuck things up when they’re trying to flirt with girls. It actually takes a lot of brains to come up with the right lines and we’ve realized that the women we come into contact with are a lot harder to crack compared to the easy and cheesy lines that actually work when we watch the guys picking up the gals in free porn.

One of the most recent surveys conducted in the world of online dating and flirting has found that the absolute best internet chat up line for men to use is: “You have beautiful lips.”

According to the director of marketing from a predominant online dating service, he says, “we have found the Holy Grail of flirting.”

The research analyses the success rates of opening lines from about 200,000 online flirtations in 11 languages over the course of one month to come up with the “compliment success index.”

The users on the site were asked to use one of 12 different chat pick up lines. Each one complimented a part of a woman’s body or appearance, from her tits, to her hair.

The research measured the success rate of each line in two different ways: first, their success of creating any response at all; second, their success at launching a longer conversation. Which means one that goes back and forth at least four times- and that’s a lot for some of these poor bastards!

When it came down to it, complimenting a woman’s lips was the most successful overall. When it came to Dutch and Portuguese women, they mostly preferred: “you have beautiful ears”, that just goes to show how weird they are!

“What many women want is for men to take the initiative and not be wishy-washy. A lot of men on dating sites send a sort of generic message and women recognize something that hasn’t been customised for them.”

According to David Givens, the author of the book, “Love Signals: A Practical Guide to the Body Language of Courtship” said the results totally made sense because women tend to focus a lot of attention on their lips.

“From adolescence onwards, they cosmetically adorn their lips, applying lipstick and colors. They have been doing so since ancient Egypt.”

So guys, you want to get a date or you want to get fucked, you know what to say; anything that has to do with her lips should get you what you want!