Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

Tila Tequila is a Pornstar…Officially!

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Yup, its official Tila Tequila is a pornstar! What took you so long, babycakes! Tila Tequila has yet to make an official announcement, but reports have leaked online stating that the ‘Shot at Love’ star will be staring in her first adult movie from a prominent adult production company.

Interestingly, her sudden transition into the adult world came with a cash amount, she couldn’t refuse. Let’s not beat around the bushes, money was the major motivator in order to get Tila to sign onto the deal. Recently, it’s been reported the financial crisis Tila’s incurred, and i bet this deal made the pint size pornstar a happy taker.

It seems the porn starlet began her celebrations, purchasing a new baby blue Lamborghini, and took to her twitter account to boast about her purchase. The money used to purchase the car was apparently an up front payout from the company that produced her movie.

It’s not surprising to see Tila transition into the adult movie world. Tila has been in numerous male magazines posing nude and made several home sex videos, all available online might i add. Given her past, its only makes sense to see Tila move in the porn direction and this will be her fist role in an actual porn movie. The title of the film, and the name of the production company that produced the porn have yet to be released.


Daddy’s Little Slut: Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter in Porn

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Remember that scene in The Matrix where Laurence Fishburne gives Keanu Reeves the option of taking the red or blue pill. The red pill was the one that showed you the reality behind the illusion of the Matrix. Right now I bet Fishburne is wishing he could take the blue pill, several blue pills in fact, because he isn’t enjoying reality very much now that his daughter has made a hardcore porn movie.

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in The Matrix, when he said, “Whoa!”

As in ‘Whoa, check out that ass!. Some pics released from the film show the barely legal Montana Fishburne showing off her booty, and I, for one, must give it a review of one cock up, way up.

While some aspiring actresses get their inspiration from Meryl Strip, I mean Streep, Montana has been influenced by non other than role model for young sluts everywhere, Kim Kardashian, who rose to fame by being in a sex tape. It so happens the same company, Vivid Entertainment, that distributed the Kardashian sex-tragavana, as well as former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson’s infamous sex tape, is also handling the release of the Montana Fishburne video. So she’s in good company, you could say.

Montana has specifically said that Kardashian was her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Her father, the oscar nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, probably wouldn’t mind having a word with Kardashian right about now.

Montana has not spoken to her father since news of the video was released, but says that she hears from relatives that her father is “upset.” Gee, you think he would have a sense of humor about seeing his teenage daughter show off her cock sucking skills to the world.

In response to her father’s potential reaction, Montana said “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

Sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but you’re Dad is never going to say to his friends, ‘look at how well my little girl takes a cream pie, I’m so proud of her.’ Not in this reality anyway.

Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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Steve Driver is No Longer on the Loose

Monday, June 7th, 2010

The biggest news to hit porn since the Wonderland murders came to an end this last Saturday when Stephen Hill, aka Steve Driver lept to his death after an 8 hour police stand-off.

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3D Porn Without the Plot

Friday, June 4th, 2010

This is great because I think my whining a lot of the time contradicts itself. And this will only prove that point. With the oncoming wave of 3D porn almost upon us, at least one company has said “Who needs a story? It’s 3D!”

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The Kendra Sex Tape Isn’t all It’s Cracked Up to Be

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This will mark my last blog about Kendra Wilkinson and her sex tape. At least in its current state of story / non-story. But even though I know it’s totally too late…my suggestion will be not to buy it.

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Vivid Unleashes “BATMAN: XXX” Today!

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Vivid Entertainment‘s HUGELY anticipated “Batman XXX” hits the street today. (Look no further than our blogs about it here and here to see just how much we’ve been anticipating this porno.)

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Anonymous Blogger Fired for Writing About Sex

Monday, May 24th, 2010

A single mom who worked for COMPANY X by day and wrote a sex blog anonymously at night, has been fired from her day gig after company execs demanded all employees be given a thorough “google” search.

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Sex 2.0 Conference this Weekend in Seattle

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

You’ve got a real reason to be sleepless in Seattle this weekend, May 22nd and 23rd, when Sex 2.0, the conference of Sex & Technology, floods the Pacific Northwest.

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