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Porn & Politics

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

The media would like us to believe that the better portion of Americans are hitting the streets to cause a ruckus in the name of politics. In fact, voter turnout in America is at an all time low, and many are having trouble choosing which candidate should lead the free world.

Perhaps it is comforting to know that men are a little more prone to get political if they know that means a possible “win” for their own member. Two psychologists have recently claimed to have found a pattern between the American states which backed a winning candidate and the number of search requests for porn on the internet in that state.

In 2004, upon George Bush’s alleged “win”, rates of internet porn usage in the states that backed him surged. In comparison, states that supported John Kerry saw decreases. Remarkably, the same results were found in the 2008 election that featured Barack Obama and John McCain, as well as in the 2006 congressional election.

The study was conducted by Patrick Markey and his wife (who remains anonymous) – both psychologists interested in political phenomena. In an online interview Markley was quoted as saying, “If we saw this just for one election, you might chalk it up to chance, but we saw a pattern with it happening three times. It’s also cool that we saw these results with both Republicans and Democrats — that these were general results not just driven by one political party.”

The results may be indicative of more than just one political party being sexually active then another. Men aren’t usually prone to sudden masturbation sessions upon a successful victory are they?

Apparently, the husband and wife super team stumbled on their findings after working on studies involving testosterone levels. Related studies have shown extreme levels in testosterone, high or low, result in differences in sexual behavior.

American states which voted strongly for McCain in the 2008 elections had significantly lower levels of free porn consumption. Obama voters fared a lot better when he successfully won the election, causing a massive spike in online porn usage among the strongest states.

“We don’t know for sure if testosterone is the reason why we are seeing these changes in porn-seeking behavior, but it seems like the best explanation at the moment,” said Markey.
The only thing left to wonder is which party watched teen cheerleader sluts, or anal avengers.

The Scientists Have Been Studying Jizz Juice

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

It isn’t a surprise that most men have tried nearly everything to have sex without using a condom first. The most unfortunate fuckers end up getting std’s or pregnant due to this trait, however there are positive benefits to having sex without a condom, besides it feeling amazingly better.

Men can now boast that their unprotected meat wands actually boost a women’s mental health.

In a sex survey of 300 college aged women completed by the State University of New York showed that those who routinely had unprotected sex grew more depressed as more time elapsed between sex sessions. Women who had safe sex did not show the same results. Surprisingly, partners whom had unprotected sex were less likely to commit suicide or suffer from depression.

Women who had unprotected sex were also more likely to seek out new partners and have sex sooner after the relationship has ended. Porn star much?

The moral of the story? Researchers believe that woman are biologically addicted to cum, which is apparently a mood elevating drug for females. It is actually possible to suffer from withdrawal, if she does not get her regular dose.

It may seem like a lofty conclusion, however there is scientific research to back up these claims, however subjective it may be. Condoms may not be the greatest thing in the world, but they are one of the simplest and safest forms of contraceptive available.

At the end of the day though, would you rather have a cum addicted slut of a girlfriend with herpes and a baby on the way? I didn’t think so. So before you bust out the mother of all one liners, remember it might be your last.

Porn Vs. Piracy

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Last week, the Larry Flynt Internet Group filed a lawsuit in a Dallas federal court, suing 635 individuals allegedly guilty of reproducing and distributing Hustler’s Barely Legal Schoolgirls porn dvd through BitTorrent. Cases of porn producers targeting torrent users have been increasing among the industries leaders recently, a tactic that has been largely avoided until now.

Copyright complaints have been reaching a record high, now that torrent use has run rampant among the masses. The small amount of complaints, 2,200, that have been issued , pale in comparison to the actual free porn content available on the internet. The porn companies are allegedly targeting niche oriented porn downloaded first, so anybody into shemales or 18-year-old sluts, should be warned.

Piracy on the internet has allowed users to take advantage of supposedly free content, however the victimized companies are now counter attacking the overwhelming network of millions whom are consuming commercial entertainment for free.

Personal information is easily retrieved by companies, who mainly deal with large corporations like Bell, Verizon and Sprint. It is no surprise that with exponential increases in torrent use, that the the porn industry and its anal avenging porn stars are fighting back. It could be the last dying gasp of what was once the industry’s main profit sector. This is a evolving relationship between consumer and company – one that will never cease to produce new relationships.

Bad in Bed: Damage Control

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

So you’ve met someone you’re into and you can’t wait to fuck the living daylights out of them. That is – until you get into their pants and they start doing some kind of silly buggers game that does not do anything for you. What gives?

There’s no nice way to tell someone they’re bad at kissing or suck at blow jobs, but the most effective approach is to make it about you. Start by telling them they are a wonderful kisser, blower, fucker, fister, or whatever is most applicable to your situation.

The most important thing to remember is to make” I” statements. This will allow you to help your partner get involved with raising up his or her skill level without saying that’s what you’re doing. Tell them you want to teach them how to blow or fuck or kiss you the way you want to be blown, fucked or kissed. Just tell them; give them the option of doing it right.

We all generally have fragile egos. Sometimes, though, we believe that they’re even more fragile than they really are. In all likeliness, your partner wants to make whatever it is they are doing work for you, and doesn’t think they’re the reincarnation of the world’s greatest porn star. Most people have learned ways that work for them and if your partner is tuned and you use the right kind of language about your own experience, they should be able to recognize that what you’re doing is best for both of them.

Talk in specifics and walk them through what you want. Break it down and show them step by step what works. Once they understand that they can pick it up more naturally and move from there. Whatever chemistry got you to where you are should work in tandem with these tips you provide. There was something that drew you together, and if you can get your physical needs to line up with them, you should be bouncing off the walls, or pussies and cocks, in no time.

The Many Forms of Spiritual Sex

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Sex can be largely a physical activity, though women primarily tend to believe it should be a spiritual, even sacred experience. Our responses to the emotional commitment that sex brings can reveal a lot about a person and their views on sex. Some of us view our bodies and sex for that matter, as sacred beings. Some people may become aware of their own potential through the healing that this affirmation brings.

Despite the potential that spiritual sex offers, there are fundamental ideas that are relevant universally. A lot of naive porn addicts would offer us an insight to the manipulation of a person’s perception on sex. In the west, we tend to diminish sex until it’s merely an act of hot fucking and orgasms. Understanding the basics of spiritual sex will allow us to begin to see sex as sacred rather than profane relationship.

Throughout history, attitudes towards sex have changed as cultures have continued to evolve. The pornofication of society that we are currently experiencing illuminates the importance of performance, technique and instant gratification, and the potential of sex as a sacred form has been long since acknowledged.

The most famous version is tantra, which emerged from Asia around 1400 BC. Tantra is founded on the belief that we can access the divine through sexual ecstasy. Nearly all religious traditions are infused with sexual symbolism, some even embracing sex as an act of engaging god. Despite the myth that religion tells us to primarily abstain from sex, even archbishops have suggested that accessing god through the body’s grace is a significant religious experience.

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams was quoted as saying, ‘To be formed in our humanity by the loving delight of another is an experience whose contours we can identify most clearly and hopefully if we have also learned or are learning about being the object of the causeless loving delight of God.”

Some of us may have already experienced divine states during incredible sex – some that surpassed the physical enjoyments we normally experience. We should all strive to find a healthy balance between watching free porn and engaging in some righteous fucking.

Lady Gaga Gets Free Porn

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Lady Gaga is known around the world for her sex status and activism for sexual rights. Recently, Gaga made quite an impression while touring though North Carolina, and got an offer that most of us men could only dream of due to the fact that she happened to visit a few porn shops on her week in the town.

During her performance, she told the concert audience how impressed she was by the XXX stores she had visited earlier in the day, it even inspired a new song for her next album. Her comments have already become a youtube sensation online, boasting hundreds of thousands of views.

Her remarks didn’t go unnoticed by local business owners however. A leading porn distributor in the area has offered Lady Gaga a year worth of high quality porn of all sorts. Knudsen from AEBN network made the following comment to the celebrity sex star: ”We think she’ll enjoy being able to take over 100,000 titles—straight, gay and everything in-between—on the road with her. Since she was so impressed by a sex shop here, we can’t wait to show her what North Carolina’s online entertainment options have in store for her.”

Knudsen encouraged Gaga to check out their company at her next opportunity and jumped on the remarks the star had made. Apparently, the innovative porn company has no problem providing gaga with free sex materials and wants to be able to provide Gaga with as much inspiration as possible.

What to Do When Your Sex Drive Gets Rear-Ended

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

A long-standing issue many couples have is how to respond when their partner has a significantly higher or lower sex drive to theirs.

The key in any situation like this is flexibility. This might perhaps include the kind you get from regular yoga practice, but I’m referring more to the theoretical kind. There will be one person who wants more needs to tone it down a bit, and another who wants less that needs to pump it up a bit.

A good place to start is by identifying what qualifies as sexual activity. If you’re the one with a higher sex drive (and if you’re not, just reverse what I’m saying, and ask yourself what you’re doing reading a porn blog), and your partner is doing her level best at ramping it up on the full blown fucking, you should be able to happily accept a hand job or blow job when she’s not in the mood for sex. You have to be happy to keep your attitude positive about her concessions, and she will need to have a good attitude about it in turn.

You shouldn’t be made to feel like you’re tormenting her because you have “needs.” If you can get by with five minutes of her just standing there while you beat off into her lap in the morning; it stands to reason that she should be happy to do that for you. If she’s okay with letting you get his rocks off and you are okay with her not being bothered (albeit with a smile on her face, rather than a grimace) but not being as crazy hot for you as you’d normally prefer, you might find the compromise you’re looking for.

Alternatively, if what you require every time you get freaky is a 3 hour sex marathon and you get whiny or pouty if that doesn’t happen, you need to be slapped. Go find some free porn online while you’re hanging out in the dog house, where you deserve to be sitting for being such a pussy.

There is nothing that you can do that will turn someone who wants sex three times a day into someone who wants it once a week. There is nothing in the worth that will turn someone who wants it once a week into someone who wants it three times a day. Except old age. At some point you’re probably going to meet up with each other if you live long enough.

The Interior Cum Shot

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Talk to any educated porn professional and they will tell you their take on the infamous money shot. The finale to any great fuck film, cum shots can be found in 99 percent of all films that feature a women and a swinging dick after sex.

If you have delved deeper into the arguments made by certain sexual education figures, it has been said that money shots are merely an example of male objectification or the height of misogyny, however no bone can dispute that is it the building block of modern sex tapes. Whether an example of female submission, a vitamin bath or male territorialism, or simple proof that the guy didn’t spill his seed at work, grand finales all depend on the perspective you choose.

The cream pie on the other hand, is an internal shot that allows viewers to see a porn star’s pussy or ass leak cum. It is a validation that the man actually came and has bred its own genre of porn. Fake internal cum shots are usually nothing more then a fake orgasm by the man on tape.

However, a new hentai is changing the way money shots are being viewed by giving an interior perspective. In the animation “cougar time” – the camera is literally placed inside a woman’s mouth, and viewers get to watch as the the glorious cum shot or sakogamochi occurs. The japanese expression for “past the teeth” is the equivalent to the american cum shot term.

The cum shot could be seen as being beneficial for a woman, so that she doesn’t suffer the same fake orgasms that men seem to witness too often. Its time we outfit porn stars everywhere with interior cameras so we can watch some anal, vaginal or oral cum shots for the first time.

Fluid vs. Fixed: Sexual Orientation

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Gay, straight, bi-sexual; these labels may soon become obsolete. A recent study suggests that nearly 30% of lesbian-identified women have fallen in love with a man. Many women, throughout their lifetime, who at some point identify themselves as a lesbian, tend to weave in and out of their orientation. This refers to not just a fling, but legitimately having fallen in love. In the study of 100 women over a period of 10 years, the majority of women modified the labels associated with their sexual orientation, a trend that increased as time went on. Several participants adopted a preference of being “unlabeled” as they aged, while others have acknowledged a possible shift in their sexual identity in the future.

Take Anne Heche, for example. She was in a relationship with Ellen Degeneres for three years, while both before and after that period in her life she was with men. This is not meant to suggest sexual preference is a “choice,” but rather, that women’s attraction to another is based on more than indoor and the outdoor plumbing that defines the porn industry. It is something behind the eyes that women connect to.

Men, on the other hand, tend to have a more fixed relationship with their sexual orientation. It is far less common for a straight man to fall in love with a penis other than his own, or vice versa. They are more likely to label themselves as a certain sexual preference, and to stick with it for life. This further serves to back up the theory that men are attracted to visual and physical stimuli, while women are turned on by psychological and emotional factors.

It seems the titillation many men experience regarding bi-sexual women has caused a kind of backlash against women who flip flop between gender selections. The notion of two girls together (with room for some voyeuristic cock) may be a common interpretation of these studies, spurring a classic fantasy into a realistic possibility. Fathers, lock up your lesbians! The word is spreading that men may have a chance to spread her, and with all that pussy-lovin’ out in the open, he might inch ever so closely toward the threesome of his dreams.

Become the Woman of Your Dreams

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Have you ever wanted to feel like a real woman, without the trouble of nasty surgery? Well, you’re in luck, because now there’s the Seamless FemSkin III, that will allow our friends of the transgendered variety to actually transform into the natural shape of a woman. This may seem disturbing to those not in the market for gender reassignment, but I have to credit the designers of this product for coming up with such a fascinating product that mimics the female form so closely you might think you were in a free porn flick.

The FemSkin III is the most advanced, anatomically correct, female latex suit on the market. It fits snugly over your body, from ankle to neck to shoulder, transforming it into one sweet lady. It comes in tinted natural skin tones and contour pads to adapt to your own complexion and shape. The suit is specially molded to give you that sexy shape and perfect female form, complete with D-cup tits, a raised and round ass, and, most importantly a beautifully shaped cunt. No matter what your size, this will stretch to fit your shape and won’t tear or stretch out.

Man has walked on the moon, and now he can piss through a vagina!  This suit has a beautifully engineered pouch kit, which is placed over the penis and the catheter rolls down the shaft of your cock and has a tube that flows down to a hole in your new pussy. You want more? Well bend over – because theres a built in latex rectum to give you a penetrable anus!

It seems they really have thought of everything…